Two great weeks of picks now, lets shoot for the turkey! Boring week of match-ups, judging the spread will be the hard part here.
(7-5) D.C. Corrupt Politicians v (0-12) Orlando Warriors
I'm not going to pretend I know the tie breaker rules here, but D.C. seems to still be playing second fiddle to Jersey in Alpha. Someone clarify this for me because it's silly. Head to head wins sees D.C. losing to the Con Men but beating the Philadelphia who Jersey lost to? I dont know. At any rate, this matchup will be a slaughter. Sugar Honey throws at least 8 touchdowns in the rout, aiming for an MVP award. Can he dislodge Jimbo Jumpback? D.C. 77-14
(4-8) Drunken RedZone Zombies v (7-5) Jersey Goons
Jersey is looking to lock out D.C. in the playoff race. Sound defense will help with that. Joe Montana and crew have been disappointing this year. They have the pieces but output is very sporadic. Some games they score, others the offense drops off the map. The world is flat today for Drunken. The Goons have no problem and Sonto's team rolls to victory. Jersey 35-17
(12-0) #10 Minnesota Stunners v (8-4) Drinkin Hellraisers
Look who cracked the top 10 boys. I hope Drinkin has done enough just enough of that tonight. Minnesota stands poise to rip the head off this "defense" and piss down their now non-existent throat! Just when you thought they were done wearing you out, jumbo Jimbo goes in dry. Oh baby this one is gonna hurt the ego. (happy Mez?) The Hellraisers will take their shots, but like all the rest it wont be enough. Minnesota 91-20
(10-2) MMArmy Can Crushers v (1-11) Oregon Ducks
A couple of bad games has MMA in a funk. What better way to break it than fluffing the stats on a gimme game. Look for the Can Crushers to take out their frustration here, sorry Oregon. MMA 69-7
(8-4) Compton Con Men v (7-5) Drunken Potato Farmers
GAME OF THE WEEK
This here is the game of the week, and the only one worth watching. It pits Gamma division's 1st and 2nd place teams against each other. If Drunken has any playoff aspirations at all, now is the time. They beat them earlier in the year, that means the tie breaker is theirs if they can do it again. Sets it all up nicely for a Cinderella story right? Nope. Compton isn't the same team it was in week 1, and the Potato Farmers are about to find out. Dexter Morgan and Bramble Pan Axl are about to bring on a second potato famine. Better luck next year boys. Compton 41-31
(4-8) Alliance Cobras v (4-8) Philadelphia Bling
I've about run out of interesting banter and this is a mid-table game with no bearing at all. The winner here avoids being the worst team in Gamma division at least! I flipped a coin, it told me Alliance will win. Alliance 35-28
(7-5) D.C. Corrupt Politicians v (0-12) Orlando Warriors
I'm not going to pretend I know the tie breaker rules here, but D.C. seems to still be playing second fiddle to Jersey in Alpha. Someone clarify this for me because it's silly. Head to head wins sees D.C. losing to the Con Men but beating the Philadelphia who Jersey lost to? I dont know. At any rate, this matchup will be a slaughter. Sugar Honey throws at least 8 touchdowns in the rout, aiming for an MVP award. Can he dislodge Jimbo Jumpback? D.C. 77-14
(4-8) Drunken RedZone Zombies v (7-5) Jersey Goons
Jersey is looking to lock out D.C. in the playoff race. Sound defense will help with that. Joe Montana and crew have been disappointing this year. They have the pieces but output is very sporadic. Some games they score, others the offense drops off the map. The world is flat today for Drunken. The Goons have no problem and Sonto's team rolls to victory. Jersey 35-17
(12-0) #10 Minnesota Stunners v (8-4) Drinkin Hellraisers
Look who cracked the top 10 boys. I hope Drinkin has done enough just enough of that tonight. Minnesota stands poise to rip the head off this "defense" and piss down their now non-existent throat! Just when you thought they were done wearing you out, jumbo Jimbo goes in dry. Oh baby this one is gonna hurt the ego. (happy Mez?) The Hellraisers will take their shots, but like all the rest it wont be enough. Minnesota 91-20
(10-2) MMArmy Can Crushers v (1-11) Oregon Ducks
A couple of bad games has MMA in a funk. What better way to break it than fluffing the stats on a gimme game. Look for the Can Crushers to take out their frustration here, sorry Oregon. MMA 69-7
(8-4) Compton Con Men v (7-5) Drunken Potato Farmers
GAME OF THE WEEK
This here is the game of the week, and the only one worth watching. It pits Gamma division's 1st and 2nd place teams against each other. If Drunken has any playoff aspirations at all, now is the time. They beat them earlier in the year, that means the tie breaker is theirs if they can do it again. Sets it all up nicely for a Cinderella story right? Nope. Compton isn't the same team it was in week 1, and the Potato Farmers are about to find out. Dexter Morgan and Bramble Pan Axl are about to bring on a second potato famine. Better luck next year boys. Compton 41-31
(4-8) Alliance Cobras v (4-8) Philadelphia Bling
I've about run out of interesting banter and this is a mid-table game with no bearing at all. The winner here avoids being the worst team in Gamma division at least! I flipped a coin, it told me Alliance will win. Alliance 35-28
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