Warrior General Games

Using the scouter -- and the power ranker looking at all of GLB at once - here is what comes up:

#1 Doinitin Djibouti 2.0
#2 Run GLB
#3 Stunners
#4 Portland Storm
#5 Harrisonburg
#6 Salty Runback
#7 I've Never Had Sex
#8 Minnesota Balanced Raid
#9 Doinitin Djibouti
#10 Long Island Knights

#11 Alaskan Assassins
#12 Killer Kiwi's
#13 Air Raid
#14 MMA
#15 Richmond Raiders
#16 Bronx Bombers
#17 Vagabond Vandals
#18 Hub City Hustlers
#19 Portland Ronin
#20 Gatling Valley Pirates


Accurate? Do you feel wronged? Notable snubs? Someone too high (not talking about Chronic)? Voice your dissention and please make it as venemous as possible as I'm bored and today is going to be a long day.

BEST OF STATS

Total Offensive Yards
1. Alaskan Assassins (Veteran : Helium) : 11049.5
2. Minnesota Stunners (Veteran : Monroe) : 10501.0
3. Richmond Raiders (Professional : Orion) : 9961.0
4. Doinitin Djibouti 2.0 (Veteran : Helium) : 9332.5
5. Queen City Brewmasters (Veteran : Tiger) : 9208.0

Rushing Offensive Yards
1. Minnesota Stunners (Veteran : Monroe) : 10501.0
2. Richmond Raiders (Professional : Orion) : 9503.5
3. Queen City Brewmasters (Veteran : Tiger) : 9208.0
4. I've Never Had Sex (Veteran : Hydrogen) : 8798.0
5. Winnipeg Wrath (Journeyman : Emerald) : 8482.5

Passing Offensive Yards
1. Alaskan Assassins (Veteran : Helium) : 10937.0
2. Air Raid (Veteran : Tiger) : 8650.0
3. Doinitin Djibouti (Professional : Pegasus) : 8528.5
4. LogZilla Boys (Journeyman : Sapphire) : 8481.5
5. Rhode Island Falcons (Veteran : Helium) : 8123.0

Total Defensive Yards
1. Erkner Razorbacks (Rookie : Gryphon) : 2206.0
2. Taylor Gang (Rookie : Manticore) : 2218.0
3. Nebraska Cornhuskers (Rookie : Centaur) : 2410.5
4. Hawaii Bulls (Rookie : Centaur) : 2478.0
5. Animal Kingdom (Rookie : Hydra) : 2626.0

Rushing Defensive Yards
1. Doinitin Djibouti 2.0 (Veteran : Helium) : 511.0
2. Blood Sweat & Beers (Rookie : Gryphon) : 512.5
3. Taylor Gang (Rookie : Manticore) : 533.5
4. Minnesota Stunners (Veteran : Monroe) : 585.5
5. Doinitin Djibouti (Professional : Pegasus) : 645.0

Passing Defensive Yards
1. Gliwice Lions (Rookie : Centaur) : 1069.0
2. Nebraska Cornhuskers (Rookie : Centaur) : 1102.0
3. FBU Heat (Rookie : Centaur) : 1143.5
4. Rock City Mayhem (Rookie : Hydra) : 1262.5
5. The Simpsons (Rookie : Centaur) : 1298.0

Turnover Differntial
1. Minnesota Stunners (Veteran : Monroe) : 29
2. Air Raid (Veteran : Tiger) : 17
3. Animal Kingdom (Rookie : Hydra) : 16
4. Portland Storm (Veteran : Helium) : 15
5. ENMU GreyHounds (Professional : Pegasus) : 14

Total Points Scored
1. Minnesota Stunners (Veteran : Monroe) : 1161
2. Alaskan Assassins (Veteran : Helium) : 1146
3. Doinitin Djibouti 2.0 (Veteran : Helium) : 977
4. Queen City Brewmasters (Veteran : Tiger) : 968
5. Richmond Raiders (Professional : Orion) : 941

Total Points Allowed
1. Erkner Razorbacks (Rookie : Gryphon) : 50
2. Rock City Mayhem (Rookie : Hydra) : 60
3. Too Many Cooks (Sophomore : Oak) : 61
4. Taylor Gang (Rookie : Manticore) : 61
5. Blood Sweat & Beers (Rookie : Gryphon) : 72

stoners ar to lowe

Originally posted by Rob.
stoners ar to lowe

Dey allways high doe

I think we can all agree those rankings are 100% accurate and nothing can be debated. Lock this thread up.

it seems like some well promoted teams are missing - but I can't put my finger on who right now

Knights ftw

The rankings really get silly when you factor in all of GLB though. The defense in the lower tiers jacks everything up.

Starks too high imo

Pirates higher than RIF? :/ I think i've lost once to them since rookie.

the key to being a good troll is not to make it obvious your trolling

Lol

Was actually hoping this was an all glb player team and not just another team ranking