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Dub J
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You got them big ol milkbags that only a woman that has given birth eleven times could have. The way your belly holds them up really makes me want to cream my pants. The only thing more arousing is the way your ass smells of shit because your glorious midsection prevents you from wiping your ass after a visit to the porcelain throne.

The long hair under your armpits tells the world "I am woman, hear me roar!". The short stubble on top of your head announces to all that you are not afraid to show your masculine side. Alas, our love can never be. You are truly a unique and proud woman who stands by your man. 'tis a hateful tragedy that your heart belongs to ImTheScientist.

You take care of her, ITS! She's all yours.



 
ryan_grant-25
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i drew a rough sketch on paint... dont think its legal for forums though
 
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