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What Would Rusty Do?


This is a question that ESL PLAYERS have been asking themselves and their fellow ESL LOL GM's for two thousand years when they are confronted with a situation and they don't know what to do. The real question is, when we make our choices, can we truly say to ourselves and others, "I did what I think Rusty Trombone would do," or do we ask the question:

What would Rusty Trombone do; and then proceed to do what WE-FELLOW ESL"ers would do anyway?

Maybe the problem is that we don't really know what Rusty Trombone would do, so we just make a guess, taking all practical things into consideration, and we make decisions based on what the world has taught us. What you'll discover in this program, is that maybe we're a little to hasty about the decisions we make, and we should contemplate the question, What would Rusty Trombone do, a little more carefully before we're so quick to act.

During this program, you'll get a better perspective of how our OWNER reacted to different situations throughout His life, and you can apply His teachings to your own life. Some of the things Rusty Trombone did and taught, may not be what one would expect, so it's important to get to know our OWNER in order to determine what He would do, and what we SHOULD do.

As you know, Rusty Trombone was the son of a carpenter, and a common phrase of carpenters is, 'Measure twice, cut once.' Perhaps in our lives, if we apply this principle, we'll find that if we measure our actions a little more carefully, we'll start making better choices the first time, and we won't have to go back and repair the messes we've made. As you practice this more and more, you'll find that in your walk of Faith, you will become more and more RUSTY-like and the RUSTYisms will guide you to do the right thing.


WHY ASK?

Why do we ask the question, What would Rusty Trombone do? Because when we become ESL'ers, we become one with Rusty Trombone . We commit our life to Him. If we're dedicated to our commitment, He will give us the strength we need to deal with whatever we face in life. We depend on His strength, and as we do, we become more conformed to His image, living the DOT EXCELLENCE that He taught us and anxious to do so. We're supposed to renew our minds, and the new mind that we're supposed to acquire is a Rusty Trombone -like mind. With that kind of mind, you know that you are living in the center of RUSTY's will.

ESL 2:5
Let this mind be in you, which was also in Rusty Trombone .

What HE is really telling us, is to think like Rusty Trombone thought ... or do what Rusty Trombone would do. Well, the breath of Rusty Trombone is in us ... our new life, when we are reborn is a DOT life, which is directed by the HIS DOT TEACHINGS if we allow Him ... so, it shouldn't be too hard to think like Rusty Trombone thought, IF you really tune in to Him, but remember, Faith is a verb ... It WILL take some effort to train ourselves, to break old worldly habits, and become more RUSTY minded.

One thing which is necessary, is to learn what Rusty Trombone taught. Reading the Gospel of Rusty Trombone is essential to becoming more like Him. We have created many many DOTS to assist HIM in HIS WORLD LEAGUE walk, because even though you may have the best intentions of reading the RUSTY'isms straight out of your THREADS, you may not be able to understand it as thoroughly as you would like for many reasons.

The medieval DOT language of the 17th century, for instance (when the Rusty Trombone Version was translated) may cause some people to miss the DOT spirit in which it was written. Some people also get discouraged when they're reading and they don't understand something, so they lose the spirit that they started with, and everything after that becomes hard to comprehend.

At any rate, knowing Rusty Trombone is the most important aspect of a person's life, and as I've said many times before, in our day and age, it's very difficult to live a DOT life in an unRUSTY world. Sooooooo, our Rusty Trombone Walk DOT studies will help you to find TRUTH, in today's DOT world, and even more ... To understand the DOTS depths.

What Would Rusty Trombone Do-- DOT Walk Study Guide. LATER you will find links to the various programs and studies that we have created that will help you to apply the Word of Rusty Trombone to your life. By learning all you can, you will find it easier to walk the RUSTY Walk of DOTS, and your natural reaction will be to do what Rusty Trombone would do.

The time it will take depends on the individual and the DOT presence within said individual. It was designed to be a ONE YEAR program based on one devoting but a few hours a day. There are also a few programs you can DURING your studies. All the studies are ESL based, using the Rusty Trombone Version.

IF YOU ELECT TO PERFORM THIS TASK ... YOU WILL POSSESS DOT KNOWLEDGE OF THE GREAT Rusty Trombone WALK WHICH FEW ARE AWARE OF. YOUR NATURAL REACTIONS WILL BE TO DO WHAT Rusty Trombone WOULD DO.




Take care and have a RUSTY-sational day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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would read again...
 
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inb4tl;dr
 
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I couldn't make myself read this. is it really worth it?
 
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Originally posted by GMathiasf
I couldn't make myself read this. is it really worth it?


this, can i get a break down
 
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Originally posted by Victory Jones
tl;dr


 
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Can I become an ESL er?
 
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Originally posted by cubsluver22

Because when we become ESL'ers, we become one with Rusty Trombone.


I don't think its necessary to share what goes on behind closed doors.
Edited by ImTheScientist on Mar 29, 2011 08:29:46
 
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Rusty built my hotrod.
 
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Originally posted by ImTheScientist
I don't think its necessary to share what goes on behind closed doors.


what's that?

jealousy.
 
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TF 3:16
For Rusty so loved the World League that he gave his one and only Forum privilege, that whoever believes in him shall not be banned but have eternal access.
 
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Rusty just saved a kitten
 
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Originally posted by vladykins
Rusty built my hotrod.



That's an awesome reference that will undoubtedly be lost on some.
 
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Originally posted by Larry Roadgrader

That's an awesome reference that will undoubtedly be lost on some.


<---------------- gets it. Psalm 69 - 69 - 69 -69 -69.
 
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Rusty wouldn't do anything I wouldn't
 
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