"There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch."-
(3-1) Yorick's QB Goal Line Sweeps Jr vs (2-2) Winnipeg Wrath
Not much to talk about here since Yorick's QB Goal Line Sweeps Jr find themselves where they enjoy fighting fire with fire, I see so much more in this team then some cheesy lazy offense. I am not giving up on them because their defense have proven over and over they belong in the Adam league but lack honor on the offensive side. I am enthused by the "Way Of The Wrath"
LB Tarzan Jones continues to impress week to week. The Kind of guy that can get under your pads and cause damage. Winnipeg defense shifts a lot and I believe Jones benefited much by this style of play. One guy to keep an eye on is HB Jordan Wynn. A diamond in the rough, so humble but he can't fool me, he must be a mutant the way he's beast'ing! I would love to see this game played straight up. No one in this league wants to see Yorick's QB Goal Line Sweeps Jr vs Winnepeg Wrath. Don't copy the playing style of any one team. Remember to steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. We are pulling for a LaPaz vs Wrath as this kind of match up comes only once a season.
(0-4) Canton Bulldogs vs (0-4) Montreal Blue Knights
Some good news and Bad news. The bad news is one team falls to 0-5, but the good news is one team wins their first game of the season. Which any win in Adam league deserves an ice cold beer. I still have this gut feeling Montreal is more unsure of themselves than a blind lesbian at a fish market. - Drink this all in, I believe Canton Bulldogs wins their first game.
(4-0) HOLY GUACAMOLE! vs (0-4) Redmond's Imposters
Does it bother anyone else that Redmond still haven't fix the miss spelling in their team name? Despite them being undefeated in ladder games, Redmonds are win less in league competition. Holy's "OT Ernest Hemingway" has great leverage and strength. Every defensive line knows to come with plenty Maple syrup. His grip is probably one of the strongest you've ever felt. GUACAMOLE defense is still crazy good and everyone has a plan until you get punch in the mouth by LB Laquatious Shariff and LB Chase Locke wants your offense to stay pinned down like he's throwing knives.
HB Dante Gale still remains the key to the offense. They knew they had something special since day one of his first league game in season 3 where he recorded 165 yards on the ground. What do you do with a player like that? Well you just pray and pray a whole lot.
Such a violent runner, you won't like him when he's ANGRY!
(1-3) DA BORG ! vs (3-1) Eastern European Alliance
The Borg just doesn't seem like the same team that played in a championship game last season and almost won going against a top 10 team in the entire class. Everyone credits DA BORG "WR Luis Suarez" for being one of the most Dynamic Wr in the league and he refuse to be denied. I assume EEA "QB Ernest P. Worrell" loves Franklin D. Roosevelt more than his own mother, the way they he drops dimes all day.
The best players are always the ones who can make the players around their team better. He has a great sense of chaos if you will and EEA is already looking better than ever where last season they would be closer to 2-3 than 4-1 record. You all been warned that they are a walking dagger in the heart.
(1-3) Gangsta Wit it' vs (4-0) Minnesota Stunners
Gangsta are quickly building respect due to their sensational defense. Even with a sub par record, they are recognize to being able to go toe to toe with the best of them. However the Stunners are design with the perfect team mentality. 7-0 when you combine Ladder and League games. Watching the Stunners play up close is like being hypnotize to a big breasted cheerleader with an angelic face jump roping with no panties on. It's the greatest show on Turf. The morning of the game, you may feel a slight sting. That’s pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps. Let's keep it Gangsta.
p.s I admire Gangsta Wit it' and what it represents, slowly becoming a fan
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(4-0) 1995 Nebraska Cornhuskers vs (2-2) LUELinks LUEshis
The Cornhuskers has to be more More excited than a baby at a titty bar. No team have even came close to knocking them off of their rightfully gained pedestal. Nebraska is on a campaign for supreme Defense with extra emphasis on their defensive line and most nightmarish offense to face off. QB Tommy Armstrong JR was not introduce to the team at the start of the season but you can't argue the fact that this was exactly who they needed to fuel this team to the next level and beyond. Duo, the owner of LUELinks must be proud to know his team will die for him, little does he knows this is exactly what he will need them to do. QB Smitty Rasmussen is not ready for this kind of stage. His time will come long after being Dis-mental by DE Grant Wistrom.
(3-1) Yorick's QB Goal Line Sweeps Jr vs (2-2) Winnipeg Wrath
Not much to talk about here since Yorick's QB Goal Line Sweeps Jr find themselves where they enjoy fighting fire with fire, I see so much more in this team then some cheesy lazy offense. I am not giving up on them because their defense have proven over and over they belong in the Adam league but lack honor on the offensive side. I am enthused by the "Way Of The Wrath"
LB Tarzan Jones continues to impress week to week. The Kind of guy that can get under your pads and cause damage. Winnipeg defense shifts a lot and I believe Jones benefited much by this style of play. One guy to keep an eye on is HB Jordan Wynn. A diamond in the rough, so humble but he can't fool me, he must be a mutant the way he's beast'ing! I would love to see this game played straight up. No one in this league wants to see Yorick's QB Goal Line Sweeps Jr vs Winnepeg Wrath. Don't copy the playing style of any one team. Remember to steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. We are pulling for a LaPaz vs Wrath as this kind of match up comes only once a season.
(0-4) Canton Bulldogs vs (0-4) Montreal Blue Knights
Some good news and Bad news. The bad news is one team falls to 0-5, but the good news is one team wins their first game of the season. Which any win in Adam league deserves an ice cold beer. I still have this gut feeling Montreal is more unsure of themselves than a blind lesbian at a fish market. - Drink this all in, I believe Canton Bulldogs wins their first game.
(4-0) HOLY GUACAMOLE! vs (0-4) Redmond's Imposters
Does it bother anyone else that Redmond still haven't fix the miss spelling in their team name? Despite them being undefeated in ladder games, Redmonds are win less in league competition. Holy's "OT Ernest Hemingway" has great leverage and strength. Every defensive line knows to come with plenty Maple syrup. His grip is probably one of the strongest you've ever felt. GUACAMOLE defense is still crazy good and everyone has a plan until you get punch in the mouth by LB Laquatious Shariff and LB Chase Locke wants your offense to stay pinned down like he's throwing knives.
HB Dante Gale still remains the key to the offense. They knew they had something special since day one of his first league game in season 3 where he recorded 165 yards on the ground. What do you do with a player like that? Well you just pray and pray a whole lot.
Such a violent runner, you won't like him when he's ANGRY!
(1-3) DA BORG ! vs (3-1) Eastern European Alliance
The Borg just doesn't seem like the same team that played in a championship game last season and almost won going against a top 10 team in the entire class. Everyone credits DA BORG "WR Luis Suarez" for being one of the most Dynamic Wr in the league and he refuse to be denied. I assume EEA "QB Ernest P. Worrell" loves Franklin D. Roosevelt more than his own mother, the way they he drops dimes all day.
The best players are always the ones who can make the players around their team better. He has a great sense of chaos if you will and EEA is already looking better than ever where last season they would be closer to 2-3 than 4-1 record. You all been warned that they are a walking dagger in the heart.
(1-3) Gangsta Wit it' vs (4-0) Minnesota Stunners
Gangsta are quickly building respect due to their sensational defense. Even with a sub par record, they are recognize to being able to go toe to toe with the best of them. However the Stunners are design with the perfect team mentality. 7-0 when you combine Ladder and League games. Watching the Stunners play up close is like being hypnotize to a big breasted cheerleader with an angelic face jump roping with no panties on. It's the greatest show on Turf. The morning of the game, you may feel a slight sting. That’s pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps. Let's keep it Gangsta.
p.s I admire Gangsta Wit it' and what it represents, slowly becoming a fan
.(4-0) 1995 Nebraska Cornhuskers vs (2-2) LUELinks LUEshis
The Cornhuskers has to be more More excited than a baby at a titty bar. No team have even came close to knocking them off of their rightfully gained pedestal. Nebraska is on a campaign for supreme Defense with extra emphasis on their defensive line and most nightmarish offense to face off. QB Tommy Armstrong JR was not introduce to the team at the start of the season but you can't argue the fact that this was exactly who they needed to fuel this team to the next level and beyond. Duo, the owner of LUELinks must be proud to know his team will die for him, little does he knows this is exactly what he will need them to do. QB Smitty Rasmussen is not ready for this kind of stage. His time will come long after being Dis-mental by DE Grant Wistrom.
