Damn, I picked up another L. I went 3-1 in my game #5 picks, and ran my record to 16-4 on the season. The more that comes out about Lebron, the more he is looking like a complete tool. I am so glad the Heat are struggling, and now throwing their coach under the bus. Here is a cool commercial. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EalorZaTlI8 It may not really be MJ, but I love it nonetheless.
Game #1. Imperial Eradication (4-1, 23/24) vs Gotham Knights (3-2, 22/21). Who exactly are the Imperials eradicating? I am all for eradicating stupid people, bad drivers, fat chicks who wear spandex, and Russell Brand. That bastard is nailing this lady. http://www.mademan.com/chickipedia/katy-perry/photosgallery/ She should only be getting nailed by me, eradicate the Brittish bastard!! As for the Knights, this just never gets old. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgCM46CSwd8 Making fun of Batman, priceless. I think the Royal Erections crown the Gothamers, kind of like this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qtgm5g5Gyo
Game #2. Mean Machine (2-3, 23/24) vs North Carolina Casual Nudists (1-4, 21/22). I went to Blacks Beach once, when I was in high school. Blacks Beach is a famous nude beach in San Diego, actually located directly below the PGA golf course in Torrey Pines. I was not impressed by the “exhibits” at the nude beach. It seems that hot chicks don’t go to nude beaches, however, old dudes and fat chicks do like nude beaches. Not for me thanx. Here is a lady I would like to see at a nude beach. http://www.mademan.com/chickipedia/jessica-alba/photosgallery/ As for the Machine, here is a cool one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqhjSElePjU Aren’t engineers cool? The Machine put the smack down on the Nudists.
Game #3. TB Scorpions (5-0, 25/26) vs Fat Jaws Badness (4-1, 26/28). Hmm, I really have nothing to say about the FJB. They aren’t weird, or funny, or related to a damn thing I can refer to. When that is the case, I will share a link to some hotties!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASSOPyrYCGA&playnext=1&list=PLD9BF207DC6D6BE02&index=14 Now that is some badness right there. As for the Scorpions, this one is for you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkIrZxN9pHk Classic song, and my wife hums it sometimes while I am nailing her. Ok, not really, but I could have linked to the “Wind of Change”, so thank me. The Badness on paper should win this game, but since it is played via an intelligent simulator, the Scorps win.
Game #4. My favorite team, the Lake Titties (4-1, 26/27) vs Blitzburgh (4-1, 21/23). Oh, this game will be easy to scope. We have the Titties by the lake, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpq01harCcw&feature=related. Good lord, thank you for that insight into rock concerts. As for the Militia, I give you this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMNZItVOIHw&feature=related Seeing as how my wife is a Steeler fan (odd huh?) there are definitely some hot ladies who like the yellow and black. This match-up will be won by the fleshy jiggly parts, the Militia bow down to the round mounds.
J out.
Game #1. Imperial Eradication (4-1, 23/24) vs Gotham Knights (3-2, 22/21). Who exactly are the Imperials eradicating? I am all for eradicating stupid people, bad drivers, fat chicks who wear spandex, and Russell Brand. That bastard is nailing this lady. http://www.mademan.com/chickipedia/katy-perry/photosgallery/ She should only be getting nailed by me, eradicate the Brittish bastard!! As for the Knights, this just never gets old. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgCM46CSwd8 Making fun of Batman, priceless. I think the Royal Erections crown the Gothamers, kind of like this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qtgm5g5Gyo
Game #2. Mean Machine (2-3, 23/24) vs North Carolina Casual Nudists (1-4, 21/22). I went to Blacks Beach once, when I was in high school. Blacks Beach is a famous nude beach in San Diego, actually located directly below the PGA golf course in Torrey Pines. I was not impressed by the “exhibits” at the nude beach. It seems that hot chicks don’t go to nude beaches, however, old dudes and fat chicks do like nude beaches. Not for me thanx. Here is a lady I would like to see at a nude beach. http://www.mademan.com/chickipedia/jessica-alba/photosgallery/ As for the Machine, here is a cool one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqhjSElePjU Aren’t engineers cool? The Machine put the smack down on the Nudists.
Game #3. TB Scorpions (5-0, 25/26) vs Fat Jaws Badness (4-1, 26/28). Hmm, I really have nothing to say about the FJB. They aren’t weird, or funny, or related to a damn thing I can refer to. When that is the case, I will share a link to some hotties!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASSOPyrYCGA&playnext=1&list=PLD9BF207DC6D6BE02&index=14 Now that is some badness right there. As for the Scorpions, this one is for you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkIrZxN9pHk Classic song, and my wife hums it sometimes while I am nailing her. Ok, not really, but I could have linked to the “Wind of Change”, so thank me. The Badness on paper should win this game, but since it is played via an intelligent simulator, the Scorps win.
Game #4. My favorite team, the Lake Titties (4-1, 26/27) vs Blitzburgh (4-1, 21/23). Oh, this game will be easy to scope. We have the Titties by the lake, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpq01harCcw&feature=related. Good lord, thank you for that insight into rock concerts. As for the Militia, I give you this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMNZItVOIHw&feature=related Seeing as how my wife is a Steeler fan (odd huh?) there are definitely some hot ladies who like the yellow and black. This match-up will be won by the fleshy jiggly parts, the Militia bow down to the round mounds.
J out.
