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If one thing is certain in GLB, it's that nothing is for certain.
No matter how lopsided a matchup may appear on paper, there's always a chance for an upset. It keeps coordinators on their toes and sends Owners scrambling for liquor cabinets.
Jersey Goons vs Erkner Razorbacks
Season 7 went about as well as a season can go for Jersey.
Well, up until the last game anyway.
The Goons brought in 5 new upgrades coming from the 3x Champions "New Jersey Generals". I really like CB Deion Sunders as a premier lock down corner. The defense is short in the secondary department, but I am guessing sonto will get this ironed out before the opener.
The 6 times league Champions Razorbacks opted to fight the good fight versus hitting the reset button. Half of the roster is decimated by cpu players. Not sure how they persuaded a stud like JD Clowney to be apart of a rebuilding project. You wouldn't give a puppy to a mother who just gave birth to a crack baby-- would you?
Center Cock Block was a sweet pick up to help out OG Derick Gipson on the line. Owner and extraordinaire peeti has his work cut out for him.
So Add in an unsettled Erkner passing attack, and the recipe is there for the Goons to down the defending champs like a cheap bottle of wine.
D.C. Corrupt Politicians vs Drunken RedZone Zombies
You can keep on searching, but D.C believes HB's are overrated. Looks like they took some chem hit to several returning players which sucks. But the best QB in this league should be loving his new toy in TE Bramble Pan Axl. After all, no one is going to refute that Pan Axl is GLB's best. You already have WR Vice President Joe Biden, WR Edgar Allen Po'boy, and Northern Lights. QB Sugar Honey Ice Tea is now the most dangerous Man on the Planet.
DRZ went through the chemistry shits last season. Yet, they couldn't help themselves to go right back into that same mouse trap. I mean HB Morris Hammonds is a fine powerback. Landed an awesome Pro FB Corey Brand, who I feel will do very well for himself at the Vet level. The biggest splash was the reconstruction done to the O-line. C Draskian Invictus and OG Lance Grimes is no punk. OT Riley Reiff and OT LaAdrian Waddle should help keep "QB Joe Montana" upright.
Their defense added pieces like sack machine DE Quentin Spencer who is a guy willing to always go that extra mile. All HB's need to be on amber alert for LB Steel Curtain. CB Michelle Behennah will be right there to help the opposite side of CB Jack Butler HOF.
As if those opposing chemistry hit aren't enough concern for the Zombies, they also have GM Stixx who will be on a mission all year long.
Oregon Ducks vs Minnesota Stunners
The Ducks may have the most super stars on a roster- but imo only DT Bubba Horne and FS Hingle McCringleberry is worth the salary. QB Smack That Ass days are numbered. The team didn't do him any favors either as he doesn't have enough weapons to dart it to. Oregon will be the worst team in the league. I thought this team might of been on a climb, but I am not seeing it.
The Stunners are at 100% chem. Best team in the Division, Greatest team in the League, and writing a Legendary story that will be talk about in forums for the next 30 seasons. Jimbo Jumpack can destroy any defensive scheme you come up with. Bort failed attempts to Nerf a powerback like Cross was an epic let down for D-coordinators. All this did was hurt all the imitation and knock off versions.
There hasn't been an adjective invented yet that truly captures just how bad the Ducks are fixing to be defensively in this game.
......At least until "craptastic" gets into the dictionary.
Cobra Kai vs MMArmy Can Crushers
hmmm, So the former greatest rusher went to a passing team. I thought you were promised to go else where??? Well the O-line of Kai is alot meaner with Malik Bull and Kevon Squires up front. WR Method Man should benefit from having a QB like Jack Tack. A couple big boys on the D-line to combat the inside rush. CB Hector Corbin may prove to be the best DB in the league. SS Roman Bull is worth every dime. This team is loaded from top to bottom.
MMA made only 2 moves. Is your offense ailing? Just call Doctor D. One shot of his offensive defense elixir will have you feeling like a million bucks and looking like the Bad News Bears Defense. Roster stayed the same but the run defense looks more ready than they have ever been. Monroe is very much a passing league, and there are a lot of immensely talent scattered across the league.
Still, the gold standard at the position remains QB Big Ben and WR Moss. I expect the biggest jump in ladder will come from the Crushers. They carry a win at all cost mentality and exactly what's needed to be injected into the ultimate competitor.
This games will take place behind the woodshed.
And MMA will shock the league with a win.
Philadelphia Bling vs Drunken Potato Farmers
Philly may not survive this season. The team have not finish recruiting. Looks like everyone will have a bye week this season when you see the them on your schedule.
DPF is the another team that did not need to touch recruiting. They already have everything they need to make another strong run for the division.
Hey Bling, have fun chasing Thor Douglas around.
Alliance Cobras vs Harrisonburg Bulldogs
Alliance avoided the free agent market all together, but I think that was a mistake. They won 5 league games last season. I doubt they will win that many this time around.
The Bulldogs added a corner and left it at that. There are very few teams that can stand toe to toe with Harrisonburg. Outside of the Stunners. This team is the only one I can trust to get to the finals. They have fell victim to always being the bridesmaid, never the Bride when it comes to Championships- But maybe this season will be different.
Easy win for TDiddy
Easier than convincing the school slut with daddy issues into meeting you in the boys restroom for a kiss.
No matter how lopsided a matchup may appear on paper, there's always a chance for an upset. It keeps coordinators on their toes and sends Owners scrambling for liquor cabinets.
Jersey Goons vs Erkner Razorbacks
Season 7 went about as well as a season can go for Jersey.
Well, up until the last game anyway.
The Goons brought in 5 new upgrades coming from the 3x Champions "New Jersey Generals". I really like CB Deion Sunders as a premier lock down corner. The defense is short in the secondary department, but I am guessing sonto will get this ironed out before the opener.
The 6 times league Champions Razorbacks opted to fight the good fight versus hitting the reset button. Half of the roster is decimated by cpu players. Not sure how they persuaded a stud like JD Clowney to be apart of a rebuilding project. You wouldn't give a puppy to a mother who just gave birth to a crack baby-- would you?
Center Cock Block was a sweet pick up to help out OG Derick Gipson on the line. Owner and extraordinaire peeti has his work cut out for him.
So Add in an unsettled Erkner passing attack, and the recipe is there for the Goons to down the defending champs like a cheap bottle of wine.
D.C. Corrupt Politicians vs Drunken RedZone Zombies
You can keep on searching, but D.C believes HB's are overrated. Looks like they took some chem hit to several returning players which sucks. But the best QB in this league should be loving his new toy in TE Bramble Pan Axl. After all, no one is going to refute that Pan Axl is GLB's best. You already have WR Vice President Joe Biden, WR Edgar Allen Po'boy, and Northern Lights. QB Sugar Honey Ice Tea is now the most dangerous Man on the Planet.
DRZ went through the chemistry shits last season. Yet, they couldn't help themselves to go right back into that same mouse trap. I mean HB Morris Hammonds is a fine powerback. Landed an awesome Pro FB Corey Brand, who I feel will do very well for himself at the Vet level. The biggest splash was the reconstruction done to the O-line. C Draskian Invictus and OG Lance Grimes is no punk. OT Riley Reiff and OT LaAdrian Waddle should help keep "QB Joe Montana" upright.
Their defense added pieces like sack machine DE Quentin Spencer who is a guy willing to always go that extra mile. All HB's need to be on amber alert for LB Steel Curtain. CB Michelle Behennah will be right there to help the opposite side of CB Jack Butler HOF.
As if those opposing chemistry hit aren't enough concern for the Zombies, they also have GM Stixx who will be on a mission all year long.
Oregon Ducks vs Minnesota Stunners
The Ducks may have the most super stars on a roster- but imo only DT Bubba Horne and FS Hingle McCringleberry is worth the salary. QB Smack That Ass days are numbered. The team didn't do him any favors either as he doesn't have enough weapons to dart it to. Oregon will be the worst team in the league. I thought this team might of been on a climb, but I am not seeing it.
The Stunners are at 100% chem. Best team in the Division, Greatest team in the League, and writing a Legendary story that will be talk about in forums for the next 30 seasons. Jimbo Jumpack can destroy any defensive scheme you come up with. Bort failed attempts to Nerf a powerback like Cross was an epic let down for D-coordinators. All this did was hurt all the imitation and knock off versions.
There hasn't been an adjective invented yet that truly captures just how bad the Ducks are fixing to be defensively in this game.
......At least until "craptastic" gets into the dictionary.
Cobra Kai vs MMArmy Can Crushers
hmmm, So the former greatest rusher went to a passing team. I thought you were promised to go else where??? Well the O-line of Kai is alot meaner with Malik Bull and Kevon Squires up front. WR Method Man should benefit from having a QB like Jack Tack. A couple big boys on the D-line to combat the inside rush. CB Hector Corbin may prove to be the best DB in the league. SS Roman Bull is worth every dime. This team is loaded from top to bottom.
MMA made only 2 moves. Is your offense ailing? Just call Doctor D. One shot of his offensive defense elixir will have you feeling like a million bucks and looking like the Bad News Bears Defense. Roster stayed the same but the run defense looks more ready than they have ever been. Monroe is very much a passing league, and there are a lot of immensely talent scattered across the league.
Still, the gold standard at the position remains QB Big Ben and WR Moss. I expect the biggest jump in ladder will come from the Crushers. They carry a win at all cost mentality and exactly what's needed to be injected into the ultimate competitor.
This games will take place behind the woodshed.
And MMA will shock the league with a win.
Philadelphia Bling vs Drunken Potato Farmers
Philly may not survive this season. The team have not finish recruiting. Looks like everyone will have a bye week this season when you see the them on your schedule.
DPF is the another team that did not need to touch recruiting. They already have everything they need to make another strong run for the division.
Hey Bling, have fun chasing Thor Douglas around.
Alliance Cobras vs Harrisonburg Bulldogs
Alliance avoided the free agent market all together, but I think that was a mistake. They won 5 league games last season. I doubt they will win that many this time around.
The Bulldogs added a corner and left it at that. There are very few teams that can stand toe to toe with Harrisonburg. Outside of the Stunners. This team is the only one I can trust to get to the finals. They have fell victim to always being the bridesmaid, never the Bride when it comes to Championships- But maybe this season will be different.
Easy win for TDiddy
Easier than convincing the school slut with daddy issues into meeting you in the boys restroom for a kiss.
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Originally posted by Maddencoach
This games will take place behind the woodshed.
And MMA will shock the league with a win.
Wouldn't shock me at all with all of our turnover. We still aren't done making moves though.
This games will take place behind the woodshed.
And MMA will shock the league with a win.
Wouldn't shock me at all with all of our turnover. We still aren't done making moves though.
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Originally posted by Maddencoach
Anyone who recruit more than 4 guys are in a rebuilding stage.
Interesting. The Kai have rebuilt every season
Anyone who recruit more than 4 guys are in a rebuilding stage.
Interesting. The Kai have rebuilt every season
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Originally posted by Maddencoach
I rather Ask the cute cashier at the convenience store if they carry those condoms in “petite sizes.” than idle in this league again next season.
I rather Ask the cute cashier at the convenience store if they carry those condoms in “petite sizes.” than idle in this league again next season.
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pretty sure cross is going to do his coveted kick you in the face, squat over the dead body and shit down its throat tomorrow... I'm just throwing that out there.
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Even you mothfakka deleted me from your friendslist, I am happy to be in a league with u again.
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yeah when the league rolled over it kinda took the wind outta our sails. no desire to really recruit or rebuild so we just had a couple of key guys re-spec to try and keep up with the stunners and it will be business as usual otherwise. gl to the new teams
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geez, if we get great writeups like this every game... that in itself is worth being in this league
and yes I've been effed in the A as far as championships goes... I believe I've lost 3 after being up in the game, 2 to Hawaii and one to Andes in S2
Hopefully my many games against Hawaii has prepared me for Minnesota... shocked we didn't go H2H in ladder last season
and yes I've been effed in the A as far as championships goes... I believe I've lost 3 after being up in the game, 2 to Hawaii and one to Andes in S2
Hopefully my many games against Hawaii has prepared me for Minnesota... shocked we didn't go H2H in ladder last season
great write ups??
madden really toned it down for this one --- think he didn't want to offend you new guys. read some of the old ones for some real entertainment
madden really toned it down for this one --- think he didn't want to offend you new guys. read some of the old ones for some real entertainment
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