New Jersey Generals @ Southside Rebels
This shoud be the game of the week. Southside has beat the Generals the last three times they played. The largest margin of victory was 11 points back in season 14. I think it will be another low scoring game, something like 17-10 Southside's favor. The General's superstar HB Bob Ssanders will slow the game down while he churns out the yards on the ground but the Rebels' more balance offense, led by superstars QB Rebel Yell, HB Megan Simoneau and my favorite Yvonne Strahovski will be able to put a few more points on the score board.
LUElinks LUEshis @ PAIN NATION MIDGETS
This is going to be painful for the midgets. Borderline crimes against little people is what it will end up being. I wouldn't be surprised to see superstar HB Orange Soda carrying half of the Pain Nation defense on his back on his way to the endzone, multiple times. Last year the Midgets lost to the New Jersey Generals 100% rushing offense 91 - 7. I expect to see similar results, or worse. I am sorry Pain Nation. Hang in there.
Enterprise Seminoles @ Deez Nuts
This is another match up that could go either way. They split last season with the Seminoles winning the last one 34-31. The Seminoles' newly aquirred superstars QB Big Willie and pass rushing DT Nile Lawrence-Stample should help them in this match-up against Deez Nuts. I pick the Seminoles to win by one score, a last minute FG or TD.
Jarvis Street Coffe Squirrels @ Super Villians Strike Back
Looking at their past scrimmages and games, the Squirrels seem to have the Super Villians' number. I think that Superstar QB Lenny McCoy will find enough holes in the Super Villians' Zone defense to put up more points than QB Skeletor and WR Megatron.
Niagara Rapids @ Little Lebowski Urban Achievers
LLUA has won 3 straight championships. Their offense is the definition of balanced. They do it all and they do it well. LLUA's defensive superstars LB Bear Jew, LB Leonard Washington and SS The Hiphopapotamus will prevent the Rapids' superstars QB Joe Vaccaro, HB Ford Calloway and TE Jason Vaccaro from keeping up with LLUA's superstars QB Ron Mexico, HB Trogdor the Burninator, TE Albi the Racist Dragon and WR Ugly Bob. 61 - 10 LLUA over the Rapids
Kapitol Killers @ Kentucky Mountaineers
Kapitol is 0 - 6 vs the Mountaineers, but they only lost their last match up 14 - 17. Is this the year that the Killers "take down" the Mountaineers?
This shoud be the game of the week. Southside has beat the Generals the last three times they played. The largest margin of victory was 11 points back in season 14. I think it will be another low scoring game, something like 17-10 Southside's favor. The General's superstar HB Bob Ssanders will slow the game down while he churns out the yards on the ground but the Rebels' more balance offense, led by superstars QB Rebel Yell, HB Megan Simoneau and my favorite Yvonne Strahovski will be able to put a few more points on the score board.
LUElinks LUEshis @ PAIN NATION MIDGETS
This is going to be painful for the midgets. Borderline crimes against little people is what it will end up being. I wouldn't be surprised to see superstar HB Orange Soda carrying half of the Pain Nation defense on his back on his way to the endzone, multiple times. Last year the Midgets lost to the New Jersey Generals 100% rushing offense 91 - 7. I expect to see similar results, or worse. I am sorry Pain Nation. Hang in there.
Enterprise Seminoles @ Deez Nuts
This is another match up that could go either way. They split last season with the Seminoles winning the last one 34-31. The Seminoles' newly aquirred superstars QB Big Willie and pass rushing DT Nile Lawrence-Stample should help them in this match-up against Deez Nuts. I pick the Seminoles to win by one score, a last minute FG or TD.
Jarvis Street Coffe Squirrels @ Super Villians Strike Back
Looking at their past scrimmages and games, the Squirrels seem to have the Super Villians' number. I think that Superstar QB Lenny McCoy will find enough holes in the Super Villians' Zone defense to put up more points than QB Skeletor and WR Megatron.
Niagara Rapids @ Little Lebowski Urban Achievers
LLUA has won 3 straight championships. Their offense is the definition of balanced. They do it all and they do it well. LLUA's defensive superstars LB Bear Jew, LB Leonard Washington and SS The Hiphopapotamus will prevent the Rapids' superstars QB Joe Vaccaro, HB Ford Calloway and TE Jason Vaccaro from keeping up with LLUA's superstars QB Ron Mexico, HB Trogdor the Burninator, TE Albi the Racist Dragon and WR Ugly Bob. 61 - 10 LLUA over the Rapids
Kapitol Killers @ Kentucky Mountaineers
Kapitol is 0 - 6 vs the Mountaineers, but they only lost their last match up 14 - 17. Is this the year that the Killers "take down" the Mountaineers?
