it has come to my attention that the second coming of rusty trombone is no longer the defensive coordinator of a team that once had my love and adoration, the lincoln navigators. i was not duly informed before i resigned last season that my dot (the undisputed best FS in the world league, generic blackmon) would be under the guidance of mat "gives up 52 points per game to teams with winning records this season" mcbriar, and i am henceforth requesting my release in the public forum as i am too pussy-whipped to request one from ddingo directly.
i am willing to listen to appeals, but only if this very specific (but highly reasonable!) list of demands is met.
1. rusty is reinstated as DC. mcbriar is henceforth tarred and feathered.
2. one (1) domino's artisan pizza is delivered to my doorstep. i'm fucking hungry.
3. robponce and trevjo are removed as lolGM's. i think they're spies.
4. seriously, bring back rusty.
if my demands are not met, i will be forced to take drastic actions such as setting my tactics to run focus and switching my CEQ into the run stuffing tree and big hit when it isn't even a run stopping build.
we miss you, rusty. i miss you.
xoxo
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i am willing to listen to appeals, but only if this very specific (but highly reasonable!) list of demands is met.
1. rusty is reinstated as DC. mcbriar is henceforth tarred and feathered.
2. one (1) domino's artisan pizza is delivered to my doorstep. i'm fucking hungry.
3. robponce and trevjo are removed as lolGM's. i think they're spies.
4. seriously, bring back rusty.
if my demands are not met, i will be forced to take drastic actions such as setting my tactics to run focus and switching my CEQ into the run stuffing tree and big hit when it isn't even a run stopping build.
we miss you, rusty. i miss you.
xoxo
http://i45.tinypic.com/2071do0.jpg
