Ok... I know the drill. 
GLB is not to be confused with the NFL or College football. Keep this kinda sh*t up and nobody will ever confuse it for any kind of football. 
When is a Tackle NOT a tackle? 
I'll give you 3 guess and the 1st two don't count. When you tackle the QB, of course. 
Ya see... it's like this. Your defensive dot breaks through and blows up the QB... pieces lying all over the place... lord knows where the ball went... funeral will be held tomorrow... and the amazing GLB STAT (how to not do this right) GURU proudly trots out his ledger and notes the death as a sack. But he refuses to give you the tackle. What?!?! 
Did the defensive dot never hit the QB? I mean, he just shit his pants, put up the white flag, signed a peace treaty, shook hands, enjoyed a good laugh and a smoke, put on fresh underwear, and got ready for the next play? Uniform didn't get dirty enough? Oh! I know, it was all a grand illusion! 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW8TlrYhBxk
Look... I played Safety (not NFL) and when I managed every once in a while to get sent on a blitz... and sometimes I even managed to drag the QB down before he ran like hell or threw the ball away to nobody... you know what I got for my troubles? I got a SACK on my stat sheet. Know what else I got? I got a tackle too!!! Amazin sh*t here!
C'mon man... it's not rocket science, GLB... how in the hell didja blow this?
Not like it's gonna get fixed... I just wanted to vent. Vented. 4 f*ckin sacks... 1 damn tackle... rubberjesus on a bus.
GLB is not to be confused with the NFL or College football. Keep this kinda sh*t up and nobody will ever confuse it for any kind of football. When is a Tackle NOT a tackle? I'll give you 3 guess and the 1st two don't count. When you tackle the QB, of course. Ya see... it's like this. Your defensive dot breaks through and blows up the QB... pieces lying all over the place... lord knows where the ball went... funeral will be held tomorrow... and the amazing GLB STAT (how to not do this right) GURU proudly trots out his ledger and notes the death as a sack. But he refuses to give you the tackle. What?!?! Did the defensive dot never hit the QB? I mean, he just shit his pants, put up the white flag, signed a peace treaty, shook hands, enjoyed a good laugh and a smoke, put on fresh underwear, and got ready for the next play? Uniform didn't get dirty enough? Oh! I know, it was all a grand illusion! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW8TlrYhBxkLook... I played Safety (not NFL) and when I managed every once in a while to get sent on a blitz... and sometimes I even managed to drag the QB down before he ran like hell or threw the ball away to nobody... you know what I got for my troubles? I got a SACK on my stat sheet. Know what else I got? I got a tackle too!!! Amazin sh*t here!
C'mon man... it's not rocket science, GLB... how in the hell didja blow this? Not like it's gonna get fixed... I just wanted to vent.
Vented. 4 f*ckin sacks... 1 damn tackle... rubberjesus on a bus. 
Why do you think I stay here? 
