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Originally posted by Duo

I fucking hate this game


(0-9) Montreal Blue Knights vs (6-3) HOLY GUACAMOLE!

Holy was in complete turmoil and were set to hand their play-off position over to LaPaz, but a much needed win last league game place them right back in the driver seat. With Montreal on pace for the imperfect season, HB Dante Gale should have no trouble carrying the load and ensure Guac remain at the top of the division.



(8-1) Eastern European Alliance vs (8-1) 1995 Nebraska Cornhuskers

Yes, rub those hands together because it doesn't get any better than this. Both squads will be looking to establish their staying power in the top 5 so getting a great league match is just icing on the cake. Running, running and more running: That's what you can expect from Nebraska HB Ahman Green and his trusty side kick HB Damen Benning. If EEA is ever going to earn a title, they'll have to face and conquer its biggest demon: beating a Monstrous physical opponent. EEA's QB Ernest P. Worrell matured right before our eyes this season. He's more patient and poised in the pocket and has a rifle for an arm. On top of all of this, we get to see two different style of dynamic defense to curve our appetite. I want to do something I never do but it must be done. I would like to wish both camps good luck and Bless the sim God for this match-up.



(9-0) Minnesota Stunners vs (6-3) LaPaz Challengers

So we finally meet. I been talking shit about LaPaz all season long. Now they have the perfect opportunity to shut me the fuck up. Little did they know, the stunners are not aiming to play football..Oh no no no. We are coming to destroy the Gonorrhea from that Pussy offense and turn your defense into astronomers as they study how super stars operate. I deserve a few down votes for that



(6-3) LUELinks LUEshis vs (1-8) Canton Bulldogs

A bye week for LUELinks where they get to use the Bulldogs as practice dummies to do whatever they like. QB Smitty Rasmussen can afford to just kick his feet up. Who ever is the Defensive coordinator there for LUEshis has done a hell of a job with the program.



(4-5) Winnipeg Wrath vs (3-6) DA BORG !

The Wrath will not make the play-off this season but I think there is still some fight left in them to finish the season strong. If the team does reset, there will be a number of bids from top teams to acquire the service of players like LB Maximus Morpheous, WR Take the top Off the Defense, and QB Straight Cash Homie. The Borg is on a mini streak and a win here could push them into the top 50.



(1-8) Redmond's Imposters vs (2-7) Gangsta Wit it'

Not much to talk about here. Both teams are struggling like a fat chick trying to squeeze into some skinny jeans. I pick Gangsta Wit it' to win this game.

You always crack me up. I like how you used Duo's quote as your intro and the mental image of a fat chick trying to fit into skinny jeans fits the definition of struggling

Most accurate and relevant topic intro of all time.

GG EEA i did NOT see that coming

Originally posted by vipermaw82
GG EEA i did NOT see that coming

You're a bad liar lol

TBH watch that Edge blitz so much, i banked you were still going to edge rush me even though im an inside rushing team. your offense found its groove in the 4th

dont edge blitz... i cant type

Once you let Nebraska get rolling, they become incredibly hard to slow down. I think if EEA would of put more defenders in the box, the outcome would of been much different. I still would of had the Cornhuskers winning but a much tighter game.

i agree with that last part, it would have been a toss up

Maybe, I dunno. I contemplated changing the D last night, but decided at the last minute not too. Not enough time, and honestly, I have a hard time fully committing to the box. I also watched a little bit of Nebs last few games and was thinking they would go outside on me.

Offense wise, I just shouldn't have changed what I did. I keep wanting to run more, cause I see holes in defenses that make sense IRL, but I have to constantly remind myself that this is a sim and that what works in RL doesn't necessarily work in sim environments.

Originally posted by Otega
Offense wise, I just shouldn't have changed what I did. I keep wanting to run more, cause I see holes in defenses that make sense IRL, but I have to constantly remind myself that this is a sim and that what works in RL doesn't necessarily work in sim environments.



Realest post ever

Originally posted by Otega
Maybe, I dunno. I contemplated changing the D last night, but decided at the last minute not too. Not enough time, and honestly, I have a hard time fully committing to the box. I also watched a little bit of Nebs last few games and was thinking they would go outside on me.

Offense wise, I just shouldn't have changed what I did. I keep wanting to run more, cause I see holes in defenses that make sense IRL, but I have to constantly remind myself that this is a sim and that what works in RL doesn't necessarily work in sim environments.



i was nervous running the MO just in case you ran the toss on me (would have been disasterous) but with as much as you pass i had to risk it to get pressure

im the shitty defensive coordinator btw

(and shitty offensive coordinator)

which makes it worse when I spend time doing tactics and have th ai screw me

long story short: I fucking hate this game

Originally posted by Duo
im the shitty defensive coordinator btw

(and shitty offensive coordinator)

which makes it worse when I spend time doing tactics and have th ai screw me

long story short: I fucking hate this game

I been hating this game for almost 6 years now.