An era has ended. The HoF WL career of FS Glossy Eyes has come to a close: http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=932349
After 6 seasons in WL, this S5 dot leaves as the only FS to have won a WL MVP trophy when in S16 as a member of Bonn he put up redonculous numbers including 92 tackles, 15 INTs, 571 INT return yards, 9 TDs off INTs, and 36 PDs.
His combo at that time of high natural vision, Football Genius VA, Zone Specialist VA, high Superior Vision, high catching and x-factor were the perfect storm that season. Some say he was one of the primary glitches in the Matrix that led to the nerfing of all FSs. Unfortunately, having been groomed to peak during that masterful season, he was ill equipped for the surprise announcement of extended plateau as he intentionally hadn't planned for the archetype, SA, VA, etc. changes that followed as he assumed he'd be retired at that point. However, he still managed to remain an elite contributor throughout extended plateau, ending his final season at #2 in the conference All FS D rankings.
He definitely had x-factor, considering he was his noob owner's first and only dot build. And he never slummed for stats, always choosing to play at the highest level possible at the earliest possible opportunity. At time of posting, he sits at #93 on the All-Time All FS D rankings. Build is now open, so feel free to make jealous comments about how shit he is by today's dot standards!
Been fun blowing a few minutes a day on this wacky game and shooting the shit with a number of you. Been even more fun pushing some of the buttons of those whose buttons are so easily pushed. Thanks to Bonn, Nashville, South Otto, and St. John's for fun WL seasons with good groups of guys.
In a bittersweet gesture on his way off the WL field for the final time, Glossy Eyes ceremoniously teabagged dcride with his sweaty balls, then had 5czar gently fluff them dry with his toupee. Upon returning to Cleveland, 5czar was somehow surprised to learn that the unwashed toupee had immediately become the single most beautiful, valuable, clean, and pleasant smelling item within the city limits.
Until we meet again, have fun all!
After 6 seasons in WL, this S5 dot leaves as the only FS to have won a WL MVP trophy when in S16 as a member of Bonn he put up redonculous numbers including 92 tackles, 15 INTs, 571 INT return yards, 9 TDs off INTs, and 36 PDs.
His combo at that time of high natural vision, Football Genius VA, Zone Specialist VA, high Superior Vision, high catching and x-factor were the perfect storm that season. Some say he was one of the primary glitches in the Matrix that led to the nerfing of all FSs. Unfortunately, having been groomed to peak during that masterful season, he was ill equipped for the surprise announcement of extended plateau as he intentionally hadn't planned for the archetype, SA, VA, etc. changes that followed as he assumed he'd be retired at that point. However, he still managed to remain an elite contributor throughout extended plateau, ending his final season at #2 in the conference All FS D rankings.
He definitely had x-factor, considering he was his noob owner's first and only dot build. And he never slummed for stats, always choosing to play at the highest level possible at the earliest possible opportunity. At time of posting, he sits at #93 on the All-Time All FS D rankings. Build is now open, so feel free to make jealous comments about how shit he is by today's dot standards!
Been fun blowing a few minutes a day on this wacky game and shooting the shit with a number of you. Been even more fun pushing some of the buttons of those whose buttons are so easily pushed. Thanks to Bonn, Nashville, South Otto, and St. John's for fun WL seasons with good groups of guys.
In a bittersweet gesture on his way off the WL field for the final time, Glossy Eyes ceremoniously teabagged dcride with his sweaty balls, then had 5czar gently fluff them dry with his toupee. Upon returning to Cleveland, 5czar was somehow surprised to learn that the unwashed toupee had immediately become the single most beautiful, valuable, clean, and pleasant smelling item within the city limits.
Until we meet again, have fun all!
Hat tip to you good Sir. (in my best Real Men of Genius voice)
