So we meet again
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Championship Fucking Tuesday is here folks!
Today we feature a rematch of two Titans that have dominated the rub it out yourself Palm League the "Tuna Fished" Miami Dolphins and the "Gut packing spaghetti eaters" of Team Italy!
Last season this championship matchup went into overtime where a massive 26 points were scored through 4 and a half quarters of football.
Italy put up 3 times the yardage the dolphins did but forgot that you're also supposed to hold on to the ball where they turned it over a Bush League 6 Times as well as surrendering 7 sacks.
After the game ended reporters caught up to Dan Marion who was a legend in 80's and 90's in the NFL to find out what happened. Dan was pretty modest with his answer "I had got a hooker last night and i was never able to get that yeast infection cream off my fingers so i could't grip the football" When describing his 6/25 effort, pretty frickin pathetic if you ask this reporter!
However, with the yeasted hookers behind him and a loss that he took harder than Ace finding out Finkle was einhorn and einhorn was finkle Dan vouched to come back in Season 39 ready to play some foosball. In League Play this year Dan has thrown for a decent 46TDs and 5,205.5 yards (who the hell does .5 yards?) It's been a solid year for the phins but they can't get rid of the pesky Italians. Following a 20-17 loss earlier this season it doesnt look good for the Dolphins of Miami.
NOW FOR THE GOSH DANG ITALLIONS of Team (I mean who named this team?)
Proficient in every offensive category and have left a path of airborne distruction in their path with a defense to set the perfect compliment. Their Defense ranks 2nd to only (you guessed it) the Phins. They've racked up 60 more sacks than the dolphins and have 24 less picks. That offense tho... in league play Bartolo Bizarro has thrown for an incredible 6,252 and 66 TDs! The Double TE combo of Lincoln Bizarro and Softy Mchandsome have played some outstaning ball this year with 3,000 receiving yards between the two of them. But you can't even just focus on those two as the WR duo of Twins Amalio and Suttone Bizarro have combined for over 2,000 yards from their WR position putting the dolphins into kinda a fuck it and pick your poison type mentality.
The defensive side of the ball as mentioned earlier is insane as well, I'm fairly sure these guys needed to be tested for PED before todays kickoff! 130 sacks between their top 3 guys! Gonna be a rough day for Dan "I like Hookers" Marino and the squad. Rumor has the Itallion's have dropped off a canister of Lube over on the Dolphins Sideline pregame. Word on the street as well is there is a soft spot somewhere in the tiny black heart of the itallions. They provided the entire dolphins receiving core with Freshly baked Garlic Bread just dripping with butter! That's some class there folks.
Let's just get down tot the rip your head off and spit down your throat facts...errr predictions of this game. Much like every matchup in their young careers The Itallions Defense will have their way with the Sardines. Probably gonna be a lot of sacks a lot of Marino Ramming going on while the Stickum found on Amazon Prime will be in full effect for the Itallions. This all knowing reported has the fatboys (err Italions) Taking down the hopeful dolphins 30-10!
Today we feature a rematch of two Titans that have dominated the rub it out yourself Palm League the "Tuna Fished" Miami Dolphins and the "Gut packing spaghetti eaters" of Team Italy!
Last season this championship matchup went into overtime where a massive 26 points were scored through 4 and a half quarters of football.
Italy put up 3 times the yardage the dolphins did but forgot that you're also supposed to hold on to the ball where they turned it over a Bush League 6 Times as well as surrendering 7 sacks.
After the game ended reporters caught up to Dan Marion who was a legend in 80's and 90's in the NFL to find out what happened. Dan was pretty modest with his answer "I had got a hooker last night and i was never able to get that yeast infection cream off my fingers so i could't grip the football" When describing his 6/25 effort, pretty frickin pathetic if you ask this reporter!
However, with the yeasted hookers behind him and a loss that he took harder than Ace finding out Finkle was einhorn and einhorn was finkle Dan vouched to come back in Season 39 ready to play some foosball. In League Play this year Dan has thrown for a decent 46TDs and 5,205.5 yards (who the hell does .5 yards?) It's been a solid year for the phins but they can't get rid of the pesky Italians. Following a 20-17 loss earlier this season it doesnt look good for the Dolphins of Miami.
NOW FOR THE GOSH DANG ITALLIONS of Team (I mean who named this team?)
Proficient in every offensive category and have left a path of airborne distruction in their path with a defense to set the perfect compliment. Their Defense ranks 2nd to only (you guessed it) the Phins. They've racked up 60 more sacks than the dolphins and have 24 less picks. That offense tho... in league play Bartolo Bizarro has thrown for an incredible 6,252 and 66 TDs! The Double TE combo of Lincoln Bizarro and Softy Mchandsome have played some outstaning ball this year with 3,000 receiving yards between the two of them. But you can't even just focus on those two as the WR duo of Twins Amalio and Suttone Bizarro have combined for over 2,000 yards from their WR position putting the dolphins into kinda a fuck it and pick your poison type mentality.
The defensive side of the ball as mentioned earlier is insane as well, I'm fairly sure these guys needed to be tested for PED before todays kickoff! 130 sacks between their top 3 guys! Gonna be a rough day for Dan "I like Hookers" Marino and the squad. Rumor has the Itallion's have dropped off a canister of Lube over on the Dolphins Sideline pregame. Word on the street as well is there is a soft spot somewhere in the tiny black heart of the itallions. They provided the entire dolphins receiving core with Freshly baked Garlic Bread just dripping with butter! That's some class there folks.
Let's just get down tot the rip your head off and spit down your throat facts...errr predictions of this game. Much like every matchup in their young careers The Itallions Defense will have their way with the Sardines. Probably gonna be a lot of sacks a lot of Marino Ramming going on while the Stickum found on Amazon Prime will be in full effect for the Itallions. This all knowing reported has the fatboys (err Italions) Taking down the hopeful dolphins 30-10!
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Originally posted by Bizzarro24
Congrats Dolphins. I'll see you next season
Gg sir that was completely unexpected
Congrats Dolphins. I'll see you next season
Gg sir that was completely unexpected
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Originally posted by vipermaw82
Gg sir that was completely unexpected
Can't beat ya every time. You were bound to get me one of these games
Gg sir that was completely unexpected
Can't beat ya every time. You were bound to get me one of these games
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Originally posted by Bizzarro24
Can't beat ya every time. You were bound to get me one of these games
What really happened is your players read my post and ate it up. My master plan worked
Can't beat ya every time. You were bound to get me one of these games
What really happened is your players read my post and ate it up. My master plan worked
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