Warrior General Games

I plugged the info (save the "I plugged your mom" jokes, buttfaces, I am NOT reading them) into the mysterious algorithm, and after a few minutes of compulating and stuff, the results were produced...

1 Lost City Midols
2 Queensland Flashers
3 Forbidden City Firecrotch
4 Taipei Pirate Hookers
5 Oklahoma Pee'ers
6 Winona Warriors
7 My Cow Mates (with your mother)
8 Mekong Smelt a Horse
9 Phuket (I totally love pronouncing this phonetically) Vandals
10 Man to lay King Cobras
11 Stucknut Triceratops
12 Chappell Island Trouser Snakes
13 Golden Hill Boners
14 Compton Uniballs
15 Tokyo Black Semens
16 Oakland Ween Machine

looks good, glad to see we are close to cracking the top ten with a ranking of 11 this week.

Originally posted by ...ryan
I plugged the info (save the "I plugged your mom" jokes, buttfaces, I am NOT reading them) into the mysterious algorithm, and after a few minutes of compulating and stuff, the results were produced...

1 Lost City Midols
2 Queensland Flashers
3 Forbidden City Firecrotch
4 Taipei Pirate Hookers
5 Oklahoma Pee'ers
6 Winona Warriors
7 My Cow Mates (with your mother)
8 Mekong Smelt a Horse
9 Phuket (I totally love pronouncing this phonetically) Vandals
10 Man to lay King Cobras
11 Stucknut Triceratops
12 Chappell Island Trouser Snakes
13 Golden Hill Boners
14 Compton Uniballs
15 Tokyo Black Semens
16 Oakland Ween Machine


I am having a very difficult time trying to dissect your mysterious algorithm. Did you take into consideration points against?

Of course not. I pretty much just took the standings, moved us up a spot, and then changed some of the team names in a crass manner. All in all I think it was spot on.

Damn... you are good. ...ryan = teh Google of teh GLB

"bout time the Idols saw the top spot

Probably about right except the Triceratops should be higher.

Originally posted by Porch
Probably about right except the Triceratops should be higher.

+1

Damn, only the Warriors can't get a bitch name.
Probably b/c they had a sweet ass win against the Pee'ers.
We're Comin!
On a side note... just thought ya'll might want to see Rick Blaine's latest post to his team.
This is to his TEAMMATES mind you.
But I am his agent and he does show me the money.

2 Sacks, 3 Hurries and NINE tackles for losses? And our OLine DIDN'T get whooped?
Rick Blaine WAS getting the ball out in a hurry. Rick Blaine's vision got us this win bitch!
Saw the open guy and HIT him.
Of the 11 passes that weren't completed. FIVE were drops, and the other SIX were deflected. In otherwords Rick Blaine puts the ball in the receiver's hands! A few of those deflections were after it went through the WR's hands too. So tell me how Rick Blaine don't get the god damn game ball!
Rick Blaine's best game by far!
Rick Blaine's gotta give big props to Big P though. That was a nice hook up to start us out on the right track. There was another too where you had one guy to beat and Rick Blaine REALLY wanted you to lower your shoulder, but he just tripped you up. All in All, give Rick Blaine the ball and good things happen.
Hell, Rick Blaine made ALL our WR's Look GOOOOD.
Except Doug. That guy sucks.
That's why Rick Blaine had his agent drop him to 3rd on the depth chart. Rick Blaine thought it would help him, but he kept showing his inadequacy.
Rick Blaine don't care though.
Rick Blaine also gives props to the Bandito. Although if Rick Blaine was giving game balls, it'd be Rick Blaine, the Big P, RCR, and our God DAMN KICKER!!!
That mother fucker actually LIT IT UP!
For once.
Bitch made Rick Blaine proud.
Nice win for my little ho's.

PS - RB's stats were garbage time little man. Garbage time.

WTF is Rick Blaine?

ryan, i think powerrankings is supposed to be 2 words.
what is this thread about anyways?

This isn't actually like the real "Power Rankings," it's kind of like a farce only instead of being a movie or play it is really just a shitty post on a fake football messageboard so I used the word "powerranking" which I kinda made up.
Sorry you had to find out this way.

Originally posted by Porch
WTF is Rick Blaine?

Gary Busey and Richard Simmons' love child.

Originally posted by bighookworm
Originally posted by Porch

WTF is Rick Blaine?

Gary Busey and Richard Simmons' love child.

And he claims to have slept with Nikki Fox, QB for the flash. Got her good.