Man those things were lame, time for some Stoner power rankings.
Western Conference:
1 Lunch Box 1-0-0
Apparently 28-14 is this season's version of a convincing win, either way I'm convinced.
2 DIRTY INC. 1-0-0
Don't let Mike's little "we won't be trying" comment turn you off of last season's conference champs.
3 Black Sea Buckeye Revolution 0-0-1
Solid defensive performance, don't look down on a tie against two of the best coaches in gold history.
4 Brigate Nere Italia 1-0-0
Maine has always been a good team, they played like MG in silver, don't expect anything different here.
5 Final Thought 1-0-0
Don't expect this team to turn it on until the post season, if then, but don't expect to get a win without a damn good team either.
6 Chicago 85' Bears 0-1-0
Congrats on the Baby, and I'm looking forward to another first round bye, I mean match-up... always a top defense, and defense wins games....
7 Providence Nose Pickers 1-0-0
I consider this my darkhorse team putting them this high, wouldn't be surprised to see them drop quickly.. when zmj starts "forgetting to tag."
8 Lone Star Mercenaries 0-1-0
Ping... Pong, a little delay there, latency must be up, if you can't get it together against the knights... looks like a long season in a tough conference.
9 Loretto Panthers 0-1-0
Not what they once were, competition gets tougher and down another rung they go.
10 PAIN NATION MIDGETS 1-0-0
After a great regular season awhile back... really just been no effort in the midgets, they'll probably boost and try in the second half... come up short though.
11 San Antonio Saviours 1-0-0
no/no or not these guys come to play... better hope they are on the back half of your schedule...
12 Atlantic City Surf 1-0-0
Haven't seen anything from them along the lines of competition since the owner change... no change in sight.
13 Crib Midgets 1-0-0
Don't worry, only 38 more days and you'll be back where you belong.
14 Coastal Empire Pirates 1-0-0
Welcome back to Gold, maybe you'll visit us again in season 21?
15 UT Pimps 0-1-0
The passing game has been nerfed, as has the talent over here at UT, the auto-pilot team of last season follows the same route, but apparently theirs a mountain in the way.
16 He Hate Me !!! 0-1-0
CPU in gold... great going.
Eastern Conference:
1 Fighting Gamecocks 1-0-0
Very convincing win, 16-0 champs will be #1 till they lose.
2 CrackerTown Juniors 0-0-1
Dony and mcollums, I'm scared, are you?
3 Short Bus Window Lickers 0-1-0
Very tough first round match up, really just going off potential for now putting them this high, we'll see.
4 Maine Grenadiers 0-1-0
What can I say, they play good defense...
5 Long Island Knights PW 1-0-0
Always manages to keep games close, always just a big play from winning any game.
6 Sons Of Anarchy 1-0-0
Good team, tough to move up into the top 5 in the east.
7 Helsinki Hawks 1-0-0
is there a team zmj is not on? either way.. you win big games you move up the list.
8 Montpellier Wildcats 0-1-0
Losing to dead.ed is hardly something to be ashamed about, but you have to play better defense to win in gold.
9 Sir Flumps-A-lot 0-1-0
Average team last season, average team this season... probably a few more wins because of the weakness of the lower half
10 Shy Town Bears 1-0-0
Was probably destined for the top 5 with tomlinator, without they'll settle back into there just missing the playoffs home.
11 Gondwana Raptors 0-1-0
congratulations on not getting demoted this time... just too many bad teams for you to make it all the way down there.
12 South Texas Border Patrol 0-1-0
most games didn't have 30 points in them total... might want to play some defense, you know the OTHER side of the ball..
13 Little Green Men 0-1-0
I heard they didn't boost or custom... that being said, good luck in silver next season.
14 Canadian Disgruntled Mailmen 0-1-0
Looked pretty below average last season, even worse so far this season.
15 Masters of Mayhem 0-1-0
16 Fat Chick Harpooners 0-1-0
Upcoming Games:
Loretto Panthers 7
Brigate Nere Italia 21
UT Pimps 0
Chicago 85' Bears 21
Atlantic City Surf 77
He Hate Me !!! 0
Black Sea Buckeye Revolution 14
Crib Midgets 0
San Antonio Saviours 28
PAIN NATION MIDGETS 21
Coastal Empire Pirates 0
DIRTY INC. 21
Lone Star Mercenaries 14
Providence Nose Pickers 7
Final Thought 0
Lunch Box 35
Short Bus Window Lickers 21
Montpellier Wildcats 14
Gondwana Raptors 7
Sons Of Anarchy 21
South Texas Border Patrol 77
Masters of Mayhem 0
Fighting Gamecocks 42
Canadian Disgruntled Mailmen 0
Sir Flumps-A-lot 0
CrackerTown Juniors 21
Fat Chick Harpooners 0
Long Island Knights PW 77
Shy Town Bears 28
Little Green Men 21
Maine Grenadiers 21
Helsinki Hawks 7
Western Conference:
1 Lunch Box 1-0-0
Apparently 28-14 is this season's version of a convincing win, either way I'm convinced.
2 DIRTY INC. 1-0-0
Don't let Mike's little "we won't be trying" comment turn you off of last season's conference champs.
3 Black Sea Buckeye Revolution 0-0-1
Solid defensive performance, don't look down on a tie against two of the best coaches in gold history.
4 Brigate Nere Italia 1-0-0
Maine has always been a good team, they played like MG in silver, don't expect anything different here.
5 Final Thought 1-0-0
Don't expect this team to turn it on until the post season, if then, but don't expect to get a win without a damn good team either.
6 Chicago 85' Bears 0-1-0
Congrats on the Baby, and I'm looking forward to another first round bye, I mean match-up... always a top defense, and defense wins games....
7 Providence Nose Pickers 1-0-0
I consider this my darkhorse team putting them this high, wouldn't be surprised to see them drop quickly.. when zmj starts "forgetting to tag."
8 Lone Star Mercenaries 0-1-0
Ping... Pong, a little delay there, latency must be up, if you can't get it together against the knights... looks like a long season in a tough conference.
9 Loretto Panthers 0-1-0
Not what they once were, competition gets tougher and down another rung they go.
10 PAIN NATION MIDGETS 1-0-0
After a great regular season awhile back... really just been no effort in the midgets, they'll probably boost and try in the second half... come up short though.
11 San Antonio Saviours 1-0-0
no/no or not these guys come to play... better hope they are on the back half of your schedule...
12 Atlantic City Surf 1-0-0
Haven't seen anything from them along the lines of competition since the owner change... no change in sight.
13 Crib Midgets 1-0-0
Don't worry, only 38 more days and you'll be back where you belong.
14 Coastal Empire Pirates 1-0-0
Welcome back to Gold, maybe you'll visit us again in season 21?
15 UT Pimps 0-1-0
The passing game has been nerfed, as has the talent over here at UT, the auto-pilot team of last season follows the same route, but apparently theirs a mountain in the way.
16 He Hate Me !!! 0-1-0
CPU in gold... great going.
Eastern Conference:
1 Fighting Gamecocks 1-0-0
Very convincing win, 16-0 champs will be #1 till they lose.
2 CrackerTown Juniors 0-0-1
Dony and mcollums, I'm scared, are you?
3 Short Bus Window Lickers 0-1-0
Very tough first round match up, really just going off potential for now putting them this high, we'll see.
4 Maine Grenadiers 0-1-0
What can I say, they play good defense...
5 Long Island Knights PW 1-0-0
Always manages to keep games close, always just a big play from winning any game.
6 Sons Of Anarchy 1-0-0
Good team, tough to move up into the top 5 in the east.
7 Helsinki Hawks 1-0-0
is there a team zmj is not on? either way.. you win big games you move up the list.
8 Montpellier Wildcats 0-1-0
Losing to dead.ed is hardly something to be ashamed about, but you have to play better defense to win in gold.
9 Sir Flumps-A-lot 0-1-0
Average team last season, average team this season... probably a few more wins because of the weakness of the lower half
10 Shy Town Bears 1-0-0
Was probably destined for the top 5 with tomlinator, without they'll settle back into there just missing the playoffs home.
11 Gondwana Raptors 0-1-0
congratulations on not getting demoted this time... just too many bad teams for you to make it all the way down there.
12 South Texas Border Patrol 0-1-0
most games didn't have 30 points in them total... might want to play some defense, you know the OTHER side of the ball..
13 Little Green Men 0-1-0
I heard they didn't boost or custom... that being said, good luck in silver next season.
14 Canadian Disgruntled Mailmen 0-1-0
Looked pretty below average last season, even worse so far this season.
15 Masters of Mayhem 0-1-0
16 Fat Chick Harpooners 0-1-0
Upcoming Games:
Loretto Panthers 7
Brigate Nere Italia 21
UT Pimps 0
Chicago 85' Bears 21
Atlantic City Surf 77
He Hate Me !!! 0
Black Sea Buckeye Revolution 14
Crib Midgets 0
San Antonio Saviours 28
PAIN NATION MIDGETS 21
Coastal Empire Pirates 0
DIRTY INC. 21
Lone Star Mercenaries 14
Providence Nose Pickers 7
Final Thought 0
Lunch Box 35
Short Bus Window Lickers 21
Montpellier Wildcats 14
Gondwana Raptors 7
Sons Of Anarchy 21
South Texas Border Patrol 77
Masters of Mayhem 0
Fighting Gamecocks 42
Canadian Disgruntled Mailmen 0
Sir Flumps-A-lot 0
CrackerTown Juniors 21
Fat Chick Harpooners 0
Long Island Knights PW 77
Shy Town Bears 28
Little Green Men 21
Maine Grenadiers 21
Helsinki Hawks 7
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