Warrior General Games

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2148202

Yep, that's right. Stand back in awe at his 73 career fumbles. He's not even finished yet, and still has another season in him after rocking WEPL two seasons in a row and doing this in the conference championships to send his team to WL.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2162224&pbp_id=9479314

He has a lifetime Fumble rating of 10%, has a lower than 50% receptions allowed rate without including KLs, and with including KL's, it's down to 40%, and most of those are screen passes to HB's and FB's that later ended in crushing monster hits.

If your WL team had a MLB that looked like this, you would be ecstatic, but no, this is a safety and he will tear your head off and shit down your neck. If you include his first season with 33 missed tackles, this safety has made 89% of all tackles he has ever attempted, and if you ignore that first season, he has made 92% of all attempted tackles.

If you have a more dominant Safety, Present him, but you won't beat his 190 combined tackle and strength. Defensive Dots only, Special Teams specialist's, or dots who can't effectively handle a coverage or zone assignment need not apply.

73 lifetime fumbles says enough about this dot.

What's that? You want to run up the middle on short yardage?
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2069256&pbp_id=6153606
BOOM!!

Oh Hey? Tryna ruin my receptions allowed with a Screen Pass?
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2069293&pbp_id=6934797
BOOM!!!

Rushing QB trying to pad the stats?
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2069293&pbp_id=6936716
BOOM!!

Wow, look at this HB, breaking tackles left and right, looks like he's taking it to the house.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2109153&pbp_id=9627680
BOOM!!!

Some conservative playcalling on 1st and 10?
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2013076&pbp_id=2818885
BOOM!!!

Trying to put the game away? Better watch your blind side.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2053009&pbp_id=9122247
BOOM!!!

OH SHIT, DARREN SHAHPAH!

Thread moved by moderator.

STOP MOVING SHIT

OMG MOM! STOP MOVING MY CRAP!!!!!!!
GOSH!!!

Originally posted by jdbolick
STOP MOVING SHIT

We have never left player 'brag' threads in GLB main. Think how many LHF returner threads we'd have?

BUT THIS IS DIFFERENT, MY PLAYER IS ACTUALLY GOOD!!!!!!

**Edit**BOOM!!!!**/Edit**

Lack of As the Smoke Clears.

lol

Originally posted by InRomoWeTrust
We have never left player 'brag' threads in GLB main. Think how many LHF returner threads we'd have?

If you didn't move them all, I'd only have made one, ldo.

Oh Please Homage, your Safety couldn't hold a candelabra to Mr. Yen over here.
If he could comfortably present such a candelabra to Mr. Yen you would've posted a player link with similar braggadocio as I have.

BOOM!!!

Originally posted by MileHighShoes
Oh Please Homage, your Safety couldn't hold a candelabra to Mr. Yen over here.
If he could comfortably present such a candelabra to Mr. Yen you would've posted a player link with similar braggadocio as I have.

BOOM!!!

oh u

Originally posted by Homage
oh u

I must admit, myself, I indeed did taketh some inspiration and comeuppance from the Happenstance of your SS build of antiquity. But It is clearly evident from the lack of candelabra's that Clearing as the Smoke, at present finds himself unable to present any form of illumination to Mr. Yen's character as he appeareth at this time among us learned gentlemen.

Oh No, a Blocking TE Approaches. What Do?
Rev-Cake! Knock the Shit outta the HB!
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1955412&pbp_id=6843407
BOOM!!
FEEL THE THUNDAH!!!

Originally posted by InRomoWeTrust
We have never left player 'brag' threads in GLB main. Think how many LHF returner threads we'd have?
Just lock it instead of moving it. Moving a thread means the forum stays marked as having new posts.

Originally posted by jdbolick

Just lock it instead of moving it. Moving a thread means the forum stays marked as having new posts.

ocd much brah?