Even though the playoffs are still a week away as Week 13 approaches, there's no doubt the league is already in postseason mode. Points are carefully distributed with All star players. Max preparation weighs heavy on the minds of every coach, front-office man and owner as the playoff picture sharpens into focus and the cellar-dwellers sort out which team is worst.
We have Pawnee Goddesses representing Alpha- A top 10 rank team if anyone ask me. Nothing has change for the Stunners and the Cornhuskers as they continue to speak on behalf of their respected Division for 3 seasons in a row. And for 2 straight season, the wild card team will be controlled by Beta Division- using a soup up LUELinks LUEshis this time.
"It got so bad, I found myself praying for my demons"-
(5-7) LaPaz Challengers vs (8-4) Pawnee Goddesses
Peter Venkman or Bert Macklin: Who would you rather have under center if you needed to win a game? I’ll take Macklin any day of the week, especially in this division. Don't trust LaPaz to tie their shoes right now, let alone beat a Goddesses team who's been quietly playing better.
Meanwhile the Challengers are getting worse, and that's difficult to do after being as ugly as they've been.
It breaks my heart, but Pawnee's defense will destroy this offense and, frankly, the Goddesses might look pretty fucking good against a demoralized defense. Expect HB Beast Bailey to run wild.
Even though it won't be needed, but just in case the Challengers are pitching for an upset......
The Goddesses have mastered the ability to play close and win.
(1-11) Pittsburgh Titans vs (4-8) Live Oak Eagles
It appears that Live Oaks have finally noticed something most folks saw a ways back. About damn time we face facts: The Eagles have not been the contender we thought they'd be.
The road is an unforgiving place for their entire offense.
There's nothing particularly dynamic about either the Eagles or the Titans, but Live Oak's ability to play defense will be Pittsburgh's undoing.
(11-1) Minnesota Stunners vs (0-12) Miami Fusion
If anyone's going to snap the Stunners' eight-game winning streak, it's probably not the Fusion.
Minnesota Top 10 Hall of Famer "Jimbo Jumpback" manages to keep its offense moving at a ridiculous pace
Look for the Stunners to sedate a discombobulated Fusion defense with a heavy dose of whatever the hell we want to do.
Our very own DE "Digital Underground" effect scares me. Brace yourself for a one sided fist fight.
(4-8) Eastern European Alliance vs (10-2) LUELinks LUEshis
As badly as I want to pick Eastern, I simply can’t. They have been awful.
Eastern European's secondary is playing piss poorly and has been since the pass rush disappeared. The Alliance' slide will continue, as the pass rush won't magically get better with "EEA LOLB" and "Otega Blitzing LB" alone.
QB "im a virgin" just keeps getting it done. You have to excuse his table manners, he was in the middle of making room for the table dancers
Alliance will have no answers for Jerry Sandusky Tickle Time, who breached a milestone of 1,000 receiving yards.
The LUEshis defense- LB Ray Lewith in particular will make things miserable up front for EEA.
LUEshis might have some trouble stopping WR Johnny Football but they have the advantage in just about every other way. This has "LUELinks win" written all over it.
(7-5) Rare Breed Rookies vs (7-5) Gangsta Wit it'
Things looked to be coming up roses for the Rookies, but the Wrath just punched them right in the mouth, and Gangsta Wit it have a shot to effectively put Rare Breed at the bottom 2 of this Division
Both teams brief dreams of making a late run to the playoffs come to a screeching halt
RizeNoble won't let his team throw in the towel, whereas it looks as though Gangsta Wit it' has already begun to do exactly that.
Gangsta Wit it' were flying high when they took down the Rookies last time, but now they're back down to earth, and the better team will win.
You have to be please with what Blake Bortles has done through out this season. I don't expect anyone to catch the lead he has in passing yards, pass completion, and Touchdowns.
(5-7) Winnipeg Wrath vs (10-2) 1995 Nebraska Cornhuskers
The Wrath have a nice thing going for a change after holding the #1 Passing offense to a season low of 12 points. Winnipeg is an exciting gritty team with the golden boy at wide out- WR Flash Simpson, but this week they run into the schoolyard bully that is just as grimy and make it hurt along the way.
The Cornhuskers has beat teams with the run, the pass, combination of run and gun, a stiff dick and with a smothering defense. Winnipeg have a ton of talent, though, and on paper are a good match up to contain Tommy Armstrong JR. My question is how will they account for Damen Benning who can pound you into submission due to his roughneck style of rushing.
glwarriors is trying to limp his way to a second consecutive 7-7 season, especially if vipermaw82 is caught with his pants down- already looking ahead to it's next week's matchup with Rare Breed Rookies.
The Cornhuskers may not be their Championship-caliber selves this season, but they aren't struggling enough right now to fall to nobody's Winnipeg.
We have Pawnee Goddesses representing Alpha- A top 10 rank team if anyone ask me. Nothing has change for the Stunners and the Cornhuskers as they continue to speak on behalf of their respected Division for 3 seasons in a row. And for 2 straight season, the wild card team will be controlled by Beta Division- using a soup up LUELinks LUEshis this time.
"It got so bad, I found myself praying for my demons"-
(5-7) LaPaz Challengers vs (8-4) Pawnee Goddesses
Peter Venkman or Bert Macklin: Who would you rather have under center if you needed to win a game? I’ll take Macklin any day of the week, especially in this division. Don't trust LaPaz to tie their shoes right now, let alone beat a Goddesses team who's been quietly playing better.
Meanwhile the Challengers are getting worse, and that's difficult to do after being as ugly as they've been.
It breaks my heart, but Pawnee's defense will destroy this offense and, frankly, the Goddesses might look pretty fucking good against a demoralized defense. Expect HB Beast Bailey to run wild.
Even though it won't be needed, but just in case the Challengers are pitching for an upset......
The Goddesses have mastered the ability to play close and win.
(1-11) Pittsburgh Titans vs (4-8) Live Oak Eagles
It appears that Live Oaks have finally noticed something most folks saw a ways back. About damn time we face facts: The Eagles have not been the contender we thought they'd be.
The road is an unforgiving place for their entire offense.
There's nothing particularly dynamic about either the Eagles or the Titans, but Live Oak's ability to play defense will be Pittsburgh's undoing.
(11-1) Minnesota Stunners vs (0-12) Miami Fusion
If anyone's going to snap the Stunners' eight-game winning streak, it's probably not the Fusion.
Minnesota Top 10 Hall of Famer "Jimbo Jumpback" manages to keep its offense moving at a ridiculous pace
Look for the Stunners to sedate a discombobulated Fusion defense with a heavy dose of whatever the hell we want to do.
Our very own DE "Digital Underground" effect scares me. Brace yourself for a one sided fist fight.
(4-8) Eastern European Alliance vs (10-2) LUELinks LUEshis
As badly as I want to pick Eastern, I simply can’t. They have been awful.
Eastern European's secondary is playing piss poorly and has been since the pass rush disappeared. The Alliance' slide will continue, as the pass rush won't magically get better with "EEA LOLB" and "Otega Blitzing LB" alone.
QB "im a virgin" just keeps getting it done. You have to excuse his table manners, he was in the middle of making room for the table dancers
Alliance will have no answers for Jerry Sandusky Tickle Time, who breached a milestone of 1,000 receiving yards.
The LUEshis defense- LB Ray Lewith in particular will make things miserable up front for EEA.
LUEshis might have some trouble stopping WR Johnny Football but they have the advantage in just about every other way. This has "LUELinks win" written all over it.
(7-5) Rare Breed Rookies vs (7-5) Gangsta Wit it'
Things looked to be coming up roses for the Rookies, but the Wrath just punched them right in the mouth, and Gangsta Wit it have a shot to effectively put Rare Breed at the bottom 2 of this Division
Both teams brief dreams of making a late run to the playoffs come to a screeching halt
RizeNoble won't let his team throw in the towel, whereas it looks as though Gangsta Wit it' has already begun to do exactly that.
Gangsta Wit it' were flying high when they took down the Rookies last time, but now they're back down to earth, and the better team will win.
You have to be please with what Blake Bortles has done through out this season. I don't expect anyone to catch the lead he has in passing yards, pass completion, and Touchdowns.
(5-7) Winnipeg Wrath vs (10-2) 1995 Nebraska Cornhuskers
The Wrath have a nice thing going for a change after holding the #1 Passing offense to a season low of 12 points. Winnipeg is an exciting gritty team with the golden boy at wide out- WR Flash Simpson, but this week they run into the schoolyard bully that is just as grimy and make it hurt along the way.
The Cornhuskers has beat teams with the run, the pass, combination of run and gun, a stiff dick and with a smothering defense. Winnipeg have a ton of talent, though, and on paper are a good match up to contain Tommy Armstrong JR. My question is how will they account for Damen Benning who can pound you into submission due to his roughneck style of rushing.
glwarriors is trying to limp his way to a second consecutive 7-7 season, especially if vipermaw82 is caught with his pants down- already looking ahead to it's next week's matchup with Rare Breed Rookies.
The Cornhuskers may not be their Championship-caliber selves this season, but they aren't struggling enough right now to fall to nobody's Winnipeg.
