If Week 4 of the Adam's season didn't have enough excitement for you, Week 5 is sure to satisfy. As the season rolls on, it seems like the storylines, action and fantastic play just won't stop. It hardly feels like a quarter of the season is over, but here we are!
I want to take two of whatever MLK had the night before "The" dream
(1-3) Eastern European Alliance vs (2-2) Live Oak Eagles
EEA haven't had a rocky start like this since season 2. Don't get me wrong, QB Ernest P. Worrell is still the man and WR Johnny Football...well let's just say he is a walking highlight reel, but that defense is extremely suspect. To be honest, The last time Eastern had a pass rushing front was in season 3. No worries, I put out an A.P.B looking for the disappearance of European. The league is just so much better when the Alliance is on the rise.
derek1222 is a brilliant owner for Live Oak. He has a vision for the Eagles and refuse to waiver one bit. They have to be feeling good about themselves after taking down pound for pound one of the greatest team in GLB. I have live oak winning this one.
p.s still a little butt-hurt about the lose from you guys
(0-4) Redmond's Imposters vs (0-4) Pittsburgh Titans
This seasons’s battle of the Suckfest will feature two teams looking for their first wins when Imposters takes on Pittsburgh Titans.
0-4 is embarrassing on all accounts, but the Titans have the excuse of being a CPU team. Redmond will have to find something to spark an anemic offense that haven't show up in any of their league games.
(3-1) Gangsta Wit it' vs (3-1) LaPaz Challengers
This game will obviously have a little bit more significance, but every game so far has been a championship game in our league or at-least it felt that way. QB Peter Venkman remains a threat- No matter how you slice or dice it, there's a reason why LaPaz is so good at what they do. On the Gangsta side - SS Jerome Woods UofM: Range is a big part of run defense, and Jerome Woods has tons of that. He attacks the field and runs clean angles and won’t back down from any ball-carrier.
This game will be a classic in the making and can't wait until showdown. It's in the bag for Gangsta Wit it.
(4-0) 1995 Nebraska Cornhuskers vs (3-1) Pawnee Goddesses
The only undefeated team left facing off against Pawnee. Our Championship could hang in the balance between these two high caliber fast pace teams. The Cornhuskers have made a living crushing top competition. Is anyone going to stop HB Damen Benning this season? Even if Nebraska offense somehow struggles, their defense can make life difficult for Pawnee HB Beast Bailey who is sometimes refer to as a mutant due to the way he switches into Beast Mode.
Last season Pawnee took two early loses and the team transformed into this powerhouse that went on to win Jackson League. After losing this season opener, they've been on a mission. I mean kicking ass with midget feet mission. However- I can't allow myself to pick against Nebraska. They'll let you get a little buzz and then come rob you for your pollen.
(3-1) LUELinks LUEshis vs (2-2) Rare Breed Rookies
LUEshish QB im a virgin vs Rare Breed QB Blake Bortles
I'm still not sure I know if the Breed Rookies are underachieving or overachieving, but LUELinks are definitely not losing to anyone anytime soon—and when they do, I won't be the one to have picked it. Stat wise, these two teams are identical when it comes to the their respected offenses.
The swing advantage pitch toward Lueshis favor overall defense. LUE "CB Matthew Elliott" locks down the entire weak side of the field defending the routes of his opponent #1WR. His quickness in space is jaw-dropping, and his instincts are both quick and accurate. He doesn't guess wrong and shows the foot speed to jump routes and break up passes.
LUEshis will hammer down the Rookies!
(3-1) Minnesota Stunners vs (0-4) Winnipeg Wrath
The Stunners need this win in the worst possible way. For the first time in three seasons, Minnesota may not be the best team in the league. And it has nothing to do with being a prisoner of the moment. It’s time to let the rest of the league know we are coming into this game six shooters blazing – Nasty is my preference. Not shit stain nasty but more like cum swapping in a threesome nasty. Send us your mother's address so we'll know where to mail your head
We'll make this quick, it'll last about as long as a fart in a whirlwind.
I want to take two of whatever MLK had the night before "The" dream
(1-3) Eastern European Alliance vs (2-2) Live Oak Eagles
EEA haven't had a rocky start like this since season 2. Don't get me wrong, QB Ernest P. Worrell is still the man and WR Johnny Football...well let's just say he is a walking highlight reel, but that defense is extremely suspect. To be honest, The last time Eastern had a pass rushing front was in season 3. No worries, I put out an A.P.B looking for the disappearance of European. The league is just so much better when the Alliance is on the rise.
derek1222 is a brilliant owner for Live Oak. He has a vision for the Eagles and refuse to waiver one bit. They have to be feeling good about themselves after taking down pound for pound one of the greatest team in GLB. I have live oak winning this one.
p.s still a little butt-hurt about the lose from you guys
(0-4) Redmond's Imposters vs (0-4) Pittsburgh Titans
This seasons’s battle of the Suckfest will feature two teams looking for their first wins when Imposters takes on Pittsburgh Titans.
0-4 is embarrassing on all accounts, but the Titans have the excuse of being a CPU team. Redmond will have to find something to spark an anemic offense that haven't show up in any of their league games.
(3-1) Gangsta Wit it' vs (3-1) LaPaz Challengers
This game will obviously have a little bit more significance, but every game so far has been a championship game in our league or at-least it felt that way. QB Peter Venkman remains a threat- No matter how you slice or dice it, there's a reason why LaPaz is so good at what they do. On the Gangsta side - SS Jerome Woods UofM: Range is a big part of run defense, and Jerome Woods has tons of that. He attacks the field and runs clean angles and won’t back down from any ball-carrier.
This game will be a classic in the making and can't wait until showdown. It's in the bag for Gangsta Wit it.
(4-0) 1995 Nebraska Cornhuskers vs (3-1) Pawnee Goddesses
The only undefeated team left facing off against Pawnee. Our Championship could hang in the balance between these two high caliber fast pace teams. The Cornhuskers have made a living crushing top competition. Is anyone going to stop HB Damen Benning this season? Even if Nebraska offense somehow struggles, their defense can make life difficult for Pawnee HB Beast Bailey who is sometimes refer to as a mutant due to the way he switches into Beast Mode.
Last season Pawnee took two early loses and the team transformed into this powerhouse that went on to win Jackson League. After losing this season opener, they've been on a mission. I mean kicking ass with midget feet mission. However- I can't allow myself to pick against Nebraska. They'll let you get a little buzz and then come rob you for your pollen.
(3-1) LUELinks LUEshis vs (2-2) Rare Breed Rookies
LUEshish QB im a virgin vs Rare Breed QB Blake Bortles
I'm still not sure I know if the Breed Rookies are underachieving or overachieving, but LUELinks are definitely not losing to anyone anytime soon—and when they do, I won't be the one to have picked it. Stat wise, these two teams are identical when it comes to the their respected offenses.
The swing advantage pitch toward Lueshis favor overall defense. LUE "CB Matthew Elliott" locks down the entire weak side of the field defending the routes of his opponent #1WR. His quickness in space is jaw-dropping, and his instincts are both quick and accurate. He doesn't guess wrong and shows the foot speed to jump routes and break up passes.
LUEshis will hammer down the Rookies!
(3-1) Minnesota Stunners vs (0-4) Winnipeg Wrath
The Stunners need this win in the worst possible way. For the first time in three seasons, Minnesota may not be the best team in the league. And it has nothing to do with being a prisoner of the moment. It’s time to let the rest of the league know we are coming into this game six shooters blazing – Nasty is my preference. Not shit stain nasty but more like cum swapping in a threesome nasty. Send us your mother's address so we'll know where to mail your head
We'll make this quick, it'll last about as long as a fart in a whirlwind.
