Halifax Explosion The first time back to back Moon League Champs set records which will likely never fall. Their first season in Moon League was one for the record books they went 20-0. They didn’t have any opponents to play so Bort filled a league with CPU cloned Taut and Lincoln Dots which led to 255-0 Hali wins all season.
Moon League MVP Garrett Dooley backed up his historic first season by going Vick on the league and playing RB and QB freeing up an extra Kicker to help with stamina because of their high octane offense. All of his natural Vision ,Agility and Confidence weighed so much into the passing rolls that Bort had to threaten to ban Gart888 from Moon League for his exploit. Speedster WR Jericho Brooks, combo RB Jedi Knight and the additions of TE Ontario Williamson and former Bonn FA Blocking TE Connor Cossio and HOF DE Jimmy Johnston(minus forum privileges) a few seasons later have left Hali as the perennial Moon League favorites. Head Coach and Moon League exclusive lead tester Deathblade developed a grease monkey script which sims the games before they play to pin point the exact scores Hali will win by.
Valhalla .
Moon League really didn’t become Moon League until Hali had an actual opponent and fuckin A did they have an opponent in W_Alloy’s Valhalla. The lethal passing game of QB Thom Yorke, WR’s Ed O’Brien and Sam Grizzle plus explosive spinning RB Gene Thornton meant Moon League scoreboards had to have a generator on standby. VA stacks and % AEQ to the limit have Valhalla shredding opponents regularly. Alloy has since stepped aside, but that didn’t stop him from setting up auto quad training with 5 star enhancements until his punting is over 9000 on all of his players. Valhalla is still that beast, an animal, that monster in the mirror, the headliner, finisher, the closer, winner. Best when under pressure with second's left they show up. If you really want more, scream it out louder, Get it on the floor, bring out the fire!
Chocolate Blaze
The Blaze have seen many team owners in their Moon League days. Off the record I suspect tax evasion from their team owner DavidStern err Dpride59 err Dana White.
The Blaze struggled initially in Moon League after the departure of S16 WL MVP QB Boom Shaka Laka. They still sent PM’s to Alloy before key games talking epic smack. Pierre Thomas’ perma ban has been removed in Moon League and +10 is sooo S16. The cool thing now is to implement -10 atts on opponents of his choice. Alloy knows his QB is getting attacked with a -10 so he just usually temp boosts with his 6000 banked BTs he never spent in WL.
The additions of Saris’ top dots like YAC WR Ikut Pawar and devastating TE Sean Dane plus Stern’s multiple WL MVP QB Malik Rose and his 10 WR O have the Blaze crushing opponents regularly and are one of the top teams until an AI blunder usually gets them in the playoffs but they don’t go out without lighting up the scoreboard and trying to break Bort’s sim.
Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers
HHWC was the first team to enter Moon League with an emphasis to play Defense. Offense has been the staple in Moon league and a prerequisite to hang with the big dogs like Hali, Valhalla and Blaze. However, HHWC masterminds Ufshowboat, datongw and HurricaneWarriors exposed WL teams like Alpine and Blaze into throwing an amazing 6 and 8 INTs in their WL finals and they weren’t about to change what brung em. They still pack some O fireworks with their RBs Zata Ran and Frank Wang. In fact they have a lot of Wangs on the team. Their roster has since been converted to a 95 man Wang roster. They’re the only team to keep Valhalla under 5000 points in a regular season game but most blame a bad streaky roll on Thom Yorke.
East St Louis Tire Fires
The Tire Fires were the first team to promote to Moon League with a bit of controversy and scandal. They were to be demoted from WL but promoted to Moon League instead the following season. They’re known for their enormous second half explosions after they purposely let teams score on them in the first half and tire themselves out before their half time speech and some VAs kick in like Viagra on a 19 year old frat boy. They don’t post a lot on the league forums since they’re typically banned for extensive periods of time but they have a cult like following to their team owner Rusty Trombone. They typically win all of their home games since teams will just forfeit the game and avoid the Lou streets filled with thugs.
Odessa Mojo
Odessa entered the WL and was known to actually gameplan. Teams like Hali Valhalla and Blaze are just ran by NASA programs and grease monkey scripts while Odessa is a low tech team that walks to away games and cleans their own uniforms. They also manually transfer DAI from their network of teams. Their hard work hasn’t led to much Moon League success just yet. As their Dotball Syndicate network develops more stars and they implement some technology they may be able to surround players like RBs Charley Young & Felix Jones-MVP and compete better. Until then DC: hays23 remains optimistic and vows to outwork Watson the supercomputer. Yeah right!
Current Moon LeagueGames:
Halifax vs. Valhalla
-this game started a month ago and the score is 68,007 to 68,007 in 1050 OT since Bort implemented new NFL OT rules enabling teams to counter score. Valhalla’s game vs. Blaze has been postponed a month to let this one sim out.
Blaze vs. Mojo
-PP and Stern have been lighting up the league forums with trolling but Mojo still haven’t shown up to play since they had a 5000 mile walk/swim to the Chocolate Factory.
ESL vs. HHWC
-This game is in the 3rd Quarter and Frank Wang and Zata torched ESL for 50 first half TDs but ESL has already rallied furiously and put up 93 in the 3rd so they’re only down 257 with a few minutes before the 4th quarter.
Moon League MVP Garrett Dooley backed up his historic first season by going Vick on the league and playing RB and QB freeing up an extra Kicker to help with stamina because of their high octane offense. All of his natural Vision ,Agility and Confidence weighed so much into the passing rolls that Bort had to threaten to ban Gart888 from Moon League for his exploit. Speedster WR Jericho Brooks, combo RB Jedi Knight and the additions of TE Ontario Williamson and former Bonn FA Blocking TE Connor Cossio and HOF DE Jimmy Johnston(minus forum privileges) a few seasons later have left Hali as the perennial Moon League favorites. Head Coach and Moon League exclusive lead tester Deathblade developed a grease monkey script which sims the games before they play to pin point the exact scores Hali will win by.
Valhalla .
Moon League really didn’t become Moon League until Hali had an actual opponent and fuckin A did they have an opponent in W_Alloy’s Valhalla. The lethal passing game of QB Thom Yorke, WR’s Ed O’Brien and Sam Grizzle plus explosive spinning RB Gene Thornton meant Moon League scoreboards had to have a generator on standby. VA stacks and % AEQ to the limit have Valhalla shredding opponents regularly. Alloy has since stepped aside, but that didn’t stop him from setting up auto quad training with 5 star enhancements until his punting is over 9000 on all of his players. Valhalla is still that beast, an animal, that monster in the mirror, the headliner, finisher, the closer, winner. Best when under pressure with second's left they show up. If you really want more, scream it out louder, Get it on the floor, bring out the fire!
Chocolate Blaze
The Blaze have seen many team owners in their Moon League days. Off the record I suspect tax evasion from their team owner DavidStern err Dpride59 err Dana White.
The Blaze struggled initially in Moon League after the departure of S16 WL MVP QB Boom Shaka Laka. They still sent PM’s to Alloy before key games talking epic smack. Pierre Thomas’ perma ban has been removed in Moon League and +10 is sooo S16. The cool thing now is to implement -10 atts on opponents of his choice. Alloy knows his QB is getting attacked with a -10 so he just usually temp boosts with his 6000 banked BTs he never spent in WL.
The additions of Saris’ top dots like YAC WR Ikut Pawar and devastating TE Sean Dane plus Stern’s multiple WL MVP QB Malik Rose and his 10 WR O have the Blaze crushing opponents regularly and are one of the top teams until an AI blunder usually gets them in the playoffs but they don’t go out without lighting up the scoreboard and trying to break Bort’s sim.
Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers
HHWC was the first team to enter Moon League with an emphasis to play Defense. Offense has been the staple in Moon league and a prerequisite to hang with the big dogs like Hali, Valhalla and Blaze. However, HHWC masterminds Ufshowboat, datongw and HurricaneWarriors exposed WL teams like Alpine and Blaze into throwing an amazing 6 and 8 INTs in their WL finals and they weren’t about to change what brung em. They still pack some O fireworks with their RBs Zata Ran and Frank Wang. In fact they have a lot of Wangs on the team. Their roster has since been converted to a 95 man Wang roster. They’re the only team to keep Valhalla under 5000 points in a regular season game but most blame a bad streaky roll on Thom Yorke.
East St Louis Tire Fires
The Tire Fires were the first team to promote to Moon League with a bit of controversy and scandal. They were to be demoted from WL but promoted to Moon League instead the following season. They’re known for their enormous second half explosions after they purposely let teams score on them in the first half and tire themselves out before their half time speech and some VAs kick in like Viagra on a 19 year old frat boy. They don’t post a lot on the league forums since they’re typically banned for extensive periods of time but they have a cult like following to their team owner Rusty Trombone. They typically win all of their home games since teams will just forfeit the game and avoid the Lou streets filled with thugs.
Odessa Mojo
Odessa entered the WL and was known to actually gameplan. Teams like Hali Valhalla and Blaze are just ran by NASA programs and grease monkey scripts while Odessa is a low tech team that walks to away games and cleans their own uniforms. They also manually transfer DAI from their network of teams. Their hard work hasn’t led to much Moon League success just yet. As their Dotball Syndicate network develops more stars and they implement some technology they may be able to surround players like RBs Charley Young & Felix Jones-MVP and compete better. Until then DC: hays23 remains optimistic and vows to outwork Watson the supercomputer. Yeah right!
Current Moon LeagueGames:
Halifax vs. Valhalla
-this game started a month ago and the score is 68,007 to 68,007 in 1050 OT since Bort implemented new NFL OT rules enabling teams to counter score. Valhalla’s game vs. Blaze has been postponed a month to let this one sim out.
Blaze vs. Mojo
-PP and Stern have been lighting up the league forums with trolling but Mojo still haven’t shown up to play since they had a 5000 mile walk/swim to the Chocolate Factory.
ESL vs. HHWC
-This game is in the 3rd Quarter and Frank Wang and Zata torched ESL for 50 first half TDs but ESL has already rallied furiously and put up 93 in the 3rd so they’re only down 257 with a few minutes before the 4th quarter.
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