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On Mojo owners MadMustaff and Hickster: “They kept getting up in my grill. They kept telling me how to live my personal life. I kept telling them, ‘Back off.’ But they wouldn’t and I’m the kind of guy who doesn’t hassle anybody. […] I kept asking for that respect and I couldn’t get it. These guys are a couple of AA Nazis and blatant hypocrites. […] I watch [Hays] just wail on people that have been loyal to him for two decades.”

On the possibility of repeating next season: “I gave them my word so I would do that but not with the turds that are currently in place. It’s impossible. Can you imagine going back into the sludge pit with those knuckleheads at this point?”

On OC Bhall: “He rolled into my house and he made a man-to-man request and I honored it. I asked for a couple of things and he’s not honoring that so we’re pretty much done unless he’s got a really good excuse for a guy that like lives in the middle of truth.”

On Bort's decision not to not demote ESL: “Defeat is not an option. […] They are in absolute breach. I did nothing wrong. I expressed an opinion and I got the First Amendment behind me and an army marching behind me, to quote Eminem.”

On how being “nice” has gotten him nowhere
: “I was a get-along guy for eight and a half years. I put $5 bil in the studio’s pocket. I put a half a bil in Chuck [Bort]’s pocket. So, this is the fricking thanks I get? […] Dude, I should have been fricking walking in, handing out sandwiches, massages and handjobs. Yeah, I said it.”

On the rumored Lincoln merger: “There are some talks about a thing that would give me the freedom to do something beyond the drivel that is this, I don’t know, this pukefest [WL] that everybody worships. I don’t know. I’m like, ‘Wow. That was another bad joke!’”

On whether he will appear at the Oscars: “Yeahhhh…that’s probably a place I should avoid just because it might cause a little too much attention. But I don’t have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.”

On his workout routine that does not involve crack: “Man, if you want to meet me for one of my workouts at 5 AM, you’re going to find out that smoking cocaine just does not fit into that snapshot. There’s no time for that right now.”

On his new addiction to life: “If you can get your hands on a drug that gets you higher than — I hate to say it — life, but just living in the moment and finally enjoying this life, then present that drug. I don’t think it exists.”

On his message to newly out-of-work Odessa lolgms: “Get focused. Pay attention. We are at war and there are ways to deal with these clowns and take all of their money.”
 
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Lincolns tires on its Navigator are on Fires

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Originally posted by ryan_grant-25
Lincolns tires on its Navigator are on Fires

imo


sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen. better find anotherlawyer
 
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i've only known a couple of people for two decades. they don't play dotball
 
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Tell me about your Abrams
 
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what did taut think of his own TE graping his team
 
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Congrats RT and ESL on World League Gold. The Gurupies have always had tough games with your squad. Here's a post I made in our forums back in season 18, my version of "scouting" East Saint Louis.

Okay, I just got back from a road trip to East Saint Louis, wow, here's what you missed!

http://www.pbase.com/cincyimages/image/46679818

http://www.pbase.com/cincyimages/image/46679815

http://www.weblo.com/asset_image/68621/124955/East_Saint_Louis/

What a fuckin' dump!

It's a place of massive wealth

http://www.city-data.com/city/East-St.-Louis-Illinois.html

$69,000 average house/condo value, and that's not pesos, my friend!

What a loving community it was back in 1917

http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/176788/East-Saint-Louis-Race-Riot-of-1917

I guess we all couldn't get along...

If you are looking for someplace to commit a crime or a long series of crimes, but sort of just blend in with the background, yeah, the City of Champions is your destination

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_St._Louis,_Illinois

Tina Turner met Ike Turner in East Saint Louis, but they left. So did 60,000 other people since 1950.

These guys are hungry, literally, we need to be wary of them. They don't have a job to go home to, they want ours and our family to assault.

We need to scout these guys!
 
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they literally planted this victory garden and built this sign yesterday for us.
http://pics4.city-data.com/cpicc/cfiles18484.jpg
 
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Did I hear an ambulance siren?
 
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Originally posted by Rusty Trombone
they literally planted this victory garden and built this sign yesterday for us.
http://pics4.city-data.com/cpicc/cfiles18484.jpg


looks beautiful.
 
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Originally posted by AnotherLawyer
Did I hear an ambulance siren?


That would mean that there is actually ambulance service in East St Louis.
 
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OP is full of win
 


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