Half way through.
Play-offs slowly coming into focus.
(6-0) Minnesota Stunners vs (0-6) Orlando Warriors
This is going to become the Mother of all beat-downs. We plan to fist a gapping hole to your anal- Spit in it, before we abuse you. Better bite down on this cum stained pillow, because I guaran-fuck'in-tee you will feel this PRESSURE.
Please allow for the greatest player in GLB to send his regards- Jimbo Jumpback
(5-1) MMArmy Can Crushers vs (1-5) Drunken RedZone Zombies
I'm so not use to seeing Drunken Zombies like this. They've always been a HARD stiff fighting team. Now- everyone looks at them like some public restroom at a truck stop. Teams are just shitting all over them. I get that USC_Trojans is doing his best to keep an eye on things, but you cannot hand me garbage and expect me to treat it like steak.
MMA rolls loaded dices when they come to the table. Bless with the combination of Big Ben, Turbo Torres and Mandy Ross. This Trio chews you up and spit out the bone.
It would be irresponsible of me to believe the Zombies could keep up with the Crushers
(3-3) Philadelphia Bling vs (3-3) D.C. Corrupt Politicians
Philly is the perfect under-dawg for this game. They contain a sick fetish for slipping one in, should you happen to fall asleep on them. A sneaky good team is the only way I can describe the club. FS Elam Ferguson lurking loosely around the field like a bitch in heat. That offense grinding on your defense. It doesn't get much better than this....
I love some "Thomas Richardson"- however, "Sugar Honey Ice Tea" has yet to lose back-to-back games this season. This is when the offense need to look to one of the most prolific receiving twosomes in the land: Northern Lights and Edgar Allen Po'boy.
Corrupt defeats Bling. Yes you heard me correct. D.C trump Philly.
(2-4) Alliance Cobras vs (3-3) Jersey Goons
Alliance fried the Ducks last week.... 0 cares.
There's really not that much to talk about other than Jersey starting 3-0 and now...well let me put it this way. They desperately need this game. And the Goons will snag this win..--It's not like they have much of a choice. The Cobras are able and willing to be fuck over.
(0-6) Oregon Ducks vs (5-1) Drunken Potato Farmers
Oregon drowns in piss. I am waiting on the birds to make a move, but never going to happen against the Farmers. For Drunken- I am guessing the same person who coordinate the offense, does as well for the defense.
Easy Victory for Thor Douglas & Big Gain.
(3-3) Drinkin Hellraisers vs (5-1) Compton Con Men
In all 3 attempts, Drinkin has shy away from the big stage. This is their moment. This is their time to show the league, exactly what they are made of. Not sure why Kyle Stobie only had 35 attempts in the Philly game, but imo I rather see the pigskin in the hands of the best player on the green.
Compton sees your season 4 trophy, and raise you a season 6 cup...Ah fuck it, they're all in. The defense gets more suffocating each game. DE Dee Ford is still adjusting to this league, but still remain a problem- that every pass blocking O-line needs to deal with.
Kayoh and crew continues the streak.
Play-offs slowly coming into focus.
(6-0) Minnesota Stunners vs (0-6) Orlando Warriors
This is going to become the Mother of all beat-downs. We plan to fist a gapping hole to your anal- Spit in it, before we abuse you. Better bite down on this cum stained pillow, because I guaran-fuck'in-tee you will feel this PRESSURE.
Please allow for the greatest player in GLB to send his regards- Jimbo Jumpback
(5-1) MMArmy Can Crushers vs (1-5) Drunken RedZone Zombies
I'm so not use to seeing Drunken Zombies like this. They've always been a HARD stiff fighting team. Now- everyone looks at them like some public restroom at a truck stop. Teams are just shitting all over them. I get that USC_Trojans is doing his best to keep an eye on things, but you cannot hand me garbage and expect me to treat it like steak.
MMA rolls loaded dices when they come to the table. Bless with the combination of Big Ben, Turbo Torres and Mandy Ross. This Trio chews you up and spit out the bone.
It would be irresponsible of me to believe the Zombies could keep up with the Crushers
(3-3) Philadelphia Bling vs (3-3) D.C. Corrupt Politicians
Philly is the perfect under-dawg for this game. They contain a sick fetish for slipping one in, should you happen to fall asleep on them. A sneaky good team is the only way I can describe the club. FS Elam Ferguson lurking loosely around the field like a bitch in heat. That offense grinding on your defense. It doesn't get much better than this....
I love some "Thomas Richardson"- however, "Sugar Honey Ice Tea" has yet to lose back-to-back games this season. This is when the offense need to look to one of the most prolific receiving twosomes in the land: Northern Lights and Edgar Allen Po'boy.
Corrupt defeats Bling. Yes you heard me correct. D.C trump Philly.
(2-4) Alliance Cobras vs (3-3) Jersey Goons
Alliance fried the Ducks last week.... 0 cares.
There's really not that much to talk about other than Jersey starting 3-0 and now...well let me put it this way. They desperately need this game. And the Goons will snag this win..--It's not like they have much of a choice. The Cobras are able and willing to be fuck over.
(0-6) Oregon Ducks vs (5-1) Drunken Potato Farmers
Oregon drowns in piss. I am waiting on the birds to make a move, but never going to happen against the Farmers. For Drunken- I am guessing the same person who coordinate the offense, does as well for the defense.
Easy Victory for Thor Douglas & Big Gain.
(3-3) Drinkin Hellraisers vs (5-1) Compton Con Men
In all 3 attempts, Drinkin has shy away from the big stage. This is their moment. This is their time to show the league, exactly what they are made of. Not sure why Kyle Stobie only had 35 attempts in the Philly game, but imo I rather see the pigskin in the hands of the best player on the green.
Compton sees your season 4 trophy, and raise you a season 6 cup...Ah fuck it, they're all in. The defense gets more suffocating each game. DE Dee Ford is still adjusting to this league, but still remain a problem- that every pass blocking O-line needs to deal with.
Kayoh and crew continues the streak.
