Ladder games are nice and all, but there's something about being lock up in a cage with other animals and just one slice of real fine succulent meat sitting in the middle of the floor. Throw away the key. 
6 teams in the play-off hunt and each win weighs the price of gold.
We get get to see Best of Alpha vs Best of Gamma
(0-9) Orlando Warriors vs (0-9) Oregon Ducks
"I don't suck as much as you bowl"
A win here is like putting salt and pepper on a soggy shit sandwich. It's still going to taste like crap afterwards. But at least you can hand the left-over crust to your opponent and tell them to "EAT IT"!!!
Both teams are given a legitimate chance to end what is now an eleven-game league losing streak, when connecting the previous season. But before any of that can happen, they need to figure out how to play defense and score in the same game. Which seem to be an unreasonable request for some reason.
The Warriors can't get decent play out of either of their quarterbacks, and their defense lacks play-makers to slow down even the worst offense. This would be the perfect opportunity for Oregon to chase down their first victory.
The Ducks are flying high.... until the wet dream ends-
and GM coachjbax drops dead to Orlando.
(3-6) Drunken RedZone Zombies vs (5-4) Drinkin Hellraisers
I have to be very careful that I don't jack up my ankle from jumping on and off the Drinkin band-wagon. They've looked either really good or really bad this season. It just so happens the Hellraisers are in the midst of 3 good game stretch.
Drunken has built momentum with a pair of wins themselves(Nothing to write home about), coming back to beat Bling at home and then running (literally) all over the Ducks. It does illustrate the impact chemistry has on a roster. Maybe things will start to turn around for them or maybe we are all JUST fooling ourselves.
The one characteristic I admire about QB Joe Montana is he brings a winners attitude to the table. That's cute and all, but regardless of the Hellraisers win/loss ratio, you have to escort more than determination and guts to walk out alive.
I will bet the house on Drinkin to win.
(4-5) D.C. Corrupt Politicians vs (6-3) Drunken Potato Farmers
The last time these two played each other was at the very end of ladder competition back in season 5. The Politician discredit the farmers then. Time has changed my friend. It's not as fun when the rabbit has the gun- aye Stixx. This way the loser can write off playing in the post season.
D.C. Corrupt goes as QB Sugar Honey Ice Tea goes. He's the League leading passer with more than 5,000 yards, in addition to throwing damn near 50 touchdown passes: judging by the hardware in his Man Cave
this isn't his first rodeo. He's the focal point of a fast-paced offense that doesn't stop until the game is over.
Politicians wants to be considered a legit team, and it thought a 18-point road win over Philly Bling would prove that. But until they can play consistent defense—you know, the kind that doesn't allow 73 points the week after yielding 62 to a team that's not even in the race —you'll remain in that lower-middle tier of the league.
Potato Farmers laid the season's biggest egg of a thrilling game last week, losing, 47-35, on the road to a Goon team that haven't been known to take down bad asses. The Drunken's defense has carried them most of the way, but even that unit can't always be expected to take charge, so when that offense is accuse of not doing enough for the last 3 quarters,
Originally posted by glwarriors
I should have stuck with what we do best.
it will have a few leaks.
I'm sorry but I can't go against Corrupt. Not with Edgar Allen Po'boy and Northern Lights being as dangerous as they are.
Plus DPF keep giving me reasons to doubt. If they start bleeding on the edge of the sidewalk, I would walk by as if I didn't see NOTHING.
(6-3) Jersey Goons vs (7-2) Compton Con Men
This is the very first meeting between the two and I am positive both, sonto and Kayoh wants to make a good first impression.
Rayster Rice sent a loud thunderous echo through the league, coming out of last week unscathed- butt sexing DPF at home and casting new life on a season that looked to be heading in a pile of feces.
Originally posted by sonto
I really did need that one big. Gotta keep getting wins!
CCM was completely dominant in a 75-35 win at D.C last week, helping to erase the bad taste of an ugly 45-125 home defeat to the hands of the stunners. TE Bramble Pan Axl is out to prove he deserves to be in the championship game.
Goons showed it could outscore an uptempo team before and will manage to do it again. Upset alert is in full effect.
(3-6) Philadelphia Bling vs (9-0) Minnesota Stunners
Bling coming off a 10-4 record last season with plenty of experience and talent returning. Yet, they've squandered several chances to get easy wins, most notably two weeks ago when they had (1-6) Zombies on the ropes. Philly were just poor enough to lose their last four games- Overall, they've been very inconsistent and often appear asleep at the wheel.
And now this week, they remain the unfortunate pawn in Minnesota's "profile-upgrade" mission.
(3-6) Alliance Cobras vs (8-1) MMArmy Can Crushers
Alliance is among the most disappointing teams from Monroe, The Cobras will not win another game this season. I just don't believe Ryan Tannyhill is the man for the job. I'm not hating on WR "Wide Out", but truth be told-- He's not that good and sees way too much action if you ask me. OT Wide Load can't pass block worth a damn. If you are combing your roster during the off-season, trying to find dead weight..... well I just named 3 of them. You're welcome
MMArmy has moved into show-off mode now that it's seen where it sits in the eyes of the league tier. The Cans' need to keep winning impressively to enhance their chances of finishing Top 2 in the ranks of Pro, which means keeping the foot on the pedal all game.
Big Ben seems to have everything going his way right now, making the week 3 game a distant memory as a balanced offense has been complemented by intensified defense. The Crushers still have a stiff ending season coming up, but for now, Mandy Ross is too busy punishing anyone who dare stand in his path.
And like he'll do to the Cobras.
6 teams in the play-off hunt and each win weighs the price of gold.
We get get to see Best of Alpha vs Best of Gamma
(0-9) Orlando Warriors vs (0-9) Oregon Ducks
"I don't suck as much as you bowl"
A win here is like putting salt and pepper on a soggy shit sandwich. It's still going to taste like crap afterwards. But at least you can hand the left-over crust to your opponent and tell them to "EAT IT"!!!
Both teams are given a legitimate chance to end what is now an eleven-game league losing streak, when connecting the previous season. But before any of that can happen, they need to figure out how to play defense and score in the same game. Which seem to be an unreasonable request for some reason.
The Warriors can't get decent play out of either of their quarterbacks, and their defense lacks play-makers to slow down even the worst offense. This would be the perfect opportunity for Oregon to chase down their first victory.
The Ducks are flying high.... until the wet dream ends-
and GM coachjbax drops dead to Orlando.(3-6) Drunken RedZone Zombies vs (5-4) Drinkin Hellraisers
I have to be very careful that I don't jack up my ankle from jumping on and off the Drinkin band-wagon. They've looked either really good or really bad this season. It just so happens the Hellraisers are in the midst of 3 good game stretch.
Drunken has built momentum with a pair of wins themselves(Nothing to write home about), coming back to beat Bling at home and then running (literally) all over the Ducks. It does illustrate the impact chemistry has on a roster. Maybe things will start to turn around for them or maybe we are all JUST fooling ourselves.
The one characteristic I admire about QB Joe Montana is he brings a winners attitude to the table. That's cute and all, but regardless of the Hellraisers win/loss ratio, you have to escort more than determination and guts to walk out alive.
I will bet the house on Drinkin to win.
(4-5) D.C. Corrupt Politicians vs (6-3) Drunken Potato Farmers
The last time these two played each other was at the very end of ladder competition back in season 5. The Politician discredit the farmers then. Time has changed my friend. It's not as fun when the rabbit has the gun- aye Stixx. This way the loser can write off playing in the post season.
D.C. Corrupt goes as QB Sugar Honey Ice Tea goes. He's the League leading passer with more than 5,000 yards, in addition to throwing damn near 50 touchdown passes: judging by the hardware in his Man Cave
this isn't his first rodeo. He's the focal point of a fast-paced offense that doesn't stop until the game is over.Politicians wants to be considered a legit team, and it thought a 18-point road win over Philly Bling would prove that. But until they can play consistent defense—you know, the kind that doesn't allow 73 points the week after yielding 62 to a team that's not even in the race —you'll remain in that lower-middle tier of the league.
Potato Farmers laid the season's biggest egg of a thrilling game last week, losing, 47-35, on the road to a Goon team that haven't been known to take down bad asses. The Drunken's defense has carried them most of the way, but even that unit can't always be expected to take charge, so when that offense is accuse of not doing enough for the last 3 quarters,
Originally posted by glwarriors
I should have stuck with what we do best.
it will have a few leaks.
I'm sorry but I can't go against Corrupt. Not with Edgar Allen Po'boy and Northern Lights being as dangerous as they are.
Plus DPF keep giving me reasons to doubt. If they start bleeding on the edge of the sidewalk, I would walk by as if I didn't see NOTHING.
(6-3) Jersey Goons vs (7-2) Compton Con Men
This is the very first meeting between the two and I am positive both, sonto and Kayoh wants to make a good first impression.
Rayster Rice sent a loud thunderous echo through the league, coming out of last week unscathed- butt sexing DPF at home and casting new life on a season that looked to be heading in a pile of feces.
Originally posted by sonto
I really did need that one big. Gotta keep getting wins!
CCM was completely dominant in a 75-35 win at D.C last week, helping to erase the bad taste of an ugly 45-125 home defeat to the hands of the stunners. TE Bramble Pan Axl is out to prove he deserves to be in the championship game.
Goons showed it could outscore an uptempo team before and will manage to do it again. Upset alert is in full effect.
(3-6) Philadelphia Bling vs (9-0) Minnesota Stunners
Bling coming off a 10-4 record last season with plenty of experience and talent returning. Yet, they've squandered several chances to get easy wins, most notably two weeks ago when they had (1-6) Zombies on the ropes. Philly were just poor enough to lose their last four games- Overall, they've been very inconsistent and often appear asleep at the wheel.
And now this week, they remain the unfortunate pawn in Minnesota's "profile-upgrade" mission.
(3-6) Alliance Cobras vs (8-1) MMArmy Can Crushers
Alliance is among the most disappointing teams from Monroe, The Cobras will not win another game this season. I just don't believe Ryan Tannyhill is the man for the job. I'm not hating on WR "Wide Out", but truth be told-- He's not that good and sees way too much action if you ask me. OT Wide Load can't pass block worth a damn. If you are combing your roster during the off-season, trying to find dead weight..... well I just named 3 of them. You're welcome
MMArmy has moved into show-off mode now that it's seen where it sits in the eyes of the league tier. The Cans' need to keep winning impressively to enhance their chances of finishing Top 2 in the ranks of Pro, which means keeping the foot on the pedal all game.
Big Ben seems to have everything going his way right now, making the week 3 game a distant memory as a balanced offense has been complemented by intensified defense. The Crushers still have a stiff ending season coming up, but for now, Mandy Ross is too busy punishing anyone who dare stand in his path.
And like he'll do to the Cobras.
