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Back to the blowouts, there's only 3 games of closely matched teams, 2 of the games are between the teams fighting for pride. Alpha, sorry, I'll write predictions for you guys on the weekend.

-------------------------Mismatches-------------------------
Tasmanian Swarm vs Fiji Stingers
Battle of the bugs, Tasmania gets to see how it tastes getting slapped around by the Stingers
Tastes like blood, Stingers by 35 at least

WSP vs Fiji Flying Foxes
The Pussycats need every win if they hope to make the playoffs. This isn't going to help.
Foxes eat Cats by 27

Newcastle Mountain Lions vs Lexington Armada
Newcastle transforms into sea lions, take out the damaged Armada
Lions by 38

Hamilton Falcons vs Devonport Devils
Two teams headed in opposite directions, the Devils continue the Falcons on their way to the pits of hell.
Falcons lose by 17

Rockhampton Raiders vs Noumea Mantas
Are the Mantas even alive? I haven't heard a peep and they haven't made a move in a long time if ever.
Raiders kick the corpse of Noumea, win by 28

-------------------Games of Interest------------------------
Brisbane Troyfins vs Dharma Initiative
Nothing on the line but Brisbane's faint playoff hopes. They'll come for blood but Dharma won't roll over for them.
Depends on who decides to show up
Brisbane by 3 (they would have missed the flight but realized the game was at their stadium)

Perth Pirates vs Redcliffe Sharks
Two teams that need to start building for next season. This one is strictly for bragging rights.
Pirates make chum out of the sharks, by 10

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ASRW vs Guadalcanal Gunners
Who's the favorite and who's the underdog. I've always slotted ASRW above the Gunners but lately the computer has us flipped. I think it's going to be a gritty, gutsy, back and forth game where each inch is fought tooth and nail for. Each team has weapons. ASRW has Kenye West and Smashmouth Football on O and Bosworth, Rodine, and INTS. The Gunners have Cinco, Ghost and Walker on O and Stump,T New, and Nail. Was talking to my Oc about the predictions and he told me," I predict....pain for the Wallabies. My DC just snarled and ripped up a playbook. I tried to contact a Wallaby for comment but they just ran away.
Gunners mow down the kangaroo cousins by 13

I knew our DC should have eased off the roids...

You contacted the wrong Wallaby then.

Didn't know one differed from another...

Thought they were all just small kangaroos with soft flesh and large open chests.

Seems like an easy target to me

Our back-up guard Hugh Jaas doesn't think it is going to be a problem.

http://i.treehugger.com/images/2007/5/24/kangaroo%20treehugger.gif --Hugh Jaas at his daily workout

Rodine is getting a little upset about the media coverage for this game.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/91/Kangaroo.JPG/300px-Kangaroo.JPG -- I said no more f'in pictures

Originally posted by chappy2235
Our back-up guard Hugh Jaas doesn't think it is going to be a problem.

http://i.treehugger.com/images/2007/5/24/kangaroo%20treehugger.gif --Hugh Jaas at his daily workout

Rodine is getting a little upset about the media coverage for this game.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/91/Kangaroo.JPG/300px-Kangaroo.JPG -- I said no more f'in pictures


Looks more like Hugh has already started drinking his miseries away.

Hugh is always drinking his miseries away, he's not changing anything for this game.

John, I'll wish you boys luck and let you in on a little secret: The computer doesn't understand the Wallaby gameplanning. Expect the same treatment as everyone else. You'll score somewhere between 3 and 13 points and wonder why your bullets just keep bouncing off...

All the while, Kenye is picking apart another D in the most efficient manner possible...

All it adds up to is more gamefilm for Fiji B to look at in preparation for our rematch...

Originally posted by shield.bearer

All the while, Kenye is picking apart another D in the most efficient manner possible...



I can only speak for the D.......aint happening bro.

Originally posted by chappy2235
Ok, now you've gone and made SB angry.

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WTF????? lol

part of the url got screwed up with a smiley. Not sure what is up with that message. It was a picture of a kangaroo with red eyes. oh well.

I am going to take down the Foxes!!!

Well

Probably not, I wont know until Sunday anyhow.

Originally posted by
Brisbane Troyfins vs Dharma Initiative
Nothing on the line but Brisbane's faint playoff hopes. They'll come for blood but Dharma won't roll over for them.
Depends on who decides to show up
Brisbane by 3 (they would have missed the flight but realized the game was at their stadium)

If DHARMA can't make the playoffs, we will do our best to keep out as many teams as possible!