Warrior General Games

Reporter: “It’s been a while since we caught up with you, Freddie. How’s everything going?”

Freddie: “You know, same old same old… paying my child support bills, catching touchdowns, hanging out with Playboy bunnies, you know how it is”

Reporter: “As you know, Dirty Dirt Diggler is headed off to Cairo in a blockbuster trade after expressing discontent with Comoros… what do you think of this?”

Freddie: “Proves that he’s nothing more than a whore. One minute he’s making videos calling out Cairo’s ownership, then all of a sudden he hops on board and ME-3 and willm are butt buddies. Funny how that works”

“I have my own theory, however. ME-3 saw that game against the Peacekeepers coming up on the schedule, saw that the trade deadline wasn’t far away, and started some shit to get the hell out of there. He doesn’t have to play our D now, isn’t that convenient? If the dude wins offensive MVP this season remember that he played Morocco twice and didn’t have to face the beasts on our D”

Reporter: “Dirty Diggs was heard making some sort of reference to ‘shipping using FredEx’ because ‘it’s cheap,’ you got any response to that?”

Freddie: “I don’t know what he’s talking about, but let it be known that I make more money than ME-3 … I’m getting paid, and all the money coming in from my “Fred-XXX” adult entertainment line ain’t hurting my wallet, either”

Reporter: “If you meet Cairo in the playoffs, what do you think will happen?”

Freddie: “Not only will we win, but I WILL have more total yards than ME-3, and he’ll regret not considering our offer to be UN’s #3 RB and backup kick returner, because we’ll be in AAA next year while him and the inbreeders are stuck here. I’m out!”

I'm looking forward (a long way forward) to the day when Morocco can respond to these slights on the field. Until then, just know that now that we have replaced a lot of the CPU players, we are people too, and that kind of stuff hurts us (now).

No wait, it doesn't hurt, it makes us stronger. Strong enough to NEVER lose by 100 points again. Write it down (or copy and paste it if that is easier for you).

Fear Morocco*

*Offer not valid where you are.
** For the record this entire post is joking, just making sure...except that part about never losing by 100 points again. You can take that to the B-A-N-C-K.

Originally posted by BillSaidSux

...You can take that to the B-A-N-C-K.


Why BillSaidSux, whatever do you mean? Maybe football's just not your game BillSaidSux. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!

Originally posted by BillSaidSux
I'm looking forward (a long way forward) to the day when Morocco can respond to these slights on the field. Until then, just know that now that we have replaced a lot of the CPU players, we are people too, and that kind of stuff hurts us (now).

No wait, it doesn't hurt, it makes us stronger. Strong enough to NEVER lose by 100 points again. Write it down (or copy and paste it if that is easier for you).

Fear Morocco*

*Offer not valid where you are.
** For the record this entire post is joking, just making sure...except that part about never losing by 100 points again. You can take that to the B-A-N-C-K.



It shouldn't hurt. You got a late start. But your team still can't compete right now.

The day following Freddie Mitchells comments about D3, reporters caught up to him in Cairo while working out with the team. They revealed what Mitchell had to say and D3 responded in full.

D3: RIGHT SAID FRED! Always flapping off at the mouth. More money then me! HA Hes lucky D3 don't buy his team and ship him off to the D leagues! D3's wallet is endless. I make more money off of signing on autographed hat then he gets playing on that ghetto ass UN team.

Diggler laughes

D3: You ever wonder why they are even called the UN? Cuz they stand around in a poor ass side of the country and look stupid. They are pretty much worthless like the other UN that sits around looking dumb in silly ass blue helmets.

D3: Freddie XXX huh, yea I heard about that on the news, something along the lines of Fred and Mini-me from that austin powers movie. I'm disturbed he is even talking about it! Fact is Freddies yesterdays news, hes upset I'm not coming to his crap stadium and signing autographs down there. I'm sure his management is upset to cuz I hear theres alot of pissed off fans who bought tickets to that Comoros vs UN and are now stuck to watch a worthless game without D3 in it. But he should think me cuz I pretty much paid his salary this year by the fact they bought tickets in hopes to see D3!

I'm a big fan of the "Fred-XXX adult entertainment line". I have at least 4 DVDs of his.

After watching D3's interview on ESPN Africa: SportsCenter, Freddie called up a local beat reporter and offered him some quotes... and a piece of his mind...

Freddie: "ME-3 thinks he makes more money than me? Well let's check the salaries: I make $103,200 a year, ME-3 makes $94,000 a year. Maybe with some of that extra dough I'll buy me good buddy ME-3 a calculator"

"I don't think anyone here wants your autograph although it doesn't matter much since you probably can't afford the pen. But whatever, keep calling me poor; I'm making millions off my Fred-XXX adult films, my 'People's Champ Cheerios' cereal brand, my new clothing line '4th and 26 Outfitters,' and oh yeah, my rap album which drops sometime next month, featuring the smash club hit 'Hey Freddie (Are You Ready?)' and the exclusive diss track 'D3 (You Sit Down When You Pee!)'"

"So ME-3, I know you might be feeling a little lonely tonight since you only have one real teammate. I suggest popping in one of my latest Fred-XXX titles to pass the time, but don't watch them with willm, because after all, they do contain females. I recommend my latest title, '1st and 10... Inches' or you could go with an old classic such as 'The Penile Champ'"

Originally posted by FredEx
After watching D3's interview on ESPN Africa: SportsCenter, Freddie called up a local beat reporter and offered him some quotes... and a piece of his mind...

Freddie: "ME-3 thinks he makes more money than me? Well let's check the salaries: I make $103,200 a year, ME-3 makes $94,000 a year. Maybe with some of that extra dough I'll buy me good buddy ME-3 a calculator"

"I don't think anyone here wants your autograph although it doesn't matter much since you probably can't afford the pen. But whatever, keep calling me poor; I'm making millions off my Fred-XXX adult films, my 'People's Champ Cheerios' cereal brand, my new clothing line '4th and 26 Outfitters,' and oh yeah, my rap album which drops sometime next month, featuring the smash club hit 'Hey Freddie (Are You Ready?)' and the exclusive diss track 'D3 (You Sit Down When You Pee!)'"

"So ME-3, I know you might be feeling a little lonely tonight since you only have one real teammate. I suggest popping in one of my latest Fred-XXX titles to pass the time, but don't watch them with willm, because after all, they do contain females. I recommend my latest title, '1st and 10... Inches' or you could go with an old classic such as 'The Penile Champ'"

hahahahaahahaahahah

nice freddie. how much are this films selling for?hahaha

Originally posted by FredEx
After watching D3's interview on ESPN Africa: SportsCenter, Freddie called up a local beat reporter and offered him some quotes... and a piece of his mind...

Freddie: "ME-3 thinks he makes more money than me? Well let's check the salaries: I make $103,200 a year, ME-3 makes $94,000 a year. Maybe with some of that extra dough I'll buy me good buddy ME-3 a calculator"

"I don't think anyone here wants your autograph although it doesn't matter much since you probably can't afford the pen. But whatever, keep calling me poor; I'm making millions off my Fred-XXX adult films, my 'People's Champ Cheerios' cereal brand, my new clothing line '4th and 26 Outfitters,' and oh yeah, my rap album which drops sometime next month, featuring the smash club hit 'Hey Freddie (Are You Ready?)' and the exclusive diss track 'D3 (You Sit Down When You Pee!)'"

"So ME-3, I know you might be feeling a little lonely tonight since you only have one real teammate. I suggest popping in one of my latest Fred-XXX titles to pass the time, but don't watch them with willm, because after all, they do contain females. I recommend my latest title, '1st and 10... Inches' or you could go with an old classic such as 'The Penile Champ'"

lol...thats fucking funny as shit! D3 i know you laughed at that one!

when approached about Freddies response to earlier comments, D3 had this to say...

D3: Yea yea first off his cereal can only be found in the dollar store. His rap CB wont sell past his teammates, and his entire XXX line of video is on VHS.

D3: While he may make a few pennies more in this league its only because D3 plays for charity. All D3's salary goes to the betterment of Africa. Right now its going into tickets to give away so that the Flames will have some people in the stadium when they play. You wouldnt believe how hard it was to get people to go to the Flames vs UN game. Talk about a bribe! But hey thats what D3 is about helping out the weak so they to can feel like winners!

Freddie responds:

"Hey ME-3, a few things for you to chew on. First of all, my cereal ain't even in the dollar store; I distribute it free to starving African children during my free time. My rap CD (not CB) isn't out yet. As for my Fred-XXX films, they are out in DVD; maybe it's just that your putrid salary won't let you buy a DVD player, you bum"

"Anyways, I find it surprising that someone who presumably wants to make Africa a better place was, not long ago, saying this":


http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=463763

D.3: Truth be told, I hate this place, its dirty, its poor and the citizens are worthless. Who needs enemys with wack ass fans like these. The majority of them are to poor to do my checkbook any good so really what good are they? You might have to censore this out but again this ain't the USA so who knows. The reality is this, FUCK THE FANS AND FUCK AFRICAN FOOTBALL! Africa will be lucky if they ever see a calibar star like myself grace their presense again, after the way I have been treated here!

ooooo.. im smelling something starting to burn

Whoops! Looks like D3 might want to hire a new PR firm.

Soon after what some claimed as bad PR in the D3 camp, D3 fired his PR rep. When asked if the recent firing was because of recent comments directed towards the superstar by Freddie Mitchell D3 responded saying Freddie has no baring on anything D3 related. He pointed out that he felt it was time for a change in the PR department and that he will be handling his own PR from now on.

Later on D3 was spotted in his newly African Sports bar greeting fans and signing autographs. The bar which opened recently in Comoros has taken some bad PR with Diggler being traded away from Comoros. D3 has stated he has plans opening more bars across Africa and he is currently involved in bringing the bar to Cairo.