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WOOTY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shitty chicken gangbang WOOT WOOT WOO

Welcome to the 1st ever, and the Dirty one means 1st ever Wooty Woo Show! I'm your host Dirt Diggler better known for my good looks and power moves but also known as the Dirty one, Dirty Diggs, The Dirt Diggler, the cream of the crop, rising to the top, sugar fly souped up wagon of luv D3!!!!

Now in case your wondering yes we are broadcasting world wide, D3 pride in your house like a chinese mouse!

It's been a crazy week here in Hotica, big games, interviews, bad PR, re-runs of that wack ass show ER ALL OVER THE TV! Yea we know you congo boys love that show but thats another story! The Peoples Champ is here today to talk about one thing and one thing only.

NO IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH LATE NIGHTS WITH YOUR MOM!

We are here to talk about Fetialis Smith.

This cat leads the conference in rushing yards, stays low-key but from time to time dude shows up flapping jaws and balls and talking shit.

Claiming hes the champ, the greatest, best there is, was, yada yada boom bang!

Frankly the Dirty one is not impressed! Now you got grown folk acting like teenagers, you got teens running around acting like children and then you got this dude!

Fetialis Smith

DUDE ain't even been born yet, hes still chillin in his mothers womb flapping jaws hanging on to pooty-poo walls, legs spread lips all out making old girls bottom look like some kind of sea creature.

Dude your 3pounds-five ounces! How you going talk shit while your still a fetus, you lucky if old girl dont hit the abort button this is africa buddy all it would take is a spear and the right kind of rum to make it happen!

so here we have Fetus Smith claiming to be the best RB in all of Africa. For how long? Next week your owner will prolly have his brother in law running the ball, you know he likes to keep it in the family. I truely believe he bought a team in West Virginia and got lost and ended up in Africa. Dudes got more family on his team then mormons have wives. Its like one big family barbacue and fetus!

Imagine that locker room, odd guy out, hes like the cabin boy to the jackson 5, make that jackson 45!

Truth be told, fetus, fetish, whatever D3 feels like calling you is this!

D3 is the Football Messiah! I have came to save Africa from boring nights of poor preforming backs much like yourself!

WOOTY WOO Trains go che cheeeeee!

By the fetus, ask your mom if its a boy or a girl, im curious to know what you will come out as! And by come out I mean born, not the closet! We know you trying to keep that on the low cuz but you know what they say, YOU ARE BORN THAT WAY!! Its in the genetics!

((OOC: This is just an RP Fetialis. You are a good RB an this is in no way shape or form me really shit talking you. It's a fun RP to have some fun with.))
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Peacekeepers star wide receiver Freddie Mitchell called a press conference today to respond to D3's alleged use of the nickname "The People's Champ":

Reporter: "How do you respond to this? You're the People's Champ, the dude flat-out stole your nickname"

Freddie: "D3's just jealous, I mean, the dude needs his own clothing line and a TV show just to get the attention of the ladies; meanwhile I've been staying low key and pullin' em in like it's nothing:" http://www.the700level.com/2008/06/freddie-mitchel.html

Reporter: "D3's agent runs a Power Rankings column and has been harsh on your team in the past, what do you say about that?"

Freddie: "Well what can I say, misery loves company and they're obviously jealous of me... I mean, I got four NFC Championships and a Super Bowl, and last time I checked, D3 has never even made it to the playoffs"

*quiet "ooooooh" heard throughout the room*

Freddie: "D3 may be second in the conference in rushing, but our Thunder and Lightning duo has 817 yards rushing combined, which would lead the league if they counted as one player. Like I said, the man is jealous"

Reporter: "D3 was talking smack about Fetalis Smith, the league leader in rushing. Your team held Cairo's offense to ten points, can they do the same?"

Freddie: "No chance. The Crocs have been beating up on weaklings all season. They wouldn't know real competition if it slapped them across the face. I'll tell you what, if Comoros holds Cairo to ten points or less, D3 can wear my People's Champ belt for a week"

Reporter: "The week after they play Cairo, the Crocs face you guys; any thoughts as to what might happen?"

Freddie: "I could go into detail but this is a family friendly press conference; the Sultan of Slot doesn't wanna give any children nightmares. But I'd advise the Crocs to keep any women and children away from the stadium that day because what we do to them ain't gonna be pretty"
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Originally posted by FredEx
Peacekeepers star wide receiver Freddie Mitchell called a press conference today to respond to D3's alleged use of the nickname "The People's Champ":

Reporter: "How do you respond to this? You're the People's Champ, the dude flat-out stole your nickname"

Freddie: "D3's just jealous, I mean, the dude needs his own clothing line and a TV show just to get the attention of the ladies; meanwhile I've been staying low key and pullin' em in like it's nothing:" http://www.the700level.com/2008/06/freddie-mitchel.html

Reporter: "D3's agent runs a Power Rankings column and has been harsh on your team in the past, what do you say about that?"

Freddie: "Well what can I say, misery loves company and they're obviously jealous of me... I mean, I got four NFC Championships and a Super Bowl, and last time I checked, D3 has never even made it to the playoffs"

*quiet "ooooooh" heard throughout the room*

Freddie: "D3 may be second in the conference in rushing, but Kyle Gregorio and Longest Shot of the Seattle NEThawks have 887 yards rushing combined, which would lead the league if they counted as one player. Like I said, the man is jealous"

Reporter: "D3 was talking smack about Fetalis Smith, the league leader in rushing. Your team held Cairo's offense to ten points, can they do the same?"

Freddie: "No chance. The Crocs have been beating up on weaklings all season. They wouldn't know real competition if it slapped them across the face. I'll tell you what, if Comoros holds Cairo to ten points or less, D3 can wear my People's Champ belt for a week"

Reporter: "The week after they play Cairo, the Crocs face you guys; any thoughts as to what might happen?"

Freddie: "I could go into detail but this is a family friendly press conference; the Sultan of Slot doesn't wanna give any children nightmares. But I'd advise the Crocs to keep any women and children away from the stadium that day because what we do to them ain't gonna be pretty"


Fixed it for ya FredEx
 
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Originally posted by dhodgs187
Fixed it for ya FredEx


Must be nice, rolling over teams with a combined record of 5-20 while the Peacekeepers have played the two top teams in the conference

Let me know when you guys beat a REAL opponent...
 
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Originally posted by FredEx
Originally posted by dhodgs187

Fixed it for ya FredEx


Must be nice, rolling over teams with a combined record of 5-20 while the Peacekeepers have played the two top teams in the conference

Let me know when you guys beat a REAL opponent...


It'll be this week when we shut down D.3 and his big mouth
 
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I wouldn't be suprised to see both teams around 7-2 or 6-3 when we meet in a couple weeks though.
 
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Originally posted by FredEx
Originally posted by dhodgs187

Fixed it for ya FredEx


Must be nice, rolling over teams with a combined record of 5-20 while the Peacekeepers have played the two top teams in the conference

Let me know when you guys beat a REAL opponent...


You haven't played us yet???
 
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Originally posted by sndhillshntr
You haven't played us yet???


If you guys can beat the Horror then we'll talk
 
sndhillshntr
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Originally posted by FredEx
Originally posted by sndhillshntr

You haven't played us yet???


If you guys can beat the Horror then we'll talk


Talk to you tomorrow night then...
 
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Originally posted by sndhillshntr
Originally posted by FredEx

Originally posted by sndhillshntr


You haven't played us yet???


If you guys can beat the Horror then we'll talk


Talk to you tomorrow night then...


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Congo by 14
 
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Originally posted by dlawilliams
Originally posted by sndhillshntr

Originally posted by FredEx


Originally posted by sndhillshntr



You haven't played us yet???


If you guys can beat the Horror then we'll talk


Talk to you tomorrow night then...


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Congo by 14


Williams. You make me sad when you say stuff like that. We better beat this team by more than 14.
 
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Experts from the D3 camp state the Croc loss to the trolls was a fluke and wont happen again!

The experts predict the Crocs to roll over both the Horror and Peacekeepers.

D3 refused to comment on statements made by WR Freddie Mitchell.

However sources cite that D3 may pay Mitchell more attention when he scores more then 1 Touchdown.
 
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Side note question:

woot=???
 
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Originally posted by sndhillshntr
Side note question:

woot=???



Woot = Wooty Woo
 
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