Warrior General Games

As the slaughter in Morocco comes to a close onscene reporters hussle to get a word with star RB of Comoros, "Dirty" Dirt Diggler.

The catch up with him in the locker room to get a statement.

Reporter: Diggler you really know how to put on a show, this is the first time in the history of Morocco that its been sold out.

D3: Yea well the Gridiron Messiah has that effect on people. But to the great stuff

Dirty smiles

D3: I wrote down, put it in print, ran commercials, gave press releases all week, AND CAME THREW!!!! Didnt D3 tell you all that D3 would be the first RB to put up 1k plus rushing yards.

D3 Laughs

D3: I can see the post-season now, Rushing yards (CHECK) TD's (CHECK) League MVP (CHECK), They going to have to get some league officals together to come up with some more awards cuz I got to tell ya with me hear I just dont think anyone else will get a single award. Hell the Dirty one might walk away with the best kicker award to!

Reporter: But you have not kicked a ball all season

D3: IT DOESNT MATTER IF D3 AIN'T KICKED A BALL, If D3 decided he want to put one threw the uprights you can best your silly ass D3 would do it! The Dirty one is the most electrifying man in football history! and you can PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT!

D3: Truth is this, D3 is better then LT1, better then Fetus, Better then the sexual deviant chocalate eater, better then anyone on this god green planet and thats FACT! Cairo mark your calender cuz when the Dirty one shows up, not only is D3 going to burn Cairo to the ground, We walking away with a W!!!! IF YOU SMELL WHAT D3 IS SMOKING!!!

This just in from Miami Florida, Dewayne "The Rock" Johnson just called D.3 on his private line and had his attorney file a cease and desist order on using his catch phrases and nickname as "The People's Champ." More on this story as it develops.

Great game D3. I love it

Originally posted by dhodgs187
This just in from Miami Florida, Dewayne "The Rock" Johnson just called D.3 on his private line and had his attorney file a cease and desist order on using his catch phrases and nickname as "The People's Champ." More on this story as it develops.

Upon hearing this, an outraged Freddie Mitchell angrily reminded reporters that HE is the one and only People's Champ, and has the title belt to prove it. He then smashed a reporter's camera before storming back into his mansion and slamming the door behind him. Loud banging noises were heard inside the house following this ordeal.

Seriously... check his custom equipment: http://goallineblitz.com/game/equipment.pl?player_id=31571

(gets some bail money and heads down to get Freddie out of lock up....again!)