We're past the midway point of the season, and even with teams beginning to flesh out and create separation from the pack, I am still torn on picking the 4 play-off teams.
If the ladder and season is not enduring enough, we also carry the responsibility of kicking Madison League ass
"Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes the reason is that you're a dumbass and made a fuck up decision."-
(2-5) Winnipeg Wrath vs (2-5) Live Oak Eagles
Wrath HB Jordan Wynn has picked up his game over the past two weeks, rushing past the century mark twice, 3 TD's and no fumble. It's no coincidence that Winnipeg are on a streak.
Live Oak pass defense haven't been the issue. The problem is- Live Oak Defense as a whole is softer than pussy! It'd be foolish to not expect Winnipeg's HBs to drill a hole into the gut of Live Oak's front seven.
That means QB Torance Hatch will have to go berserk to give the Eagles any shot at all. This team have never loss more than 3 games in a season. They've always handled success well until now, with 5 loses on their resume and still another half season to stomach. Let's see how you guys deal with adversity. Can Live Oak rise to the occasion or will they buckle under pressure?
Regardless, Jordan Wynn will have his third consecutive 100-yard performance, and more importantly, he'll have led his team to yet another victory.
The Wrath's are resurrecting from the dead
(4-3) Rare Breed Rookies vs (1-6) Pittsburgh Titans
The Rare Breed are doing well, but it's easy to see that QB Blake Bortles has yet to play his best football this season. That will change, starting with this game against the Terrible Titans.
Blake Bortles is definitively top 3 QB among all of the other 5 leagues. He should absolutely shred the Titans.
Pittsburgh's offense and defense is ranked dead last overall, and they've manage to score 2 TD's for the entire season. Their defense is constantly on the field. That will afford Bortles many opportunities to throw the ball downfield, especially to
WR Sammy Watkins, who is on pace for a career season.
Blake is one of the baddest motherfucker on this planet. He'll account for at least nine touchdowns which will be his best in a single game ever.
(0-7) Redmond's Imposters vs (3-4) LaPaz Challengers
Imposters host the hungry Challengers
Here are a few facts concerning this game:
Lapaz QB Peter Venkman ground work is a bitch if you're not prepared for it.
Imposters have allowed 330 points this season (second most).
There are gargoyles with more mobility than Redmond's QB Cooper Decker.
When considering these three facts, it's easy to see how this game will play out.
In order to become the best return man in the game, the road goes through Kevin Chester and all of his kick and punt returns for touchdowns. Right now, Chester is the standard bearer for all things return, and that doesn't appear to be changing anytime soon.
After dropping four consecutive games, LaPaz needed a game like this. Their right on Pawnee's ass. If the Goddesses so much take a shit in their game, The Challengers will be right there to clean up and take charge of the Division.
(2-5) Eastern European Alliance vs (4-3) Pawnee Goddesses
The game in Eastern between the Goddesses and Alliance appears to be a mismatch.
Eastern European's defense has been brutal this season, you can run on them, pass on them, butt fuck them; Basically the majority of teams been able to have their way with them. A natural sloppy slut bucket Defense. Pawnee's Pass defense has been an absolute juggernaut, only allowing 2 Pass TD's all season. HB Beast Bailey avg 100 yards and 1 TD per game, QB Bert Macklin QB rating and passing percentage higher than QB Ernest P. Worrell. These numbers dictate that Pawnee should blow the doors off EEA.
That isn't going to happen. Eastern European are going to give Pawnee all it can handle.
Eastern QB Ernest P. Worrell is still a dangerous Man with the pigskin in his hands, and he was outstanding in the team's Week 7 defeat against Rare Breed. He should be able to move the ball at a moderate pace and allow my favorite Wide-out Johnny Football
to get underneath the ball.
The problem for EEA is that the Goddesses will score a ton of points as well, meaning the stage is set for a shootout. While Pawnee should win, this game won't be a blowout. WR Johnny Football and the European will be in it until the very end.
(5-2) LUELinks LUEshis vs (7-0) 1995 Nebraska Cornhuskers
Last season game was a close one, but then again this isn't last season.
To be perfectly frank, this is the kind of game the LUELinks wake up for...The entire league is waiting for Luelinks to confirm that they have arrive-- and, in fact, we could easily see QB im a virgin go nuts.
He'll need TE Jerry Sandusky Tickle Time. Jerry is one of the most athletic tight ends in the league, and LUELinks offense benefits from being able to open up the playbook with him. TE Jerry Sandusky can line up from the TE and WR slot. When looking at the position from a traits and abilities standpoint, he is the best. His balance as a blocker, receiver and route-runner makes him invaluable and it still comes back to having one of the best QB's throwing to him. I celebrate QB im a virgin entire catalog. And yet ... Just because you got the bacon, lettuce, and tomato don't mean I'm going to give you my toast.
It's hard to give LUEshis much of a chance here. Nebraska is Adam's preeminent team- Which is a scary order. And consider this: When Damen Benning is in the game, you are looking at 1st downs every time you bring him down. Nebraska minus well be playing with house money.
I get it, stats says it should be pretty even, but something about when Nebraska feels threaten, they come out swinging hard. If you feel your team can overcome, I recommend you have an inhaler on stand-by. Cornhuskers defense will bust you up bad.
(6-1) Minnesota Stunners vs (6-1) Gangsta Wit it'
The game between Gangsta Wit it and Minnesota will have major ramifications on the playoff picture. It will also film a battle between the Stunners #1 Offense vs #1 Defense in Gangsta Wit it'
Both offense will get off to a slow start, as neither defense want to give up an inch.
QB Robo Jock is still developing as a passer, but he manages the run-pass element of his position very well. He’s a home run hitter running the ball and continues to show true growth in stretching the field vertically. The Gangsta Wit it quarterback is one of the game’s best.
In the end, the Stunners will ride their home-field advantage to victory, but not before Jimbo and Herc light up the scoreboard like a pinball machine. It's going to be a blast to watch.
Minnesota have become numb to winning, they get their fix from demolishing their competition. It's like watching a Lion devour another Lion alive. We'll first work on immobilizing you, and then we'll just tear into you from limb to limb. At-Last we'll slick your hair back and fuck your corpse dry
If the ladder and season is not enduring enough, we also carry the responsibility of kicking Madison League ass
"Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes the reason is that you're a dumbass and made a fuck up decision."-
(2-5) Winnipeg Wrath vs (2-5) Live Oak Eagles
Wrath HB Jordan Wynn has picked up his game over the past two weeks, rushing past the century mark twice, 3 TD's and no fumble. It's no coincidence that Winnipeg are on a streak.
Live Oak pass defense haven't been the issue. The problem is- Live Oak Defense as a whole is softer than pussy! It'd be foolish to not expect Winnipeg's HBs to drill a hole into the gut of Live Oak's front seven.
That means QB Torance Hatch will have to go berserk to give the Eagles any shot at all. This team have never loss more than 3 games in a season. They've always handled success well until now, with 5 loses on their resume and still another half season to stomach. Let's see how you guys deal with adversity. Can Live Oak rise to the occasion or will they buckle under pressure?
Regardless, Jordan Wynn will have his third consecutive 100-yard performance, and more importantly, he'll have led his team to yet another victory.
The Wrath's are resurrecting from the dead
(4-3) Rare Breed Rookies vs (1-6) Pittsburgh Titans
The Rare Breed are doing well, but it's easy to see that QB Blake Bortles has yet to play his best football this season. That will change, starting with this game against the Terrible Titans.
Blake Bortles is definitively top 3 QB among all of the other 5 leagues. He should absolutely shred the Titans.
Pittsburgh's offense and defense is ranked dead last overall, and they've manage to score 2 TD's for the entire season. Their defense is constantly on the field. That will afford Bortles many opportunities to throw the ball downfield, especially to
WR Sammy Watkins, who is on pace for a career season.
Blake is one of the baddest motherfucker on this planet. He'll account for at least nine touchdowns which will be his best in a single game ever.
(0-7) Redmond's Imposters vs (3-4) LaPaz Challengers
Imposters host the hungry Challengers
Here are a few facts concerning this game:
Lapaz QB Peter Venkman ground work is a bitch if you're not prepared for it.
Imposters have allowed 330 points this season (second most).
There are gargoyles with more mobility than Redmond's QB Cooper Decker.
When considering these three facts, it's easy to see how this game will play out.
In order to become the best return man in the game, the road goes through Kevin Chester and all of his kick and punt returns for touchdowns. Right now, Chester is the standard bearer for all things return, and that doesn't appear to be changing anytime soon.
After dropping four consecutive games, LaPaz needed a game like this. Their right on Pawnee's ass. If the Goddesses so much take a shit in their game, The Challengers will be right there to clean up and take charge of the Division.
(2-5) Eastern European Alliance vs (4-3) Pawnee Goddesses
The game in Eastern between the Goddesses and Alliance appears to be a mismatch.
Eastern European's defense has been brutal this season, you can run on them, pass on them, butt fuck them; Basically the majority of teams been able to have their way with them. A natural sloppy slut bucket Defense. Pawnee's Pass defense has been an absolute juggernaut, only allowing 2 Pass TD's all season. HB Beast Bailey avg 100 yards and 1 TD per game, QB Bert Macklin QB rating and passing percentage higher than QB Ernest P. Worrell. These numbers dictate that Pawnee should blow the doors off EEA.
That isn't going to happen. Eastern European are going to give Pawnee all it can handle.
Eastern QB Ernest P. Worrell is still a dangerous Man with the pigskin in his hands, and he was outstanding in the team's Week 7 defeat against Rare Breed. He should be able to move the ball at a moderate pace and allow my favorite Wide-out Johnny Football
to get underneath the ball.
The problem for EEA is that the Goddesses will score a ton of points as well, meaning the stage is set for a shootout. While Pawnee should win, this game won't be a blowout. WR Johnny Football and the European will be in it until the very end.
(5-2) LUELinks LUEshis vs (7-0) 1995 Nebraska Cornhuskers
Last season game was a close one, but then again this isn't last season.
To be perfectly frank, this is the kind of game the LUELinks wake up for...The entire league is waiting for Luelinks to confirm that they have arrive-- and, in fact, we could easily see QB im a virgin go nuts.
He'll need TE Jerry Sandusky Tickle Time. Jerry is one of the most athletic tight ends in the league, and LUELinks offense benefits from being able to open up the playbook with him. TE Jerry Sandusky can line up from the TE and WR slot. When looking at the position from a traits and abilities standpoint, he is the best. His balance as a blocker, receiver and route-runner makes him invaluable and it still comes back to having one of the best QB's throwing to him. I celebrate QB im a virgin entire catalog. And yet ... Just because you got the bacon, lettuce, and tomato don't mean I'm going to give you my toast.
It's hard to give LUEshis much of a chance here. Nebraska is Adam's preeminent team- Which is a scary order. And consider this: When Damen Benning is in the game, you are looking at 1st downs every time you bring him down. Nebraska minus well be playing with house money.
I get it, stats says it should be pretty even, but something about when Nebraska feels threaten, they come out swinging hard. If you feel your team can overcome, I recommend you have an inhaler on stand-by. Cornhuskers defense will bust you up bad.
(6-1) Minnesota Stunners vs (6-1) Gangsta Wit it'
The game between Gangsta Wit it and Minnesota will have major ramifications on the playoff picture. It will also film a battle between the Stunners #1 Offense vs #1 Defense in Gangsta Wit it'
Both offense will get off to a slow start, as neither defense want to give up an inch.
QB Robo Jock is still developing as a passer, but he manages the run-pass element of his position very well. He’s a home run hitter running the ball and continues to show true growth in stretching the field vertically. The Gangsta Wit it quarterback is one of the game’s best.
In the end, the Stunners will ride their home-field advantage to victory, but not before Jimbo and Herc light up the scoreboard like a pinball machine. It's going to be a blast to watch.
Minnesota have become numb to winning, they get their fix from demolishing their competition. It's like watching a Lion devour another Lion alive. We'll first work on immobilizing you, and then we'll just tear into you from limb to limb. At-Last we'll slick your hair back and fuck your corpse dry
