Warrior General Games

"... sometimes when I'm alone I... sit on my hand and... wait till it gets numb and masturbate. They call that: The Stranger-"





(4-1) Eastern European Alliance vs (2-3) Winnipeg Wrath

A must watch game
You need to be very careful when dealing with the Wrath. Last season when they had a rough start, they went on to win 7 in a row. Even after all that is said, I have trust issue with Winnipeg. How can a trust this girl I kidnap if she keeps running away every time I un-tie her. Winnipeg is the same whenever I pick them. Meanwhile EEA are staking their claim for a play-off birth. The screaming- now spoiled fans on the Alliance and chanting "MVP" every time WR Johnny Football steps on the field. The biggest deep threat the league has ever seen. If you have a good quarterback and a solid defense you're basically guaranteed at least 9 wins with this dude alone.
This match-up should be very interesting.



(5-0) Minnesota Stunners vs (1-4) DA BORG !

DA Borg are quickly learning being in Adam's League is the equivalent to getting wasted drunk and trying to piss straight. You're literally in a shoot out every game and every other game you're right back to the drawing board. The "Thunder and Lightning" tandem is nice like so many other great running team but brace yourself for Earth, Wind and Fire. This Three headed monster is the very best in the business. There will be no stopping any of these elements. HB Herc Raato, Jimbo Jumpback and Slick Peter will haunt you in your deepest nightmare.



(5-0) 1995 Nebraska Cornhuskers vs (1-4) Canton Bulldogs

Congrats to Canton getting their first win in Adam League and now I feel I must apologize for what awaits you when you face off with one of the most deadliest team in the sophomore rankings. I would say Nebraska is the league’s most complete team in all facet of the game. I call that Defense needle-dick. Not because it's small, but because it can fuck like a sewing machine. Cornhuskers just have too much talent on the roster from top to bottom.


(2-3) LUELinks LUEshis vs (5-0) HOLY GUACAMOLE!

You may look at LUEshis record and think you earned yourself a cake game but nothing can be further from the truth. LUElinks is no push over and as a matter of fact they pride themselves on bringing it to you every game. TE Free Aaron Hernandez is built like the new breed of tight end. Too fast for linebackers. Too strong for cornerbacks and safeties. his length, soft hands, and often picks up yards that don't look available make him a dangerous receiving weapon in the ever-expanding passing attacks provoke by QB Smitty Rasmussen. Guacamole are not a bit intimidated because they carry the leagues best defense and a tag team duo of running backs that eat pussies for breakfast.



(0-5) Redmond's Imposters vs (0-5) Montreal Blue Knights

I am actually shock and rather impress both teams owners are still active! I am pulling for Redmond's team because I think the owner there is a pretty cool dude but Montreal Blue Knights will win their first game just because of the chemistry advantage.



(1-4) Gangsta Wit it' vs (4-1) LaPaz Challengers

The 2nd game I am look forward to watching.
The cheese is over which allows Gangsta Wit it' to possibly pull off the biggest upset of the season against a contender- although some would argue LaPaz is a shell of themselves without the use of their crutch a.k.a "GL QB roll out play". I would cum on myself if Gangsta can get themselves a win. The team is battle tested and I can't seem to shake the feeling that they are plotting to break some hearts along the way. The Challengers defense can't be taken lightly.

These should go in the Hall of Fame for most entertaining write ups in all GLB!

love it!

Who gives the Madden a thumbs down?

Speak up so we can publicly vilify you.

and fyi vilify is not good thing

i just had time to actually read this... it about sums it up

Well I think Winnipeg is pretty much screwed. With the sim changes we can't run the ball, and obviously we can't survive on our passing game. May be time to hit the reset button.

Originally posted by glwarriors
Well I think Winnipeg is pretty much screwed. With the sim changes we can't run the ball, and obviously we can't survive on our passing game. May be time to hit the reset button.

your 2-3 and play in the toughest division on Sophomore dont pump that button yet

BERRINGER RECORDS FIRST WIN WITH IMPOSTERS WHOOT WHOOT!

Originally posted by vipermaw82
your 2-3 and play in the toughest division on Sophomore dont pump that button yet


Well it's just funny to me that they made those changes to try and fix the OP running plays - plays that I never spammed - and the by product did a number on my offenses in general. I will keep trying to figure it out but so far not having much luck. Our balanced build philosophy is not going to fly now.

Originally posted by glwarriors
Well it's just funny to me that they made those changes to try and fix the OP running plays - plays that I never spammed - and the by product did a number on my offenses in general. I will keep trying to figure it out but so far not having much luck. Our balanced build philosophy is not going to fly now.

your offensive gameplan is just going to have to be spot on, it would appear as though they toned down the passing game a bit too. so a lot of teams are in the same boat.

One thing I find hilarious is that SCH got sacked 19 times in that game, but if you look at the blocking stats there were zero sacks allowed awarded. I realize those sacks probably came from LB's and DB's but that still cracks me up.

Guess blitzing will be the next hotness for Bort and Corndog to nerf.

Originally posted by glwarriors
One thing I find hilarious is that SCH got sacked 19 times in that game, but if you look at the blocking stats there were zero sacks allowed awarded. I realize those sacks probably came from LB's and DB's but that still cracks me up.

Guess blitzing will be the next hotness for Bort and Corndog to nerf.

as bad as it sound for this level, this is probably as close to real as they should be. if you send more than they have blocking someone is always coming free. perhaps they made it too easy to get speed points for LB and Dline. They forgot to let player size offset the speed and such.

GG La Paz

We had our chances, but my anti-cheese button was not quite enough as your Defense dominated our O-line.

Originally posted by boldtroll
GG La Paz

We had our chances, but my anti-cheese button was not quite enough as your Defense dominated our O-line.

remember cheese is mold it continues to grow, so with every great stop it slowly grows on you

GG Holy! Love defensive struggles

Hernandez must have forgot that the only place you drop something is in the shower, not on the field

Some very good games. Nice win LUELinks
Did not see that coming. A very happy Friday for you guys

Now that's how you kick off a weekend!!!