Warrior General Games

For a long time, it gave me nightmares, having to witness an injustice like that. It shows you just how cruel this world can be. I can still hear them taunting him.....
"No you Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids." Why couldn't they just give him some cereal?-



(0-6) Milwaukee Breakers vs (1-5) D.C. Corrupt Politicians
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams/725/729

D.C plays like ass but the breakers play like crap coming out of that ass so even with the Politicians having one of the worst defense in the league, I still like their odds. So no matter how hard D.C attempts to throw this game like they do each week, the "bad news breakers" can match you farts. All fans in attendance will receive complimentary nose clips. DC Corrupt stinks their way to 2-5.



(1-5) Montana Crocodiles vs (1-5) Charlotte Ninjas
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams/726/731

I am going to avoid speaking about how god awful Montana is. I am guessing Charlotte Ninjas are tired of getting their ass kick and finally showing they have a pair. The owner went inactive for awhile and now looking to become the spoiler king. No more freebies. A true under dog story. Kinda like watching the prison bitch fight back. Ninjas Win



(4-1-1) Buffalo Gangstarz vs (3-2-1) Santa Fe Sugar Dwarves
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams/727/734

***Game of the Week***
If the Play-offs could start next week? This would be the game that decides which team gets in.
There is just something about Buffalo. They will bite, kick, scratch, claw for every yard. A very tough team to keep down. Have you ever step on a roach and 2 minutes later, the same bug is limping away battered and bruised but determined to carry out his mission to survive and be a pest. Well this is the challenge that Santa Fe have the pleasure to look forward to. As much as I admire the Dwarves passion to become elite- I am sorry but I would rather have grit, a spit in your mouth nasty defense and QB Marshall Sims over delusional passion any day of the week. Buffalo wins a virgin tight game over Santa Fe.



(5-1) Jersey Goons vs (3-2-1) Winnipeg Wrath
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams/728/735

The Goons are the type of team who shuttle up in an all white van with no windows and ride around your neighborhood with puppies and snow cones in the back. Hide your children because Jersey could give 2 fucks about you. I like this Match up because we been waiting all season to catch a glimpse of what Winnipeg is made of. The Wrath is on a 2 win league streak but unfortunately they have yet defeated a team with a winning record. Goons heavy favorite in this game.



(6-0) Alaska Assassins vs (2-4) Galactic Empire
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams/733/730

My favorite team in the league are the Assassins. Alaska are not my favorite team in the league because they are 6-0.....Correction- Alaska are my favorite team because they are 6-0. How can you not fall in love with a team who build up a rep for ripping your ears off and forcefully stuffing it up your butt-hole so you can hear them kicking your ass. Galactic represents the Beta Division so I am naturally pulling for them but I would have a better chance of getting a nun to jerk me off while watching Miley Cyrus read the bible.



(2-3-1) Copenhagen Vikings vs (6-0) All Madden
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams/736/732

...... All Madden 7-0

I'm tempted to throw this game so you can always have your fantasy of a nun jerking you off while Miley reads you the bible.

I guess picking a team at random and getting on Montana wasn't a very good idea since every week we get killed.

Originally posted by rob4121983
I'm tempted to throw this game so you can always have your fantasy of a nun jerking you off while Miley reads you the bible.

That would be awesome, hopefully the empires can do me a solid and just compete with you guys. Not sure if that defense of yours will even break a sweat.

Yeah they do look like a tough team. Would like to see our HBs try our usual ground and pound.

Edit: When we're down 49-0 we tend to forget rushing.

Originally posted by Maddencoach
How can you not fall in love with a team who build up a rep for ripping your ears off and forcefully stuffing it up your butt-hole so you can hear them kicking your ass.

Jersey is full of posers.

They better come to play.

Here are my Gamma biased predictions. Come on Winnipeg and Santa Fe!


(0-6) Milwaukee Breakers vs (1-5) D.C. Corrupt Politicians

Milwaukee has lost 8 in a row and should stand no chance against a human ran team.
D.C. wins 24-10


(1-5) Montana Crocodiles vs (1-5) Charlotte Ninjas

Ninjas have nowhere to go but up. Only thing left for the Crocs is to establish themselves as the worst team in all rookie leagues, and they aren't that far off.
Ninjas win 23-7



(4-1-1) Buffalo Gangstarz vs (3-2-1) Santa Fe Sugar Dwarves

After Buffalo tied an inactive team and squeaked by the Ninjas I am still waiting for a signature victory. Santa Fe has been on the cusp all season and they beat the teams they are supposed to. I think Santa Fe is the better team and they pull this one out.
Santa Fe wins 10-3

(5-1) Jersey Goons vs (3-2-1) Winnipeg Wrath

The Goons have a good defense which keeps them within range in most games. The Wrath are kind of all over the place and tough to predict, but I think they have the firepower to take down a team like the Goons. They have faced a tough schedule thus far and I think they are ready to get over the hump.
Winnipeg wins 17-13


(6-0) Alaska Assassins vs (2-4) Galactic Empire

The Empire is better than their 4-8 record suggests, but they fall short in this one.
Alaska wins 21-7


(2-3-1) Copenhagen Vikings vs (6-0) All Madden

Funny how this was chosen as the game of the week. Copenhagen is the best of the inactives but are better off staying home for this game.
All Madden wins 52-0

Nice write up +1

GG Goons

Santa Fe Sugar Dwarves and Winnipeg Wrath

Much respect.

Great call Rob

Thank goodness for Copenhagen

Charlotte Ninjas are terrible

Originally posted by Maddencoach
Charlotte Ninjas are terrible

I'm not going to lie, I didn't watch the game. I could think of a million things that would be more enjoyable than that. How the hell did the Ninjas manage to lose to that team? They screwed up my perfect predictions!

Originally posted by Maddencoach
Santa Fe Sugar Dwarves and Winnipeg Wrath

Much respect.

Great call Rob

The Winnepeg vs Goons game was a really good one. Great job Gamma representing! Except for Copenhagen. We don't claim them.