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The Final Home stretch
Originally posted by Otega
I have to constantly remind myself that this is a sim and that what works in RL doesn't necessarily work in sim environments.
(0-11) Montreal Blue Knights vs (4-7) Gangsta Wit it'
It's feel like forever since the last time anyone can remember Montreal being any good. I guess there's some truth when people say you can't beat up anyone who refuse to quit. The Blue Knights should of went inactive 2 seasons ago but yet he logs on every day hoping answers will one day fall on his lap. Gangsta had a shitty start to the season but now looking to lock up 3 wins in a row.
(1-10) Canton Bulldogs vs (6-5) LaPaz Challengers
The Bulldogs minus well roll over and Play dead. LaPaz will not put up 80 pts as that first meeting was dramatically over exaggerated. It wouldn't be shocking at all if this game becomes as Boring as Micheal Vick watching the Westminster Kennel Club. The Challengers will win without a fight.
(11-0) Minnesota Stunners vs (8-3) LUELinks LUEshis
The time is now or never for LUELinks. Play-off Birth on the line- LUEshis is currently sitting on a 6 game League win streak, Pitch 3 shutouts, and 3 games where they rack up 48 pts or more in that span. QB Smitty Rasmussen have completed more passes than any other QB in Adams. Much credit has to go to Tight End Free Aaron Hernandez who will drop more passes than you might remember, but he will also pull in contested balls and make spectacular catches look easy. Whenever you have the Stunners as your next match-up, the average person would be shitting bricks. You need nerves of steel to create an offense that can put up more than a pair of TD's because that is the most they've allowed so far by any one team for 2 seasons. And the O is just as upgraded- Last season Minnesota offense was ridiculously good but this season they are a bloody nightmare.
(7-4) HOLY GUACAMOLE! vs (3-8) DA BORG !
I can't just throw Sugar on a shit sandwich and say bon appetit- The Strength of Alpha Division and Holy died about the same time. DA BORG are absent of an offense and I wish I had a big enough suitcase to hand them so they can pack up that garbage defense. Long story short, just a Division full of below average teams.
(5-6) Winnipeg Wrath vs (10-1) 1995 Nebraska Cornhuskers
The Wrath need to man up and Take this ass kicking that is coming their way.
Originally posted by vipermaw82
you couldnt stop the penetration... hopefully you guys lubed up to ease the pain
Originally posted by glwarriors
I get it - Winnipeg really hasn't done anything to convince you otherwise.
After Nebraska wins this game, they will be in full relax mode for the rest of the regular season. The Cornhuskers are impregnable until the post season.
(2-9) Redmond's Imposters vs (9-2) Eastern European Alliance
I asked EEA how do they plead for the Murder of Redmonds Imposters? The Hottest WR in the league "Johnny Football" replies "No Contest"
17 catches and 0 drops in the last 2 games. Johhny Football showcase the quickness and explosive ability to separate from defenders and threaten the defense. He knows how to get in and out of his routes like no other wide out regardless if he is needed to hug the sideline or levitate over the middle. This Kid is just a pure Sim God given gift to any GLB Quarterback.
The Final Home stretch
Originally posted by Otega
I have to constantly remind myself that this is a sim and that what works in RL doesn't necessarily work in sim environments.
(0-11) Montreal Blue Knights vs (4-7) Gangsta Wit it'
It's feel like forever since the last time anyone can remember Montreal being any good. I guess there's some truth when people say you can't beat up anyone who refuse to quit. The Blue Knights should of went inactive 2 seasons ago but yet he logs on every day hoping answers will one day fall on his lap. Gangsta had a shitty start to the season but now looking to lock up 3 wins in a row.
(1-10) Canton Bulldogs vs (6-5) LaPaz Challengers
The Bulldogs minus well roll over and Play dead. LaPaz will not put up 80 pts as that first meeting was dramatically over exaggerated. It wouldn't be shocking at all if this game becomes as Boring as Micheal Vick watching the Westminster Kennel Club. The Challengers will win without a fight.
(11-0) Minnesota Stunners vs (8-3) LUELinks LUEshis
The time is now or never for LUELinks. Play-off Birth on the line- LUEshis is currently sitting on a 6 game League win streak, Pitch 3 shutouts, and 3 games where they rack up 48 pts or more in that span. QB Smitty Rasmussen have completed more passes than any other QB in Adams. Much credit has to go to Tight End Free Aaron Hernandez who will drop more passes than you might remember, but he will also pull in contested balls and make spectacular catches look easy. Whenever you have the Stunners as your next match-up, the average person would be shitting bricks. You need nerves of steel to create an offense that can put up more than a pair of TD's because that is the most they've allowed so far by any one team for 2 seasons. And the O is just as upgraded- Last season Minnesota offense was ridiculously good but this season they are a bloody nightmare.
(7-4) HOLY GUACAMOLE! vs (3-8) DA BORG !
I can't just throw Sugar on a shit sandwich and say bon appetit- The Strength of Alpha Division and Holy died about the same time. DA BORG are absent of an offense and I wish I had a big enough suitcase to hand them so they can pack up that garbage defense. Long story short, just a Division full of below average teams.
(5-6) Winnipeg Wrath vs (10-1) 1995 Nebraska Cornhuskers
The Wrath need to man up and Take this ass kicking that is coming their way.
Originally posted by vipermaw82
you couldnt stop the penetration... hopefully you guys lubed up to ease the pain
Originally posted by glwarriors
I get it - Winnipeg really hasn't done anything to convince you otherwise.
After Nebraska wins this game, they will be in full relax mode for the rest of the regular season. The Cornhuskers are impregnable until the post season.
(2-9) Redmond's Imposters vs (9-2) Eastern European Alliance
I asked EEA how do they plead for the Murder of Redmonds Imposters? The Hottest WR in the league "Johnny Football" replies "No Contest"
17 catches and 0 drops in the last 2 games. Johhny Football showcase the quickness and explosive ability to separate from defenders and threaten the defense. He knows how to get in and out of his routes like no other wide out regardless if he is needed to hug the sideline or levitate over the middle. This Kid is just a pure Sim God given gift to any GLB Quarterback.
