Week 3 is already here, and as you look around the Monroe landscape- let me catch you up on what you miss: Some pre-season trash talk, a couple upsets and now only 4 squads with unblemished record.
Play-off hopes and dreams flush down the toilet in the opening week. Much like watching your sister being molested; gang bang by your buddies; while not being able to get in on the action. It's a REAL sick feeling
"Who's starving more for a championship? Stomach grumbling, ribs showing, lips chap. You would of thought we haven't ate in weeks....."-
(0-2) Orlando Warriors vs (2-0) Jersey Goons
Jersey has been tearing teams apart. The Goons Defensive prowess in the previous 2 games led by DE Chuckie Howe have not been distinguish, and there is little reason to believe the Warriors can survive this death trap. Even if the J.G's(Jersey Goon) have a bad day, Orlando doesn't have the Dawgs in pure talent to keep up. Fun Fact: When HB Scat Back throw a pool party, he toss sharks in the pool.
(1-1) Drunken RedZone Zombies vs (1-1) D.C. Corrupt Politicians
Things have not gone like many believed they would for Owner Gerry Rice, but a win against Politicians would feel great right about now. Seems like every time the Zombies and Politicians play, we end up being treated to an outstanding game. This contest will come down to LB Brant Levesquethe against the Corrupt offense favorite son QB Sugar Honey Ice Tea. With a stop late in the fourth quarter, Drunken RedZone will pull out a close win. So unless you are Wrestling with topless twins, your attention need to be right here.
(0-2) Drinkin Hellraisers vs (0-2) Oregon Ducks
While both teams are still trying to get things figured out, Hellraisers has shown more potential this season. With an offense that can score from anywhere on the field. Once the Duck Defense crumble, everyone from WR Setzer Gabbiani and Saul Lawrence will want a crumb. Look for the Drinkin to have things wrapped up by the half. Keep in mind, the former season 4 Monroe champs will escape this game with a win, however they should be concerned with the way their defense is developing as they get ready for cross division play.
(2-0) MMArmy Can Crushers vs (2-0) Minnesota Stunners
The most anticipated games of the week. While the 2-0 start for MMArmy is cute, Stunners is unlike any team the Crushers played from the Presidential tier EVER! We're the type of team that will play with all you pussies and let you lick it off of our fingers. HB Jimbo Jumpback (check his award page if you would like to compare dick size) has picked right up where he left off from the last 3 seasons and continues to dominate opponents... almost to the point where you wouldn't blame a spirited coordinator, should he call GLB complete bullshit and rage quit. Now eat these fucking pancakes and please don't forget to tip your waiter.
(2-0) Drunken Potato Farmers vs (0-2) Philadelphia Bling
These appear to be two teams heading in opposite directions. Philadelphia have been awful so far and Unlike season 6, Drunken Potato is off to a excellent start. Right Out of the gate, HB Thor Douglas has been steamrolling through their division schedule, and a home date with Bling isn't going to slow that kind of success down anytime soon. With the offensive power that the Drunken Potato bring to this game,..Things will get out of hand quickly. It shouldn't take long for the Farmers to go up big and cruise to a win.
(1-1) Alliance Cobras vs (1-1) Compton Con Men
This week Compton makes the trip to play Cobras. It's a big match-up for both teams, and the Alliance has been known to struggle when it comes to games of this magnitude. While Compton is certainly not the powerhouse of season 6, the Con Men should have little trouble earning a win this week. TE Bramble Pan Axl will be too much for this game to remain even. The Alliance Cobras may make things interesting in the second half, but watch for QB Dexter Morgan to Beat that defense like a rented mule. The inconsistency on Cobras offense will bite them in the ass- as Compton Con Men moves to 2-1.
Play-off hopes and dreams flush down the toilet in the opening week. Much like watching your sister being molested; gang bang by your buddies; while not being able to get in on the action. It's a REAL sick feeling
"Who's starving more for a championship? Stomach grumbling, ribs showing, lips chap. You would of thought we haven't ate in weeks....."-
(0-2) Orlando Warriors vs (2-0) Jersey Goons
Jersey has been tearing teams apart. The Goons Defensive prowess in the previous 2 games led by DE Chuckie Howe have not been distinguish, and there is little reason to believe the Warriors can survive this death trap. Even if the J.G's(Jersey Goon) have a bad day, Orlando doesn't have the Dawgs in pure talent to keep up. Fun Fact: When HB Scat Back throw a pool party, he toss sharks in the pool.
(1-1) Drunken RedZone Zombies vs (1-1) D.C. Corrupt Politicians
Things have not gone like many believed they would for Owner Gerry Rice, but a win against Politicians would feel great right about now. Seems like every time the Zombies and Politicians play, we end up being treated to an outstanding game. This contest will come down to LB Brant Levesquethe against the Corrupt offense favorite son QB Sugar Honey Ice Tea. With a stop late in the fourth quarter, Drunken RedZone will pull out a close win. So unless you are Wrestling with topless twins, your attention need to be right here.
(0-2) Drinkin Hellraisers vs (0-2) Oregon Ducks
While both teams are still trying to get things figured out, Hellraisers has shown more potential this season. With an offense that can score from anywhere on the field. Once the Duck Defense crumble, everyone from WR Setzer Gabbiani and Saul Lawrence will want a crumb. Look for the Drinkin to have things wrapped up by the half. Keep in mind, the former season 4 Monroe champs will escape this game with a win, however they should be concerned with the way their defense is developing as they get ready for cross division play.
(2-0) MMArmy Can Crushers vs (2-0) Minnesota Stunners
The most anticipated games of the week. While the 2-0 start for MMArmy is cute, Stunners is unlike any team the Crushers played from the Presidential tier EVER! We're the type of team that will play with all you pussies and let you lick it off of our fingers. HB Jimbo Jumpback (check his award page if you would like to compare dick size) has picked right up where he left off from the last 3 seasons and continues to dominate opponents... almost to the point where you wouldn't blame a spirited coordinator, should he call GLB complete bullshit and rage quit. Now eat these fucking pancakes and please don't forget to tip your waiter.
(2-0) Drunken Potato Farmers vs (0-2) Philadelphia Bling
These appear to be two teams heading in opposite directions. Philadelphia have been awful so far and Unlike season 6, Drunken Potato is off to a excellent start. Right Out of the gate, HB Thor Douglas has been steamrolling through their division schedule, and a home date with Bling isn't going to slow that kind of success down anytime soon. With the offensive power that the Drunken Potato bring to this game,..Things will get out of hand quickly. It shouldn't take long for the Farmers to go up big and cruise to a win.
(1-1) Alliance Cobras vs (1-1) Compton Con Men
This week Compton makes the trip to play Cobras. It's a big match-up for both teams, and the Alliance has been known to struggle when it comes to games of this magnitude. While Compton is certainly not the powerhouse of season 6, the Con Men should have little trouble earning a win this week. TE Bramble Pan Axl will be too much for this game to remain even. The Alliance Cobras may make things interesting in the second half, but watch for QB Dexter Morgan to Beat that defense like a rented mule. The inconsistency on Cobras offense will bite them in the ass- as Compton Con Men moves to 2-1.
Edited by Maddencoach on Oct 24, 2014 22:20:42
