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Donqueodie
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In a powerful move, Helmand owner as convinced former Jebs oblong ball club owner avgbrad to GM the team. The Pansies were a strong team last season with a turnover problem and with that move look poised to make a playoff run.

They're previous top offseason move was picking up debatable league MVP Taylor Swift, who's 0 fumbles last season in league games looked to fix a gaping hole.

Unfortunately only an hour after signing an unguarenteed contract with the Helmand Owner, the teams new GM and leagues first Amish/Mennonite GM cut the former teeny-bopper singer in favor of 3 Amish/Mennonite RBs from the former team.

I see good things in Helmands future, fear the Pansies with the possibly bigot minded GM boasting a winning track record. However I potentially see a running back regretting quiting her day job and looking for another singing gig.

Sign Taylot Swift! Somebody in this Osprey league, the greatest league in the game!
 
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LOL great recruitment post ftw.
 
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i'm kind of a jerk

apologies, but we have a strict no bathing and leg shaving policy that taylor obviously couldn't follow

 
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Success! Signed with Detroit as third string RB with lots to prove. Hopefully the chemistry problem won't be too bad.

Circling the Helmand matchup on the calendar. Time to hit the weights for 1 day of offseason.
 
michael136
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hey we are glad to have you onboard and hell, it will be a morale boost to the team...just think of the after game showers. oh and shaving the legs is mandatory!
 
Stobie
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Originally posted by michael136
hey we are glad to have you onboard and hell, it will be a morale boost to the team...just think of the after game showers. oh and shaving the legs is mandatory!


For her or you? It would explain alot tbh.
 
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oh its mutual.
 
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http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay/56818/3781238

welcome to Detroit Taylor, its only fitting your first touchdown in the Green and Black comes against the team that shall remain nameless.
 
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Originally posted by michael136
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay/56818/3781238

welcome to Detroit Taylor, its only fitting your first touchdown in the Green and Black comes against the team that shall remain nameless.


Also his first fumble against a league opponent!
 
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shuddup
 
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this is epic
 
Donqueodie
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haha, I hope the Chemistry doesn't cause too many fumbles in the early games. Maybe she'll ride the bench for a bit
 
michael136
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im not worried about it, but its nice to see detroit having a run game.
 
ahnonamis
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Originally posted by michael136
im not worried about it, but its nice to see detroit having a run game.


Would you say that was an... 8 mile run?
 
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Originally posted by ahnonamis
Would you say that was an... 8 mile run?


 
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