Week 3 brings with it some real donnybrooks in Monroe. The Play-off debate on who I believe will win their division comes down to this week. Lets get straight to it.
(2-0)Jersey Goons vs (2-0)D.C. Corrupt Politicians
With the series being 2-1, Goons.
This is the showdown we've all been waiting for in Alpha. SS Heath Watson and the #1 Defense vs Sugar Honey Ice Tea, WR Northern Lights, WR Vice President Joe Biden, WR Welker Edelman, WR Edgar Allen Po'boy...the list of names on that pass offense can go on forever.
I don't give a damn what anyone says. TE Bramble Pan Axl was the steal of the century. Easier than looting in Ferguson. While everyone made up bullshit excuses on why they didn't want to instantly improve their pass game, TehKyou wasn't going to turn down 13 yards per completion; 31 catches; 2 TD's through a pair of games.
Jersey doesn't get much respect. Sonto pimp his way into the Championship game last season, but yet the only thing these hoes want to do--is talk shit. Maybe the way you allow a team like the Zombies to slap you around first a few times
before you got them under control- is why so many tabbed you guys as a dark-horse wild card contender :verse: Division champs.
The Goons would have to put the Politicians on a strict 3rd world country diet of Rice(HB Rayster Rice). Plus- HOW BAD do you really want to throw it, when you have CB Sec. of Treasury Jack Lew lurking around in coverage? Two games is not a large enough sample to be convinced that Jersey can sustain the kind of defensive performance they've displayed. It's going to be a crack the bottle over your skull bar fight and I have D.C. limping away before the cops arrive.
(0-2)Drunken RedZone Zombies vs (0-2)Erkner Razorbacks
Both the new Erkner Razorbacks and the team that used to be the Erkner Razorbacks are coming off huge back to back loses.
Originally posted by Parab00n
I nearly skipped this match as Erkner seems completely lifeless this season.
Essentially, everything that could go wrong for the Razorbacks has. Week 1 they blown a 14-3 lead; they been butt-plugged in ladder games; their second-half comeback bid came up short last week against Corrupt.
On the other hand...
The RedZone Zombies by all accounts like living dangerously. After an off-season that saw a lot more subtractions than additions-Drunken apparently don't feel like cooperating with any expectations. Dead weight players results to a Ghost town Team forum
, Coordinators don't give a shit, irresponsible General Managers running a muck, and a Team Owner that is unaccounted for. You guys should write a guide for GLB highlighting how to blow Veterans dicks. Always supporting the troops.
Erkner for fuck's sake- get your first win.
(0-2)Oregon Ducks vs (0-2)Cobra Kai
The first step for Kai toward getting back on track is a trip to Oregon to face a Duck's defense: that has been absolutely ravaged by the ground game, especially up front. QB Smack That ass remains capable of the sort of bad stretches that can be too hard to overcome. The third week of the season seems early to be hitting the panic button, but I believe there's plenty of good blame to go around inside that franchise.
The Public is right. The mouth to mouth cum swapping between Kai and the Bulls have not been a good look for them thus far. Although I'm not going to count out a team that has such stellar quarterbacking like the Cobra with Jack Tack. It's time for tezed and Co. to rise above the stench and become the fucker and quit this slutty foolishness of laying face down with their ass in the air.
(2-0)MMArmy Can Crushers vs (2-0)Minnesota Stunners
When MMArmy and Minnesota last met on the playing field in a game that counted, a trophy of some sort was on the line. Season 7 Monroe Awesomeness Cup, I think they now call it. We both knew who ever won the round would be crowned Champs, as the sour chumps would have to congratulate the other on delivering a thorough ass kicking.
There's a lot I admire about the Can Crushers. We'll have CB Cake Balls come shake QB Big Ben's hand, but excuse him if he spits right back in your face. He's a great talent, but I'm afraid he lacks proper table manners. He prefers to spread those tits, rip into your chest cage; slop up your heart, and shit it out- on your kitchen table(right next to the corn).
We became that stuck up snob that thinks she's to good to get fuck and goes around treating everyone like shit. And YES! You love us all that much more for it.
What answers do LB Steve Lattimer have for HB Jimbo Jumpack?
1st Meeting: 300 yrds, 4 TD's
2nd Meeting: 320 yrds, 4 TD's
3rd Meeting: 400 yrds, 5 TD's
4th Meeting: TBD but pretty sure it's going to be something ridiculous.
I find it hilarious that you guys believe you've establish a pedigree to beating us, talked noise all off-season. I guess we need to put our nuts in your mouth again, to shut you the fuck up.
(0-2)Philadelphia Bling vs (1-1)Alliance Cobras
Alliance lead this series 3 to 1
Any given Sunday.
That saying ran roughshod over the Potato Farmers last week. The Cobras shocked HB Thor Douglas and crew, spoiling the much anticipated debut between Blitzed and Harrisonburg. QB Ryan Tannyhill made me look like a very young school girl- who dive in an all white unmarked van, after being promised candy and puppies. Just Stupid!
... Playing a masterful game of keep-away en route to a 27-17 victory. SS Beat Down dominated them twats at each and every squirm.
However when it comes to Jekyll and Hyde football teams, Alliance is known to make all other so-so teams appear like rank amateurs. A blindfold and darts will help you pick Cobras games as much as a pile of statistics and game film.
But the Beauty of fucking a fat girl is all she wants~ is to feel loved, even if she knows it's not real love. Philly does not find it to be disrespectful should you wish to rest your cock on their forehead. How can you not love that. God Bless America.
Easy Kill for Wide out "Diva Reciever": he catches their 2nd straight victory.
(2-0)Harrisonburg Bulldogs vs (1-1)Blitzed Potato Farmers
Game 3 is a must win- as the Farmers tries to shake off last week's misfire. I'm not sure you want to start off 1-2 in this league and think your odds are still good on receiving an invitation to the Big dance. I refuse to believe the talent gap is as deep as Jenna Jameson's muff...Too DEEP for BPF to do any kind of damage.
Every architect should be studying Harrisonburg- on how to Build a Power House....with a little bit of everything
After throttling Philly 105-14 in Week 2, QB Yukiko Amagi sits pretty at 2-0, in sole possession of first place in the Division. Once he gets started, there's no breaks involved. DE Chipper Seymour has the defense buzzing like a Hornet's Nest. You mustlove when the stats come in abundance.
Before CB Peter Parker gets a chance to pass gas, he will be braiding WR Randall Cobb pubic hair.
(2-0)Jersey Goons vs (2-0)D.C. Corrupt Politicians
With the series being 2-1, Goons.
This is the showdown we've all been waiting for in Alpha. SS Heath Watson and the #1 Defense vs Sugar Honey Ice Tea, WR Northern Lights, WR Vice President Joe Biden, WR Welker Edelman, WR Edgar Allen Po'boy...the list of names on that pass offense can go on forever.
I don't give a damn what anyone says. TE Bramble Pan Axl was the steal of the century. Easier than looting in Ferguson. While everyone made up bullshit excuses on why they didn't want to instantly improve their pass game, TehKyou wasn't going to turn down 13 yards per completion; 31 catches; 2 TD's through a pair of games.
Jersey doesn't get much respect. Sonto pimp his way into the Championship game last season, but yet the only thing these hoes want to do--is talk shit. Maybe the way you allow a team like the Zombies to slap you around first a few times
before you got them under control- is why so many tabbed you guys as a dark-horse wild card contender :verse: Division champs.The Goons would have to put the Politicians on a strict 3rd world country diet of Rice(HB Rayster Rice). Plus- HOW BAD do you really want to throw it, when you have CB Sec. of Treasury Jack Lew lurking around in coverage? Two games is not a large enough sample to be convinced that Jersey can sustain the kind of defensive performance they've displayed. It's going to be a crack the bottle over your skull bar fight and I have D.C. limping away before the cops arrive.
(0-2)Drunken RedZone Zombies vs (0-2)Erkner Razorbacks
Both the new Erkner Razorbacks and the team that used to be the Erkner Razorbacks are coming off huge back to back loses.
Originally posted by Parab00n
I nearly skipped this match as Erkner seems completely lifeless this season.
Essentially, everything that could go wrong for the Razorbacks has. Week 1 they blown a 14-3 lead; they been butt-plugged in ladder games; their second-half comeback bid came up short last week against Corrupt.
On the other hand...
The RedZone Zombies by all accounts like living dangerously. After an off-season that saw a lot more subtractions than additions-Drunken apparently don't feel like cooperating with any expectations. Dead weight players results to a Ghost town Team forum
, Coordinators don't give a shit, irresponsible General Managers running a muck, and a Team Owner that is unaccounted for. You guys should write a guide for GLB highlighting how to blow Veterans dicks. Always supporting the troops.Erkner for fuck's sake- get your first win.
(0-2)Oregon Ducks vs (0-2)Cobra Kai
The first step for Kai toward getting back on track is a trip to Oregon to face a Duck's defense: that has been absolutely ravaged by the ground game, especially up front. QB Smack That ass remains capable of the sort of bad stretches that can be too hard to overcome. The third week of the season seems early to be hitting the panic button, but I believe there's plenty of good blame to go around inside that franchise.
The Public is right. The mouth to mouth cum swapping between Kai and the Bulls have not been a good look for them thus far. Although I'm not going to count out a team that has such stellar quarterbacking like the Cobra with Jack Tack. It's time for tezed and Co. to rise above the stench and become the fucker and quit this slutty foolishness of laying face down with their ass in the air.
(2-0)MMArmy Can Crushers vs (2-0)Minnesota Stunners
When MMArmy and Minnesota last met on the playing field in a game that counted, a trophy of some sort was on the line. Season 7 Monroe Awesomeness Cup, I think they now call it. We both knew who ever won the round would be crowned Champs, as the sour chumps would have to congratulate the other on delivering a thorough ass kicking.
There's a lot I admire about the Can Crushers. We'll have CB Cake Balls come shake QB Big Ben's hand, but excuse him if he spits right back in your face. He's a great talent, but I'm afraid he lacks proper table manners. He prefers to spread those tits, rip into your chest cage; slop up your heart, and shit it out- on your kitchen table(right next to the corn).
We became that stuck up snob that thinks she's to good to get fuck and goes around treating everyone like shit. And YES! You love us all that much more for it.
What answers do LB Steve Lattimer have for HB Jimbo Jumpack?
1st Meeting: 300 yrds, 4 TD's
2nd Meeting: 320 yrds, 4 TD's
3rd Meeting: 400 yrds, 5 TD's
4th Meeting: TBD but pretty sure it's going to be something ridiculous.
I find it hilarious that you guys believe you've establish a pedigree to beating us, talked noise all off-season. I guess we need to put our nuts in your mouth again, to shut you the fuck up.
(0-2)Philadelphia Bling vs (1-1)Alliance Cobras
Alliance lead this series 3 to 1
Any given Sunday.
That saying ran roughshod over the Potato Farmers last week. The Cobras shocked HB Thor Douglas and crew, spoiling the much anticipated debut between Blitzed and Harrisonburg. QB Ryan Tannyhill made me look like a very young school girl- who dive in an all white unmarked van, after being promised candy and puppies. Just Stupid!
... Playing a masterful game of keep-away en route to a 27-17 victory. SS Beat Down dominated them twats at each and every squirm.However when it comes to Jekyll and Hyde football teams, Alliance is known to make all other so-so teams appear like rank amateurs. A blindfold and darts will help you pick Cobras games as much as a pile of statistics and game film.
But the Beauty of fucking a fat girl is all she wants~ is to feel loved, even if she knows it's not real love. Philly does not find it to be disrespectful should you wish to rest your cock on their forehead. How can you not love that. God Bless America.
Easy Kill for Wide out "Diva Reciever": he catches their 2nd straight victory.
(2-0)Harrisonburg Bulldogs vs (1-1)Blitzed Potato Farmers
Game 3 is a must win- as the Farmers tries to shake off last week's misfire. I'm not sure you want to start off 1-2 in this league and think your odds are still good on receiving an invitation to the Big dance. I refuse to believe the talent gap is as deep as Jenna Jameson's muff...Too DEEP for BPF to do any kind of damage.
Every architect should be studying Harrisonburg- on how to Build a Power House....with a little bit of everything
After throttling Philly 105-14 in Week 2, QB Yukiko Amagi sits pretty at 2-0, in sole possession of first place in the Division. Once he gets started, there's no breaks involved. DE Chipper Seymour has the defense buzzing like a Hornet's Nest. You mustlove when the stats come in abundance.
Before CB Peter Parker gets a chance to pass gas, he will be braiding WR Randall Cobb pubic hair.
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