Hey fuckers, I got bored and instead of doing a weekly prediction, I thought I would give my prediction on playoff teams, seeding, and winners. Mind you, I'm dead tired, just got off an 8 hour shift at work, and had myself a joint. Ya that's right, I said joint, I've got my paperwork so you can fuck off on that too. Anyway, here it goes
ALPA DIVISION Winner
Tampa Bay Thunder
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/team/455
This division is full of shit teams and 1 semi decent team. DeeVee8 came in trying make them sound better than they are, but they have only beaten scrub teams, except the try hards over in Minnesota. They have 2 losses in league play so far, and I see 2 more losses coming up to Hollywood and FTDGs. I also see they play at Minnesota later in the season, where they can possibly lose that game as well, putting them with 5 losses. Even with that, they will still win the division, but will be the weakest team in the playoffs.
BETA DIVISION Winner
Fully Torqued Dry Guys
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/team/460
This is by far the toughest division in the league. Since the week 1 loss to the Vampires, FTDGs are rolling. They talk the talk, and walk the walk. A tenacious D and big play offense, it will be hard to stop these guys. They are 6-1 right now, but upcoming games include Eugene, Hollywood, Tampa Bay, and the Vampires. I predict FTDGs win 3 of the 4 tough games remaining on the schedule. Try hards in Hollywood will get their revenge.
GAMMA DIVISION Winner
Eugene Hellhounds
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/team/464
Now, I don't want you all to be fooled by their record, this team is not as their 6-1 record indicates. Yes, they beat Tampa, but I already established Tampa wasn't as good as they thought either. This team will win the division solely on the fact that Orlando's owner is inactive. They are going to have to really show me something in these next 4 games against Hollywood, FTDGs, Vampires, and Minnesota. I'll be honest, I don't see them winning any of those games, maybe against FTDGs because of the shit I'm saying about them now, but I doubt that.
Wildcard Winner
Hollywood Knights
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/team/459
Now here folks, is a team worth writing about. Not only does this team get it done in league play, sitting at 6-1, but have only lost 1 in ladder games as well. (I decided not to include the game where they faced these guys http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/roster/161) They have a S* DT who they hope will have chem by playoff time. They still have a tough upcoming schedule, but I see them losing the last game of the season to the Vampires, and FTDGs winning the tiebreaker. Ya, that's right I said it, the Beta division will have 2 12-2 teams.
Round 1 playoff prediction
1-Fully Torqued Dry Guys
v
4-Hollywood Knights
This game will decide the winner of the league. I'm not going to say the other teams are bad and don't stand a chance, I just spent time doing that and you can read my feelings above. These teams are just well put together, even if FTDGs was on a whim mostly by guys who have no idea what they're doing. Hollywood will win this one, only because I still have no idea what I'm doing on defense.
Winner Hollywood Knights
2-Tampa Bay Thunder
v
3-Eugene Hellhounds
Honestly, if Tampa is any good as they say they are, they should be able to handle the Hellhounds pretty easily. They just need to get their shit together. They may have just lost to Eugene in OT, but that's only because of a great 4th Q comeback. They won't have that sort of luck in the playoffs.
Winner Tampa Bay Thunder
Championship Playoff prediction
Hollywood Knights
v
Tampa Bay Thunder
Like I stated above, winner of the FTDG/Hollywood game will win the league. Why bother doing a summary. I'm tired and spent too much time on this already and it is a mediocre read anyway. but ya, Hollywood wins and shit.
League Champ Hollywood Knights
ALPA DIVISION Winner
Tampa Bay Thunder
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/team/455
This division is full of shit teams and 1 semi decent team. DeeVee8 came in trying make them sound better than they are, but they have only beaten scrub teams, except the try hards over in Minnesota. They have 2 losses in league play so far, and I see 2 more losses coming up to Hollywood and FTDGs. I also see they play at Minnesota later in the season, where they can possibly lose that game as well, putting them with 5 losses. Even with that, they will still win the division, but will be the weakest team in the playoffs.
BETA DIVISION Winner
Fully Torqued Dry Guys
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/team/460
This is by far the toughest division in the league. Since the week 1 loss to the Vampires, FTDGs are rolling. They talk the talk, and walk the walk. A tenacious D and big play offense, it will be hard to stop these guys. They are 6-1 right now, but upcoming games include Eugene, Hollywood, Tampa Bay, and the Vampires. I predict FTDGs win 3 of the 4 tough games remaining on the schedule. Try hards in Hollywood will get their revenge.
GAMMA DIVISION Winner
Eugene Hellhounds
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/team/464
Now, I don't want you all to be fooled by their record, this team is not as their 6-1 record indicates. Yes, they beat Tampa, but I already established Tampa wasn't as good as they thought either. This team will win the division solely on the fact that Orlando's owner is inactive. They are going to have to really show me something in these next 4 games against Hollywood, FTDGs, Vampires, and Minnesota. I'll be honest, I don't see them winning any of those games, maybe against FTDGs because of the shit I'm saying about them now, but I doubt that.
Wildcard Winner
Hollywood Knights
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/team/459
Now here folks, is a team worth writing about. Not only does this team get it done in league play, sitting at 6-1, but have only lost 1 in ladder games as well. (I decided not to include the game where they faced these guys http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/roster/161) They have a S* DT who they hope will have chem by playoff time. They still have a tough upcoming schedule, but I see them losing the last game of the season to the Vampires, and FTDGs winning the tiebreaker. Ya, that's right I said it, the Beta division will have 2 12-2 teams.
Round 1 playoff prediction
1-Fully Torqued Dry Guys
v
4-Hollywood Knights
This game will decide the winner of the league. I'm not going to say the other teams are bad and don't stand a chance, I just spent time doing that and you can read my feelings above. These teams are just well put together, even if FTDGs was on a whim mostly by guys who have no idea what they're doing. Hollywood will win this one, only because I still have no idea what I'm doing on defense.
Winner Hollywood Knights
2-Tampa Bay Thunder
v
3-Eugene Hellhounds
Honestly, if Tampa is any good as they say they are, they should be able to handle the Hellhounds pretty easily. They just need to get their shit together. They may have just lost to Eugene in OT, but that's only because of a great 4th Q comeback. They won't have that sort of luck in the playoffs.
Winner Tampa Bay Thunder
Championship Playoff prediction
Hollywood Knights
v
Tampa Bay Thunder
Like I stated above, winner of the FTDG/Hollywood game will win the league. Why bother doing a summary. I'm tired and spent too much time on this already and it is a mediocre read anyway. but ya, Hollywood wins and shit.
League Champ Hollywood Knights
