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Team Officials as well as management from the D.3 Camp released a statement following Comoro's big win against Seattle.

After the game superstar RB "Dirty" Dirt Diggler was seen leaving the field quickly avoiding all reporters and cameras.

The released stated....

D.3 has had a very busy week with shows, practices and Public relations in general. His heavy work schedule as well as a recent ankle injury has taken a toll on his game preformance. D.3 is headed home for the week where he will get some much needed rest. He will not be at the teams practices nor doing any PR related events this coming week. Any questions should be refered to team officials as D.3 will be unvailable until further notice. He will return next week at gametime and should be available for further comments.

Sources close to the Seattle franchise report that the anemic performance of the NEThawks offense may be linked to food poisoning.

"D3 invited us to have the team meal at his club in Comoro, and as such a gracious superstar, we didn't hesitate to accept the invitation," says one player who asked for his name to be witheld.

"The next thing you know, the locker room stalls had a waiting line 3 deep, and nobody was feeling very solid, if you know what I mean."

It remains to be seen if there is any validity to these reports, but with the recent verbal exchanges between Dirty Dirt Diggler and a certain Seattle WR, coupled with Diggler's quick exit following the game, it would only make this issue the latest chapter in an ongoing drama.

John Marshall the Defensive Coordinator had this to say about his defense after the game.

"Even though we gave up 27 point to the Crocs, and my hat goes off to them, I'm still very pround of my defense. They scrapped the whole game allowing D3 60 yards on 19 touches, he did get into the endzone. But he also put the ball on the ground once as well, too bad we didn't come up with the ball, the opportunity was there for us. In the secondary they moved the ball at times against us we didn't give up any big plays. The Longest play was D3's touchdown run for 16 yards, and we notice in the 4 previous games they won they had big plays in each of them. We've already watched the tape, we'll correct our mistakes, it's over we're getting ready for Microdizzle."

Who is this "D3" you speak of...

Originally posted by sndhillshntr
Who is this "D3" you speak of...


He's last weeks news.

Isn't he some gay fashion designer? I've never heard of him?