Warrior General Games

Tampa Bay Thunder Minnesota Colonels
tampa bay vs minnesota is the first game here. tampa bay is a 2 agent team. who have experence both where a part of the tampa Bay drunks in the tiger league last year. which ended in the top 50. minnesota has the higher rankings. but i believe the experence on tampa will help them lead to a good season
14-10 Tampa Bay Thunder
New Orleans Beavers Houston Whales
2 full cpu teams. probably wont be her next year, you guess is as good as mine
7-3 NEw Orleans
Hollywood Knights Austin Slugs
hollywood has more experenced coaches and a full roster. austin is all cpu.
Hollywood 37-0
Albuquerque Vampires Very Tight Buttholes
this looks like the start of a tight game. both teams have experenced D cords. and both teams have a full roster. ranked very simular. the vampires are suppost to have a bit better D. so i am gonna say they will win even thought this game can go both ways
Vampires 7-0
Eugene Vikings Seattle Piranhas
eugene has plays seattles full cpu/ i don't think seattle will be around next
Eugene 21-0
Orlando Jaguars Chicago Pride
2 more all cpu teams
7-0 orlando
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Like we'll get shut out

cant wait to shell-shock these losers

good write up thx for doing these

I hope we don't lose

I got a vampire stake that'll make yo booty shake.

Tight Buttholes 24-13

Originally posted by OverFiveHundred
I got a vampire stake that'll make yo booty shake.

Tight Buttholes 24-13

I'm almost certain there less than 21 points scored total in this game.

AND I GUARANTEE YOU THAT THERE WILL BE NON-STOP DON'T DROP KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN COS TIGHT BUTTHOLES GONNA POP POP PARTY ACTION FROM THE FIRST SNAP TO THE LAST HURRAH WHEN WE'RE CARRYING OUR MVP OFF THE FIELD SHOOTIN OFF FIREWORKS BECAUSE WE AIN'T BEEN HERE BEFORE BUT WE WILL BE HERE MANY TIMES AFTER.

Do you understand now?

Originally posted by OverFiveHundred
AND I GUARANTEE YOU THAT THERE WILL BE NON-STOP DON'T DROP KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN COS TIGHT BUTTHOLES GONNA POP POP PARTY ACTION FROM THE FIRST SNAP TO THE LAST HURRAH WHEN WE'RE CARRYING OUR MVP OFF THE FIELD SHOOTIN OFF FIREWORKS BECAUSE WE AIN'T BEEN HERE BEFORE BUT WE WILL BE HERE MANY TIMES AFTER.

Do you understand now?



Sorry I don't speak spaz

Wow. So you're resorting to name calling? I'll remember that when we're on the field of battle, my brother.

Originally posted by OverFiveHundred


Do you understand now?



Does anyone understand your rant? You should actually video yourself doing said rant and put it on youtube. This league needs a pantomime villain, and you seem to have taken on that role with consummate ease.

doobas™

Originally posted by OverFiveHundred
AND I GUARANTEE YOU THAT THERE WILL BE NON-STOP DON'T DROP KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN COS TIGHT BUTTHOLES GONNA POP POP PARTY ACTION FROM THE FIRST SNAP TO THE LAST HURRAH WHEN WE'RE CARRYING OUR MVP OFF THE FIELD SHOOTIN OFF FIREWORKS BECAUSE WE AIN'T BEEN HERE BEFORE BUT WE WILL BE HERE MANY TIMES AFTER.

Do you understand now?



Originally posted by Libertines
Sorry I don't speak spaz

Hilarious! Regardless if it doesn't make sense and you shouldn't blow your load all at once... I applause your energy.

I'll blow my load wherever I god damn please and whenever I god damn please, if I wanted to blow my load right now I'd do it, but I'm saving the goodness for after we've slaughtered these fools, because it never feels better than when you've just took on a few 300 lb men and won.

NOW LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED CAUSE I'M JACKED UP ON COKE AND THIS AIN'T NOT JOKE WE'RE ON THE PRIME TIME AND YOU'RE GONNA WHINE AND I'D PUT MY BOTTOM DOLLAR ON IT. NOW SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE SHOW COS THIS IS OUR FIRST RODEO AND WE AREN'T BACKIN' DOWN FOR ANYONE BUT OURSELVES AND YOU CAN TAKE THAT TO THE BANK, YOU DIG?

Originally posted by OverFiveHundred
I'll blow my load wherever I god damn please and whenever I god damn please, if I wanted to blow my load right now I'd do it, but I'm saving the goodness for after we've slaughtered these fools, because it never feels better than when you've just took on a few 300 lb men and won.

NOW LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED CAUSE I'M JACKED UP ON COKE AND THIS AIN'T NOT JOKE WE'RE ON THE PRIME TIME AND YOU'RE GONNA WHINE AND I'D PUT MY BOTTOM DOLLAR ON IT. NOW SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE SHOW COS THIS IS OUR FIRST RODEO AND WE AREN'T BACKIN' DOWN FOR ANYONE BUT OURSELVES AND YOU CAN TAKE THAT TO THE BANK, YOU DIG?

And this is why you don't take crack while you are pregnant