Screw him and screw his ratings. I print his ratings every week and then wipe my butt with them, as needed. They're worthless. I can't stand it anymore, so here are my completely biased ratings for Week 10:
The conference is beginning to stratify itself into 2 tiers:
Tier 1: Portland
Tier 2: Everyone Else
1.Portland Hitmen- They are playing a dominating style of football that will surely sweep them to the championship. They are undefeated except for losses to New Brunswick, Oakland and Waco. They thrashed the #1 Great Plains team, so it makes sense that they are the new #1 team.
2. Great Plains Reapers- They’re a good team that has won the games they’re supposed to.
3. Waco Davidians- Undefeated because Portland was looking ahead to playing Great Plains. The Davidians squeaked by and picked up a fluke victory.
4. New Brunswick n00bs- I like the sound “n00bs”. Plus they have some numbers in their name, not all letters. Very creative. Plus they rhyme with “boobs”. I like boobs.
5. Oakland Wizards- Picked up a win against the Hitmen because Portland was looking ahead to playing Hartford.
6. Las Vegas Stunners- What can you say about the Stunners? I don’t know.
7. Buffalo Rangers- I like buffalo wings.
8.Dallas Red Raiders- Dallas is an excellent team and I’m sure they will do well in the playoffs.
9. Lone Star Bats – Grand Haven wasn’t good enough to make my top 16 list, so I had to replace them with Lone Star from the Eastern Conference. The Bats have won 4 in a row.
10. Scottsdale Sun Demons- It’s too hot in Scottsdale.
11. Miami Cyclones- Cyclones are from Asia. Miami has hurricanes, instead, but lately Louisiana has better ones.
12. Hartford Hellhounds- There are no hellhounds in Hartford. That’s stupid.
13. RGB/Carolina – Combined, they snag the #13 spot.
14.Louisville Baby Kittens- This is one of my other teams from the BBB#7 League. They’re so good they transcend the boundaries of cyberspace.
15.Spicewood Longhorns- Texas beat my Sundevils in the Holiday Bowl, so screw you, Spicewood. If you don’t like it, make your own poll!
16. Eisenhower Middle School Chess Club, aka Silverymoon- They’re lucky they don’t play Waco and Great Plains every week. Somehow they’ve picked up enough wins that they won’t be relegated downward. I say that if by some stroke of luck, they make the playoffs, everyone should forfeit against them just so we only have to put up with them for one year. I think we’re all just a little gayer for them being here. I’ve had to purchase some UFC DVDs and several midget hookers to offset their effects on me.
The conference is beginning to stratify itself into 2 tiers:
Tier 1: Portland
Tier 2: Everyone Else
1.Portland Hitmen- They are playing a dominating style of football that will surely sweep them to the championship. They are undefeated except for losses to New Brunswick, Oakland and Waco. They thrashed the #1 Great Plains team, so it makes sense that they are the new #1 team.
2. Great Plains Reapers- They’re a good team that has won the games they’re supposed to.
3. Waco Davidians- Undefeated because Portland was looking ahead to playing Great Plains. The Davidians squeaked by and picked up a fluke victory.
4. New Brunswick n00bs- I like the sound “n00bs”. Plus they have some numbers in their name, not all letters. Very creative. Plus they rhyme with “boobs”. I like boobs.
5. Oakland Wizards- Picked up a win against the Hitmen because Portland was looking ahead to playing Hartford.
6. Las Vegas Stunners- What can you say about the Stunners? I don’t know.
7. Buffalo Rangers- I like buffalo wings.
8.Dallas Red Raiders- Dallas is an excellent team and I’m sure they will do well in the playoffs.
9. Lone Star Bats – Grand Haven wasn’t good enough to make my top 16 list, so I had to replace them with Lone Star from the Eastern Conference. The Bats have won 4 in a row.
10. Scottsdale Sun Demons- It’s too hot in Scottsdale.
11. Miami Cyclones- Cyclones are from Asia. Miami has hurricanes, instead, but lately Louisiana has better ones.
12. Hartford Hellhounds- There are no hellhounds in Hartford. That’s stupid.
13. RGB/Carolina – Combined, they snag the #13 spot.
14.Louisville Baby Kittens- This is one of my other teams from the BBB#7 League. They’re so good they transcend the boundaries of cyberspace.
15.Spicewood Longhorns- Texas beat my Sundevils in the Holiday Bowl, so screw you, Spicewood. If you don’t like it, make your own poll!
16. Eisenhower Middle School Chess Club, aka Silverymoon- They’re lucky they don’t play Waco and Great Plains every week. Somehow they’ve picked up enough wins that they won’t be relegated downward. I say that if by some stroke of luck, they make the playoffs, everyone should forfeit against them just so we only have to put up with them for one year. I think we’re all just a little gayer for them being here. I’ve had to purchase some UFC DVDs and several midget hookers to offset their effects on me.
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