Live Oak Eagles vs Minnesota Stunners
The Stunners are a prideful bunch who are more likely to be caught punching kittens before making losing acceptable. The recent ladder game had a sting to it.
On the other side of the story
Originally posted by derek1222
Fired OC... Been wanting to but he came highly recommended from some people. Just flat out couldn't get it done.
The shift blaming rant went on for awhile, but makes no difference to Minnesota- You could of hired Corndog as your headcoach and it wouldn't be enough. By the time you view the box score, You'd of sworn we hated you guys, but trust me when I say this is strictly business and we take no such pleasure from it
True Story after you play us, you start hearing voices
Pittsburgh Titans vs LUELinks LUEshis
LUELinks are kicking off the season with an exploding offense. QB "im a virgin"- We all know him as Smitty Rasmussen, but regardless of the name....well, uhm if you're not trying to be the best, then what the hell you're here for?
I been a fan of this QB because you can hear his stomach grumbling- He's starving like no other to be the greatest QB in Adams.
It also help to have a Wide out like Alexander Thomas who don't know how to behave. He's all over the place and I mean that in the highest regard possible. His play is fucking retarded, don't be offended- that's what everyone else claim it to be. He lead the League in End Zone TD. Damn Prime Time signature move, I call it Cataract Arrest. He dips through his route and came up with spectacular catches.
Once that defense can keep up with the stars offensively, this team can be poison to Beta Division.
LaPaz Challengers vs Rare Breed Rookies
Some Say life is a Jungle but QB Peter Venkman treat GLB like a Casino. Field General, Scrambler, and Solid Frame etiquette speaks volume of his nature. I get it....It's a pain in the ass trying to gameplan for this Tasmanian Devil but if you fail to meet this requirement, he alone will tear you a new one. Rare Breed man I wish I could explain to you in words but put this in your back pocket, Sir Peter will have you puking up all of your insides. LaPaz Defense can be suffocating at times, imagine inside an old Jamaican house where they just cut the fans off.
They'll fuck you, wake up the next morning with you, break up with you and won't even feed you breakfast
Pawnee Goddesses vs Winnipeg Wrath
I followed Pawnee Goddesses and they been nothing short of sensational for the past two seasons. I'm unfamiliar with this limp they have going on. I know alot of things about GLB but the Goddesses sucking dicks for chips isn't one of them. Feels like Pawnee choose to fuck without a rubber because they are taking insane chances of rolling the dice with no protection.
However I develop amnesia when it comes to conversations about the Wrath. I refuse to lose interest in Winnepeg, we go back like recliners. I'm hoping the newly recruited QB Ned Simmons can live up to what he signed up for.
Gangsta Wit it' vs Redmond's Imposters
You can paint Gangsta Wit it as a villain, watch them autograph their work. QB "Robo Jock QB 11" have this screw face like he just drop a newborn on the floor- boldtroll has to be extra excited about this season. This team is heavy invested into QB's and HB's but it's finally starting to pay off. Even though I can't crown them as a play-off contender just yet, I like where they are headed.
1995 Nebraska Cornhuskers vs Eastern European Alliance
I like EEA because they know who they are. The shit we brag about don't mean shit to the Alliance. I just can't help to see where Eastern was Compared to where they at now, they appear to digress this season.
Nebraska Championship is something to be admired. If looks can kill- HB Damen Benning would of been incarcerated. I don't see the Cornhuskers scared of anyone but they are terrified of themselves.
No way EEA will be able to defeat the defending champs.
The Stunners are a prideful bunch who are more likely to be caught punching kittens before making losing acceptable. The recent ladder game had a sting to it.
On the other side of the story
Originally posted by derek1222
Fired OC... Been wanting to but he came highly recommended from some people. Just flat out couldn't get it done.
The shift blaming rant went on for awhile, but makes no difference to Minnesota- You could of hired Corndog as your headcoach and it wouldn't be enough. By the time you view the box score, You'd of sworn we hated you guys, but trust me when I say this is strictly business and we take no such pleasure from it
True Story after you play us, you start hearing voices
Pittsburgh Titans vs LUELinks LUEshis
LUELinks are kicking off the season with an exploding offense. QB "im a virgin"- We all know him as Smitty Rasmussen, but regardless of the name....well, uhm if you're not trying to be the best, then what the hell you're here for?
I been a fan of this QB because you can hear his stomach grumbling- He's starving like no other to be the greatest QB in Adams.
It also help to have a Wide out like Alexander Thomas who don't know how to behave. He's all over the place and I mean that in the highest regard possible. His play is fucking retarded, don't be offended- that's what everyone else claim it to be. He lead the League in End Zone TD. Damn Prime Time signature move, I call it Cataract Arrest. He dips through his route and came up with spectacular catches.
Once that defense can keep up with the stars offensively, this team can be poison to Beta Division.
LaPaz Challengers vs Rare Breed Rookies
Some Say life is a Jungle but QB Peter Venkman treat GLB like a Casino. Field General, Scrambler, and Solid Frame etiquette speaks volume of his nature. I get it....It's a pain in the ass trying to gameplan for this Tasmanian Devil but if you fail to meet this requirement, he alone will tear you a new one. Rare Breed man I wish I could explain to you in words but put this in your back pocket, Sir Peter will have you puking up all of your insides. LaPaz Defense can be suffocating at times, imagine inside an old Jamaican house where they just cut the fans off.
They'll fuck you, wake up the next morning with you, break up with you and won't even feed you breakfast
Pawnee Goddesses vs Winnipeg Wrath
I followed Pawnee Goddesses and they been nothing short of sensational for the past two seasons. I'm unfamiliar with this limp they have going on. I know alot of things about GLB but the Goddesses sucking dicks for chips isn't one of them. Feels like Pawnee choose to fuck without a rubber because they are taking insane chances of rolling the dice with no protection.
However I develop amnesia when it comes to conversations about the Wrath. I refuse to lose interest in Winnepeg, we go back like recliners. I'm hoping the newly recruited QB Ned Simmons can live up to what he signed up for.
Gangsta Wit it' vs Redmond's Imposters
You can paint Gangsta Wit it as a villain, watch them autograph their work. QB "Robo Jock QB 11" have this screw face like he just drop a newborn on the floor- boldtroll has to be extra excited about this season. This team is heavy invested into QB's and HB's but it's finally starting to pay off. Even though I can't crown them as a play-off contender just yet, I like where they are headed.
1995 Nebraska Cornhuskers vs Eastern European Alliance
I like EEA because they know who they are. The shit we brag about don't mean shit to the Alliance. I just can't help to see where Eastern was Compared to where they at now, they appear to digress this season.
Nebraska Championship is something to be admired. If looks can kill- HB Damen Benning would of been incarcerated. I don't see the Cornhuskers scared of anyone but they are terrified of themselves.
No way EEA will be able to defeat the defending champs.
Edited by Maddencoach on Jul 19, 2014 05:00:04
