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dcarbo
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Alpha division: I feel like I've wandered into a dark alley.

Just for the record, all I've got is a handful of pocket change
 
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Originally posted by dcarbo
Alpha division: I feel like I've wandered into a dark alley.

Just for the record, all I've got is a handful of pocket change


lmao yea we are super fucked in this division
 
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All the divisions are looking crazy
 
RealQuadL
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<Dit dididit dit> This is a Biff Barf special Report! <Dit dit didit dit>
Biff Barf here! I soak up the news and barf it back at you!
"It's GAME OVER man! It's GAME OVER!"
These were the words of the owner of the recently dubbed champions of Cider league when he heard that the team was being "awarded" a prize for having accrued a languishing 18-12 Ladder & League record last season.
"Am I livid? Laughing?! Look, lately little lowly league leaders like us are being fed to the big dogs!"
When ask why he thought this his reply was," I guess dog food is expensive?"
Originally posted by dcarbo
Alpha division: I feel like I've wandered into a dark alley.

Just for the record, all I've got is a handful of pocket change

Another satisfied customer of said shadow organization running league placement.

Originally posted by dredgar
lmao yea we are super <beep!>ed in this division

We can only speculate he said "Let's go Brandon!" during the beep...

In other news, Inferno owner QuadL was seen talking to Wind Officials while carrying a large paper bag full of unidentified green pieces of paper.


When Q Park Rangers owner Mango Fandango asked who's Bad Idea was this, dredgar was noted as looking around nervously as if someone had mentioned his team.

Speaking of nervous jittery movements, dcarbo was seen ordering a third round of frappe latte jumbo grande Iced coffee grounds with a splash of water.

Not to be outdone, . Ninja said," Make mine an Irish... and a double!

eTHICCalBEEF and Hzachary1 just kept saying to each other,
"I think somebody took a wrong turn at Albuquerque"
"I told you to ask for directions!"
"Hey the GPS kept recalculating! What was I suppose to do?!"
"I wasn't the one driving."
"Not from the front seat anyway"
"What you say?!"
(it gets a little graphic from there)

whiteice7 what is your take on this developement?
"Not exactly what I had ordered, someone in the front office is getting flame broiled (it tastes better than fried)"
Though I did note most of the franchises used a 'liquid smoke' and only a handful still had actual flame broilers anymore...
Edited by RealQuadL on Mar 16, 2024 17:41:08
 
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Originally posted by RealQuadL

We can only speculate he said "Let's go Brandon!" during the beep...

"Hey the GPS kept recalculating! What was I suppose to do?!"
"I wasn't the one driving."
"Not from the front seat anyway"
"What you say?!"
(it gets a little graphic from there)



I have nightmares like that.
Maybe I did it?
 
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Tampa Bay Playmakers - Dude! What happened to your chemistry?
 
RealQuadL
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Biff Barf here! Soaking up all the news and barfing it back at you! With my color commentator Spaceman Spiff at my side we set them up and knock'em down here in the mighty Wind League!
= Yes, the winds of change are upon us!
The Wind League, where the men are men, the beans flow free, and the sheep down wind are choking.
= wait, what?
Let's get straight to the action!

(Everybody knows it's) Wind League (Ba da dada da pa pa,)
Alpha Division
1 ...... Bad Ideas ...... 1-0-0
2 Jarvis Street Coffee Squirrels 1-0-0
3 . Quiçama Park Rangers . 0-1-0
4 ... Tampa Playmakers ... 0-1-0
Jarvis Street Coffee Squirrels get squirrely all over the Tampa Playmakers, 84-10.
= Jarvis Street threw for over 700 yards in the air, they threw it like they just don't care, and if you see Tampa couldn't cover the starters, you got say "Oh yeah!"
Oh yeah!
= and they don't stop (them with a single sack, but did get 3 INTs which were shrugged off)
Bad Ideas run rampant in the minds of the Quiçama Park Rangers, 70-7.
= Another Alpha div. blow out. This one is a little more balanced in that the running game was the weapon of choice in this bloodbath as Bad Ideas ran for over 340 yards, threw for another 290+ and the D pumped another 6 sacks and 2 INTs into the Park Ranger ledger. Bad Ideas were a whopping +4 in turn over differential!

Beta Division
1 Atlanta University Center 1-0-0
2 ... Minnesota Vikings ... 1-0-0
3 . FAQ 4 U (Open Builds) . 0-1-0
4 . House Of Drunken Lads . 0-1-0
Atlanta University Center give FAQ 4 U (Open Builds) a learnin', 34-27.
= Competitive division here, AUC and (Open Builds) were tied after the FAQ 4U Defense got a pick 6 from CB2 Always Contain with just a bit over 6 minutes to go in the game. Then in a 3 minute chewing drive AUC struck. FAQ 4U's LDE Best Builds Double Dip forced a hurried pass by QB The Prodigal Son to TE Going.....Going.... Gone., who made the catch, made the cover miss and scooted for a 35 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Running Far Burns Energy at the seven. They then rewarded the TE on the next play by tossing him the go ahead TD pass which sealed the deal for AUC.
Minnesota Vikings raid the House Of Drunken Lads, 56-31.
= Both teams were all in on the passing game but Drunken Lads were hedging their bets with a decent balance of run. Unfortunately for them all it did was keep the score closer than it could have turned out. The Vikings threw for 491 yards and scored four touches in the second to take a lead they never relinquished after half time.

Gamma Division
1 SoPo Red Riots 1-0-0
2 Burger King Whoppers 1-0-0
3 Death Valley INFERNO 0-1-0
4 Green Bay Freeze 0-1-0
SoPo Red Riots Manhandle the Death Valley INFERNO, 30-3.
= Ten unanswered points in the first half and another ten in the third before an Inferno FG broke the ice. This was the story of the game as the Riots' defense was all over the Inferno offense like white on rice. Eighteen sacks, 2 INTs and 2 defensive Fumble recoveries snuffed out any hopes the Inferno offense tried to create while the Riots' offense just plugged away at the stubborn but increasingly tired defense.
The Green Bay Freeze get flame broiled by the Burger King Whoppers, 12-49.
= A rare visiting team win in the opening week of league play. The Whoppers' balanced attack kept the Green Bay defense on their heels as they scored 14 unanswered points in the first quarter, then their bend but don't break defense kept the Freeze to only FG attempts the rest of the game. BKW ran for over 191 yards, passed for over 388 yards, and controlled the clock while their defense simply held the Green Bay offense to 255 combined yards.
 
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lol these write ups are awesome
 
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gg Drunken Lads. Expected you guys to pass the ball a lot more and paid for it. All pass tags. rip.
 
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GG Quicama Park Rangers. That's a whale of a defense you've got there, I definitely lucked out.
 
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GG Bad Ideas. The final two quarters were incredible.
Hollywood ending, both teams had multiple chances in the OT period. (*TWO* missed FGs!)
 
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Biff Barf here! Soaking up all the news and barfing it back at you! Spaceman Spiff at my side
= Maybe your at my side?
Well there are a bunch of sides and a nice cold beverage to go with this smorgasbord of a week in the mighty Wind, league.
= End of the first round of divisional games
(less is more Spiff) Yes, and what an ending we got as we prepare for a long and arduous inter divisional season!
= Hey!
Let's get straight to the action!

--- (You are the) Wind League (Beneath My Wings) ---
Alpha Division
1 Jarvis Street Coffee Squirrels 3-0-0
2 Bad Ideas 2-1-0
3 Tampa Playmakers 1-2-0
4 Quiçama Park Rangers 0-3-0
Bad Ideas were squirreled away by the Jarvis Street Coffee Squirrels, 24-30.
= Tight games this time in Alpha. Looked like Bad Ideas were going to walk away with this one but then the coaches got some , uh, bad ideas and used them in the fourth. Jarvis St. scored three touches during that fourth quarter miracle. A HB Bad Idea Of Ellix forced fumble by CB1 Tuco Ramirez & CB3 Little Bill Daggett recovery led to the first, then playing soft D
Never a good thing.
= Right... it allowed a Squirrel drive that started at their own 21 to get to the BI one yard line before HB Preston Pearson plunged in for a 1 yard touchdown! Finally, NT Clubber Lang forced a hurried pass by QB Poor Decisons to TE Herb Zimmerman, but the ball was intercepted by LOLB Mad Max! With a minute and 45 seconds the Squirrelies rallied for the tying TD with 30 seconds to go and then OT! GotW written all over this one! K Dean Cuevas missed a 49 yard field goal. they get another chance when SS Dane Bruce forced a fumble & LOLB Herb Tinsley recovered it. K Dean Cuevas now misses a 45 yard field goal! At this point his teammates are ready to string him up! Finally Jarvis St. faithful are foaming at the mouth screaming bloody murder as their offense drives from their own 28 to the Bad Ideas' 29. QB QB Good pitched to HB Preston Pearson who scurries on a sweep right 29 yards and a walk off touchdown!
Quiçama Park Rangers got played by the Tampa Playmakers, 31-37.
= Another GotW candidate, This one also went to OT and had an amaze-balls seven lead changes
Only if you count the ties
= Whatever, HB Haradrim Raider Rushed for 210.5 yards, 2 RushTDs, a RecTD, Broke 20 Tackles, and generated 121.5 YAContact! And that was in a losing cause. DT The One Who Comes Knocking Got the DMVP with a FFum, Sack, 4 Hurries, and 5 RCakes. Also in a losing cause, that's how closely these two teams were. K Patrick Murray drilled the game tying 19 yard field goal, but it was K Money Moody who kicked off 64 yards to KR Deven Thompkins for a 93 yard Touchdown return that stopped the madness!

Beta Division
1 Minnesota Vikings 2-1-0
2 Atlanta University Center 2-1-0
3 House Of Drunken Lads 2-1-0
4 FAQ 4 U (Open Builds) 0-3-0
Minnesota Vikings Get a learnin' from the visiting Atlanta University Center, 20-45.
= In a tale as old as ... this season, both teams battled it out offensively in the first with AUC finishing on top 21-10. The second saw the defenses settle down but AUC still got an unanswered TD to extend their lead to 28-10. That changed the complexity of the game as the third quarter saw a defensive struggle that Minnesota nipped into the lead to 28-13. It was not Enough as AUC then exploded in the 4th for a 17=7 margin and a total walk away by AUC HB The Homerun HB who rushed for 363 yards and FIVE TD for the game. DT Chris Hovan's 2 FFums and a Sack with 4 Tackles was enough to gain DMVP honors.
House Of Drunken Lads act like drunken boxers all over FAQ 4 U (Open Builds), 66-7.
= The Druken Lads never trailed, never felt threatened and frankly weren't feeling much of anything when you think about it. Sure they'll have a bad hang-over in the morning but HB Sterling Archer had 6 RushTDs, 379 RushYds, 143.5 YACon, which were possible due to 25 BrkTks, and 109 YAC. That will go a long way to dissipating the pain. DT Pops Lyon's FFum, 6 Hurries, a Sack, and 4 RCakes for DMVP of game won't hurt either, unless you root for FAQ 4U...

Gamma Division
1 Burger King Whoppers 2-1-0
2 Green Bay Freeze 2-1-0
3 SoPo Red Riots 1-2-0
4 Death Valley INFERNO 1-2-0
Green Bay Freeze slip a flash frost warning on SoPo Red Riots, 20-17.
= At first we thought SoPo was going to take this one as they churned a 10-nothing lead at the half. But the second half was a season of a different tune. Green Bay played stout defense and got a FG in the third to get within one score. Then in the fourth they actually edged a three point lead with a second K Keaton Self 19 yard field goal and an electrifying HB Melvin Fink 64 yard touchdown! But the Red Riots hadn't given up the ghost yet! QB Eli Grant handed off to HB Matthew Germ for a 19 yard go ahead touchdown! It was back and forth from there until at 8:15 second left Green Bay started a drive on their own 20. QB Man Darino orchestrated a clock killing, yard chewing, 16 play, seven plus minute drive culminating in a HB Melvin Fink 3 yard dive weak for the go ahead touchdown! SoPo tried to answer with 51 seconds left but that ended with a turn over on downs, never crossing the 50.
Burger King Whoppers have their goose cooked by the Death Valley INFERNO, 21-24.
= This game was not really as close as the score would suggest. An upset it was but a nail-bitter it wasn't.
You can say that again.
= An Upset it was but
Yeah, just keep going...
= The BK value defense kept the Inferno from turning this one into a rout and the BK air attack with fries and a drink was the only real effective offense they could muster, with pickles and ketchup, on a sesame seed bun...
You forgot your lunch again didn't you.
= Yeah, sorry about that. Anyway, Inferno's running game finally awakened averaging 4.3 yards per attempt and the Death Valley offense jumped to a commanding 17- zip lead 3 minutes into the third. It was a this point where BK attempted their LL Cool J impression "Don't call it a comeback" since well, they didn't quite get back. The offense never established a run game and the defense allowed an early 4th TD that was the nail in the coffin. Sure they got a couple garbage time TDs to make it look good but it was just too little too late.
Edited by RealQuadL on Mar 28, 2024 16:31:57
 
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GG Lincoln Blue Tigers - had me on the edge of my seat
 
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Hi, We and ours pray you and yours have a great Resurrection Sunday, HE is risen!
 
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GG FAQ 4 U - we just couldn't stop that pass rush
 
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