Disclaimer: The viewpoints and predictions stated in the following are by no means a representation of the writer or his thoughts. Seriously......predictions are made by drawing each team's score from an old Gatorade powder can found in the dumpster behind the League office, and the thoughts accompanying them are of the writer's 3 year old niece. Enjoy.....
After 3 weeks of League games, are we starting to see how the divisions will round out? Have we seen a preview of the championship game already, or will a winless team step up as the season goes on? Wait....we have the excitement of our 4th week of League action coming so the who really cares about all that?! Let's take a look at what to expect (or not) in week 4!
Mongolian Horde @ Northwest Storms....The Storms have started the season out as one of the League's better teams. Top 3 in both offense and defense, but coming off a tie with the Cardinals. Does that tie show the Horde enough to be able to give the Storms their first loss? Hey, Spongebob is on! After suffering their own first loss of the season in week 3, the Horde will be looking for redemption....and a win.
Expect this to possibly be the game of the week. But in the end, the Storms with their home field and defensive advantage get the W.
Mongolian Horde 10-3
Black Ice En Fuego @ Portland Cardinals.....The Cardinals are undefeated at 1-0-2. En Fuego is 1-2, with both losses coming against what appear to be 2 of the better teams in the league. Portland leads the League in offense with QB Marcus Brewer slinging the ball all over the field, but so far it hasn't translated into points. If Black Ice can get pressure on the QB, Portland could get their first taste of losing. Cereal tastes good! We expect another close though, with plenty of defensive stops when needed. Portland becomes 1-0-3.....
14-14 TIE
Wolverhampton Warlocks @ Wu Dang Kung Fu Academy....The Warlocks are near the top of the league in both offense and defense. Wu Dang has an all star roster that just hasn't fired on all cylinders yet. I want ice cream! With the lowest scoring offense matching up against the Warlocks' highest scoring offense, the Kung Fu Academy doesn't appear to have much of a chance at gaining their first win this week. But the Kung Fu Academy passes out a few black belts this week, ducks the Warlocks' sword and with a spin kick to the side of the head.......
Wu Dang 17-14
Valsgarde Berserkers @ Naggers With Attitude........The Zombie Apocalypse comes this week as Harriet Tubman, Tupac, and Michael Jackson rise from the grave to lead NWA's offense, while the recently deceased Nelson Mandela anchors the defense. With the top 2 rushing attacks in the league, look for yet another close game. I don't like this ice cream. I want chocolate! With the top rush defense in the league, look for Biggie Smalls and company to win their 2nd game in a row.
Naggers With Attitude 7-0
Hartford Rattlers @ Vermont Jaguars......Hartford is 3-0. Vermont is 0-3. There are good reasons for those 2 facts. Another fact is Barbie likes to be eaten by dogs? Hmm. Will we go over the facts? No.
Hartford wins 255-0
Wait.....we were just told.....apparently, that type of score is not allowed in this game. Hartford 24-0
Tulsa Miners @ Rhode Island Red Wolves.....See above. Another matchup of 3-0 and 0-3 teams. Unlike Vermont, Tulsa does have a full roster, but just can't seem figure out it's offense....or defense. Hey! The dogs ate my Barbie! And my ice cream! Being at the bottom of the league in both categories, and facing the Red Wolves, they don't have much hope for improvement this week. Tulsa doesn't find any comfort in being the league's best 0-4 team.
Rhode Island 21-3
After 3 weeks of League games, are we starting to see how the divisions will round out? Have we seen a preview of the championship game already, or will a winless team step up as the season goes on? Wait....we have the excitement of our 4th week of League action coming so the who really cares about all that?! Let's take a look at what to expect (or not) in week 4!
Mongolian Horde @ Northwest Storms....The Storms have started the season out as one of the League's better teams. Top 3 in both offense and defense, but coming off a tie with the Cardinals. Does that tie show the Horde enough to be able to give the Storms their first loss? Hey, Spongebob is on! After suffering their own first loss of the season in week 3, the Horde will be looking for redemption....and a win.
Expect this to possibly be the game of the week. But in the end, the Storms with their home field and defensive advantage get the W.
Mongolian Horde 10-3
Black Ice En Fuego @ Portland Cardinals.....The Cardinals are undefeated at 1-0-2. En Fuego is 1-2, with both losses coming against what appear to be 2 of the better teams in the league. Portland leads the League in offense with QB Marcus Brewer slinging the ball all over the field, but so far it hasn't translated into points. If Black Ice can get pressure on the QB, Portland could get their first taste of losing. Cereal tastes good! We expect another close though, with plenty of defensive stops when needed. Portland becomes 1-0-3.....
14-14 TIE
Wolverhampton Warlocks @ Wu Dang Kung Fu Academy....The Warlocks are near the top of the league in both offense and defense. Wu Dang has an all star roster that just hasn't fired on all cylinders yet. I want ice cream! With the lowest scoring offense matching up against the Warlocks' highest scoring offense, the Kung Fu Academy doesn't appear to have much of a chance at gaining their first win this week. But the Kung Fu Academy passes out a few black belts this week, ducks the Warlocks' sword and with a spin kick to the side of the head.......
Wu Dang 17-14
Valsgarde Berserkers @ Naggers With Attitude........The Zombie Apocalypse comes this week as Harriet Tubman, Tupac, and Michael Jackson rise from the grave to lead NWA's offense, while the recently deceased Nelson Mandela anchors the defense. With the top 2 rushing attacks in the league, look for yet another close game. I don't like this ice cream. I want chocolate! With the top rush defense in the league, look for Biggie Smalls and company to win their 2nd game in a row.
Naggers With Attitude 7-0
Hartford Rattlers @ Vermont Jaguars......Hartford is 3-0. Vermont is 0-3. There are good reasons for those 2 facts. Another fact is Barbie likes to be eaten by dogs? Hmm. Will we go over the facts? No.
Hartford wins 255-0
Wait.....we were just told.....apparently, that type of score is not allowed in this game. Hartford 24-0
Tulsa Miners @ Rhode Island Red Wolves.....See above. Another matchup of 3-0 and 0-3 teams. Unlike Vermont, Tulsa does have a full roster, but just can't seem figure out it's offense....or defense. Hey! The dogs ate my Barbie! And my ice cream! Being at the bottom of the league in both categories, and facing the Red Wolves, they don't have much hope for improvement this week. Tulsa doesn't find any comfort in being the league's best 0-4 team.
Rhode Island 21-3
