Hali of Fame
Things you should expect: team name change. Hali will make the playoffs. A new DC soon.
New recruits: HB Serge Naum from Alpine, YmanIV, bunch of 1fiddy Wrs and some Centers with over 9000 strength.
biggest recruit: “a D upgrade”
Hali was the one seed but lost last season to the 8. “Oops” An actual picture of Bushido Zen made more forum noise along with mud girl pics.
The gap between the first two WL ships and waiting for Strange Brew farm team dots to arrive has led Hali forums into an awkward “recession”. Hipster music thread here…some new lame WR wanting to know where to put skill points there….Recession is a little harsh considering other team forums around GLB so more like a cloudy day in L.A. Head Coach Deathblade and GM Wylker would likely say the forums are SHIT and it’s because of the goddamn srs dotballers Gart has let in to fill a serviceable roster. Once the Hali farm teams start rising the forums are expected to see less [Hurf] [/Durf] srs dotball threads for noobs and more pics.
- Hali gon' hali
Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers
Key recruits: HB Zata Ran and plenty of young Wang action. Upgraded about 15 dots from their championship teams
Back to Back Champs broght Joebarber's Zata Ran who is one of the “best backs in GLB” according to team owner ufshowboat. He’s a bit of an unknown since he squandered last season on the Kai. They also love “FS Chen Gong is possibly the best FS I’ve ever seen”.
HHWC has immortalized themselves with consecutive WL ships and feels like they’re all set for all comers except “major sim changes and/or lazy AI”. You never see their “guys in the MVP races because stats dont mean shit..... trophies mean everything” to them and their players are dedicated to their championship system. Their system usually means a shit load of INTs. They have had 14 INTs in the last two WL ships combined. They realize they’re in a loaded conference and have their work cut out for them if they’re to 3 peat. Does D when championships? Apparently it does, even in GLB.
Chocolate Blaze
Key Recruits: QB Malik Rose, CB Deron Williams, TE Sean Dane, FB Big Russian Scat filled back RB Michael Jordan WR Spud Webb, KR Justin Russell 24 ….basically anyone uber built from NBA Jam
The Blaze don’t just want to win this year. They want to “break the game” “lets just rape it, Eye Gauging - Skull fucking, Ass Rapeing”. This team is the best of the best from their network all merged onto a team with 10 chemistry. New QB Malik Rose brought his endorsement. Their players are known to have a piggy bank filled with skill points and bonus tokens. They do still have boosts remaining on NBA Jam players brought over. They are known for their passing offense and expect to be 25 ppg higher this season. Phil Jackson thinks “this team is going to be pure lulzy” and can’t wait to see some sims. Agent Homage and his D line players has a message to WL OC’s, “Please run on dis front 7. It ain't gon' happen girlfriends.” Their team owner Dpride59 isn’t so optimistic. “Blaze went young, and looks to have rebuilt, should be a decent s20 team IMO. there just isn't enough offensive weapons, and when you stack that with 140 str de's, Deron Williams and his 20 ints being the 3rd best cb on the blaze it all adds up to demotion!!! Expect some hell on the forums in spite of expected demotion.
Warsaw Wrath
Key Recruits: QB Jericho Drumm DT Iamout Dogg DE Gondar The Bounty Hunter DE Luther "Shark" Lavay Stuart
Warsaw is an official Addicts team. No they’re THE official addict team. Sure there are other Addicts teams in the WL this season, but the Wrath have become the flagship team with their ability to coordinate against the best in the WL. They have access to hundreds of agents builds and first arrived into the WL S14. They made the playoffs for two years before stumbling in S16. They rebounded with a 19-1 WELP season and then have survived in the WL since behind Owner/DC glwarriors and OC kswass.
They look to be improved transferring to a 2 QB system to keep the passing game consistent for all 4 quarters. Both QBs "Aaron" Murray and recently acquired OPL MVP QB Jericho Drumm will be wearing corporate endorsements. They also hope the additional boosts to some key players over level 72 helps them survive in what “might be the toughest I have ever seen it” according to team owner glwarriors. The Wrath aren’t expecting to win it all but “I think the gap is a bit closer than it has been in past seasons”.
Expect the Wrath to “overachieve” like they have shown capable of doing in their 3 out of 4 WL seasons.
Semarang Red Bulls
Key Recruits: TE Kellen Winslow #80 WR Quagmire Giggitygiggity WR Les Grossman
Semarang burst onto the WL scene with their explosive passing game S18. The season ended at 9-7 but saw Semarang only score less than 30 points one game. Team owner Sockamidic was probably better known as agent to HOF FS Taxi Driver. Now Sockamidic is making a name as a high octane offense led by his superstar WR Zenyatta. “Well she's definitely s star. She finished 800 yards ahead of the 2nd place dot.” The team looks to open up the offense even more with the addition of 2 Maddog86 level 61 WRs with Semarang owner thinks “will be very fucking good this season.” The Zenyatta agent should know an up and coming WR dot when he sees one.
They also added controversial TE Kellen Winslow #80 from the Blaze. Winslow tweeted he won’t be playing until S20 though so Semarang fans may have to wait to see the offense fully together.
The Red Bulls are also happy to have 2 ball hawking safeties and solid agents on board. “Team is made of of solid agents that have been around for a long time. guys like tautology, pimpin_snoopy, Gargus, and maddog, have all been here since season 3 and make up about 75% of the roster.”
Sofia Spiders
Key Recruits: TE Key Keller, LOT Stan Deazy
Sofia Spiders are in the WL for the third time in franchise history. Sofia first made the WL S12 then again in S15.
Team Owner, .spider. only added 2 new players from his 20-0 EEPL squad. The team is led by star RB Dajjal Freemason - back-to back-to back MVP in EE Pro S16-18. I doubt any other RB has had 3 straight pro MVPs. He’ll be needed if the Spiders are going to survive the Alpha conference maze. “we'll see how he fares at WL, says team owner .spider.”
Probably the biggest concern for Sofia entering S19 is “Going w/ a new D coordinator and if he doesnt learn fast it could be ugly.”
Sofia hopes to get off to a fast start helping their WL chances considering “we'll have high chemistry”
Nairobi Warthogs
Key Recruits: QB Ho Poontana, WR Neutrino Speed, LB Wasted Blitz Backer, HB Badger Bennett, CB Termite Maze
“Nairobi was bought by MadMustaff in season 2 and was placed in the African region. They putted along for a few seasons until JTD joined on and convinced the Warthogs to join up with the Shocker group around season 7-8. The Warthogs quickly promoted up to the Pro ranks and have been in the hunt ever since. Nairobi has been in the WL 4 seasons including season 19, not bad for a Cincinnati Shocker farm/feeder team. The agents are extremely dedicated and loyal.”
Co Owner’s Madmustaff and PP want to limit turnovers and improve special teams play. Nairobi is led by their team stars DE Denton Richards, HB Shad Davidson, FB Barnaby Watson. Nairobi did lose some key players from last seasons WL team including HB Chuck Bartowski, QB Troy Aikmann, CB Arbok
Nairobi should have excellent builds because their head coach BADGERBACKER created nearly half of their current squad. Their OC The Duff Man had Nairobi as one of the top rushing WL teams including 443 rushing yards in their 9 pt playoff loss to Saigon.
Nobody should take them lightly since“Warthogs can be extremely fierce if provoked. Beware of their tusks!”
Black Sea Sunami
Key Recruits: WRs Dash Mann, Eric Weems, Michael Jenkins., Anthony Houston and LBs Fat Kid Love Cake, Zeek Williams
Black Sea is used to surprising their opponents and themselves. Last season they weren’t even in the top 10 in preseason APL predictions. The league prognosticators looked on cue after a disastrous Black Sea lost to APL team Sons of Anubis 105-20. They lost the following week to former WL team Windhoek by 9 pts. The Member of the Black Sea Society & Official Addict Team regrouped and went on to win out their regular season and shock APL with a 28-19 victory over Sons of Anubis. Lots of credit has to be given to OC: crawlins and DC ninja turtles for their playoff work in APL to get Black Sea to the WL.
Entering S19 team owner Redass Ranch is hoping their loss of Center Casey Crescenzo to Semarang can be overcome by their opponents being “drunker than us when gp’ing.”
They feel their team strength is in their FB Leadin Infront but they don’t have any superstars. They upgraded their LB and WR core and hope their weakness of “alcohol, mainly beer” doesn’t get them demoted in S19.
Alpine
Key Recruits: WR Blossom, HB Patrick Lime, DE Gucci, SS Armin Borealis
Alpine first arrived into WL in S13 when they were known as the Alpine Golfers. They reentered WL in S16 after their 19-1 WELP season. They came into the WL with a new name and new game. S16 they were a playoff team, but in S17 they advanced all the way to the WL title game despite their 9-7 regular season record. In fact during the playoffs they avenged 3 of their regular season losses to stun the WL.
Enering S19 Alpine is considered one of the favorites after their playoff success. Team owner cavalier expects the team to be improved. He added 2 of his guards, but he is most excited about upgrades to their defense. DT was shored up with Lucifer The Doom Bringer and DE Gucci.
Their secondary has undergone major changes. Alpine is ridding themselves of Co Owner chronoaug’s diva SS Yohji Yamamoto because“his behavior was too much to handle though and he was fired this off-season.”
Team owner cavalier added 2 of his level 70 Gs but is excited to try and get their ground game improved with the addition of APL MVP RB Patrick Lime. Paired with already explosive FB Dirty Deeds they should have a potent HB/FB attack. They wish HB Serge Naum the best on Hali and appreciated his time and wish Yohjii to rot in hell.
What to expect for S19? “getting level 72s on our best dots. That should help a bit.” However, time constraints for gameplanning might be their ultimate downfall from reaching their full potential. At least they won’t have to deal with locker room distractions from their SS.
Cambodian RiverRats
Key Recruits: QB Stink Bug Stink…only 4 recruits in all.
Cambodian doesn’t enter WL as an underdog to most WL owners who have faced the RiverRats already. Last season Cambodian had multiple WL scrimmage wins including: NBA Jam Arcade, Mayan Marauders, QCBC, Smurfs, Masterminds, Semarang and a small loss to back to back WL champ HHWC.
The SEAPL pro team breezed through their 20-0 season and enter WL ready to battle. In fact they “don't fear any teams” Why should they after their proven success against WL teams? They enter with 100 chemistry because they only lost 4 players due to one agent going inactive. They give lots of their team success to co owner VenomCoach. Cambodian owner garddog thinks “By far, we have one of the top minds in GLB in VenomCoach. The guy knows his stuff and has been around since season 1.”
The team was assembled in S7 and have been together since. Star QB Bobby Boucher has been in the MVP race for the last 4 seasons, winning once. Overall, garddog thinks “We have a lot of really good builds on the team” including excellent kicker and punters thanks to guru Chocoburgers.
“Although we are new to WL, if you look at the agents on the roster, there are a lot of guys that have been around the block.” Expect Cambodian to rely on their great defensive scheme and players “that consistently rank near the top for their position.”
Nashville Hounds
Key Recruits: LB Slithice The Naga Siren LB Sean "Eraser" Spence C O Line General, G Señor Fatty, G Herman "The House" Johnson, OT Midnight Diamond V 2.0, OT Steve Zagrabrewski, OT Andrew Slate
Nashville Hounds have been in the WL 5 times: S13, S14, S16, S17, S19
Owner wspd only has 1 player on the team but has used his Addicts connections and relentless recruiting to keep Nashville strong year after year. Head Coach: flames54 has also been a key factor to the teams’ success.
Nashville enters WL once again after their strong 18-2 USLAP season. They were strong defensively and were led on defense by Season 18, USA Pro League
Eastern Conference Defensive MVP LB Vince Jet Jr. This is not the first time they have had a conference MVP defensive player. Vince Jet Jr has decided to stay on board with DC: ghuffman’s defense this upcoming season though.
Nashville feels their defense is outstanding as a unit but agent Dadd has two special CBs in Oliver Zagrabrewski and Andy Zagrabrewski.
Nashville expects to have a strong season and add some more lolGMs.
Saigon Whores
Key Recruits: WR Retrovirus McLovin , LB Self Professed , and G Pullin' Trix KR Branden Smith.
Bort really really really hates Saigon. Is it the team name? Saigon entered WL after their S15 20-0 SEAPL title.
Then S16 this happened http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1277870&pbp_id=15602823
S17 this happened http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1354432&pbp_id=13161489
S18 this happened http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1429484&pbp_id=13229852
Saigon QB Card Shark and DE Ho Chi Minh Won Dong Viet Cong Poon Tang Dog Nguyen have both won WL MVP endorsements.
Team owner StoutOne DTD doesn’t exactly take the competition seriously “We don't usually try until playoffs” Saigon has that kind of talent. Their CB Fury Unleashed has “insane amount of speed and agility”
The Whores lost LB Griffith Gurifisu who is one of “The best blitzing LB in the game” but Saigon thinks they might just be a STOP and a kicker away from “20-0” unless Bort has other plans for them like he usually does.
Lincoln Navigators
Key recruits: WL MVP LB I'm Bad I'm Nationwide
Lincoln first entered WL S12 and went through the regular season undefeated before losing in the playoffs to Hali. The following season S13 they only lost one regular season game. S14 undefeated and conference championship game loss to Valhalla. S15 only 3 regular season losses. Lincoln was one of the ultimate powerhouse teams. They did finally miss the WL playoffs S16, but went back to USLAP and went undefeated. Co Owner, Sik Wit It, HB D'Angelo Barksdale rushed for 51 TDs last season in their dominant season.
“Being forced to play a full season in USLAP was cruel and unusual punishment.” According to team owner ddingo.
Lincoln is set to return to top WL form but does not look forward to enduring “our fucking conference” Another concern is cavalier KR Jenson Lemon is the Eli Manning of the Lemon family. Ultimately. Lincoln is excited for S19 but fears 3 time champion “Valhalla” might be the team to beat.
Moose Jaw Roughriders
The Moose were another WL team demoted after previous success in the WL for a few seasons. They went back to CPL after their 8-8 WL S17. S18 the Moose went 20-0 despite battling a tough pro conference including former WL teams Providence Radicals and Queensland Exiles. Also one of the top pro teams Jebediah’s Oblong Ball Club were in CPL West but the Moose conquered the normally lolwest behind owner dimmy finster and a bunch of his elite players.
Finster credits their “great OC: Mstr_October”
Their S19 outlook “we'll improve at about 23 spots this season through season boosts or slight upgrades. No huge weaknesses other than their“DC” but no great strengths relative to other WL teams either.” Hopefully their predicted “8-8” record is good enough this time around.
Guadalcanal Gunners
Key Recruits: CBs Alonzo "Ball Hawk" Venus, Thunder Dan Majerle and LB Brett Favre
The Gunners are the S18 OPL champs and enter their first WL season. Owned by schrauben8542 Co Owned by AZSEAfan and they believe they have their work cut out for them to make the WL playoffs but they have “dedicated coordinators that out plan and out work the competition” Their OC: sonictsk and DC: AdamantEnigma will have to work overtime in the Alpha conference they landed in.
Their team is led by star WR Alex Stevens and DE Jim Polk. WR Stevens has had consecutive 2,000 receiving yard seasons while their DE Jim Polk has accumulated over 500 career sacks. They also love “Takin'It ToDaHouse KR/PR build.”
They may have advanced to WL one season too late after losing HB Agnlaw Grunt to retirement.
They hope to improve “consistent running game and pass defense ( but who doesn't have that issue?)”
Overall, the Gunners “are looking forward to the challenge each week will bring up here and having fun.”
East St Louis Tire Fires
Key Recruits: WRs Armani Toomer' and Montana Hallzi, HB Asher Lev, FB The Dark Passenger, OT Angry Achilles, OT Hand Gunn, G Walz Platt, G Rexxar The Beastmaster, G Heavy Gunn
The Tire Fires first made WL S12. They then arrived again S14 and secured their first playoff birth. S15 East St. Louis started becoming a much improved WL team. They did lose their first playoff round game but finished S15 regular season 13-3. S16 they finished 8-8 but were demoted.
ESL breezed through S17 finishing 20-0 and carried that over into S18 getting their first WL playoff win in franchise history.
S19 ESL looks to be one of the elite teams “Certainly some different aspects to this team that could make even the frozen ice queen Lady Gaga wet her tip”
OC bhall “has recently upgraded his tequila stock.” He thinks Owner Rusty Trombone might have added to the Defense a player or two but with his CB Capitonas”Cappy” Hallzi and Hokiemon DE Bruce Smith you don’t need much else tbh.
OC bhall thinks WL alpha is a “fucking juggernaut to say the least.” So he’s considering “A month long bender for bhall.” Because he knows the team’s weakness is when he’s sober tinkering with the AI.
Cagliari Outbreak
The Outbreak first made WL last season and were successful in avoiding demotion. Team owner Daniel_05 says “we have always been considered the underdog for some reason despite our W/L record. We must be doing something right.” He credits OC: SamsonsToupee for most of the teams success since he’s “more or less a lolowner.
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Sin City Silent Assassins
Key recruits: “We feel that the 4 new players are all strong,”
Sin City team owner Unspoken has his team back into the WL behind their “3 headed monster at the HB.” HBs Maurice Edward Clarett, Koko Goldstein and .Darren McFadden. Helped Sin City to their S18 OPL Alpha title.
The team is proud that “90% of this team has been together from Day one, and its a great crew that has been loyal and helped get this team to the WL with a bit of success along the way.”
They first arrived into the WL S17 and finished a respectable 8-8. 6 of their losses that season were by less than 10 points.
This season they hope to avoid giving up the “big plays on us which we intend to avoid this coming season” but they know WL wins are not easy to come by. “All of them, like I say every W is tough up here.”
Carthage Mad Clash
Key Recruits: joined the Shockers organization and picked up a bunch of really good players from them.
Carthage first made the WL in S17 and survived demotion. S18 they started 1-5 and survived their brutal start. They finished strong and won 9 out of their next 10 games but did lose their playoff game again in the first round.
Team owner Hays23 is confident Carthage will be much improved this season after recruiting from the Shockers organization and “plan on losing no more than 4 games this season.” They did lose WL leading rusher Iightning mcqueen from their S18 team. This season HBs Bort's Balloon, Napoleon Kauffman and Juice Terry Lawson will be relied upon more in OC MadMustaff Offense.
Carthage is an Official Addicts team that added former WL players from their network of teams including Cincinnati Shockers and District 9 Prawns. S19 they have high hopes “we've got no weaknesses, and we try harder than everybody else.” They also have an MVP kicker wearing his endorsement!
Krungthep Garudas
Key Recruits: WRs Event Horizon, "AJ" Green, Stupidly Fast, Blanco Niño, WHOOOOOSH He's Outta Here!, Dez Bryant
LB "The Garbage Man" and RB Mama, There Goes That Man!
Krungthep has been in the WL before. First in S13 then again in S15. S17 they hoped to get their first playoff win but were unsuccessful. Now their 4th WL trip with a new and improved roster team owner, fool, made a bunch of changes to his roster. “We brought in a ton of new guys. Most notably adding to our WR corps. He also landed some nice recruits: “Saris bringing in a nice Poss. WR, Ubass brought in a nice LB, and Thunder66 brought in his RB.”
Krungthep takes STs seriously. “Boots Riley and Bucket Kicker are the best Punter & Kicker in GLB. Both have multiple Pro and WL awards, including WL ST MVP.”
Fool is fortunate “Our biggest strength is having 3 of the best minds in GLB do our coordination. Tautology will be running the offense, Ghuffman takes care of the Defense, and Joe Rice is the best Scout in GLB, bar none.”
Krungthep is not thrilled about their conference “just about fucking EVERYONE! have you seen our conference!?!? We need to get lucky on our cross-conference draw. Also our chemistry is low, so hoping to face teams with similar chemistry to start the season.”
The team should be motivated since there are rewards to be won “I'm running a contest "Garuda of the Year" for our best offensive and defensive dot this season. These are real handcrafted trophies I picked up in Krungthep and brought back to the States.”
Should the Garudas falter they’ll definitely have a scapegoat… http://www.flickr.com/photos/9728373@N02/4123001831/
Bloodweiser Bugle All Stars
Key Recruits: LBs Brian Corcoran, DT Wavin Reltuan, “Still recruiting but very happy with all the newcomers so far”
Bloodweiser is back in WL for their second go around. They rely on their potent ground game behind HBs Shamir Yitzhaki, Reaper Iconstrife and Dairya - Ronin Duelist. They did lose “DE Harvestor of Sorrow who's gone to gone to So Cal BDC; he was awesome for us last season”, said Head Coach thelanger.
Bloodweiser recipe for success isn’t just their ground game. “Our D which is pretty good getting lots of turnovers” They expect stronger LB play this season too.
Overall, “We're just delighted to get a second chance to be in WL again and hope to improve on the 2 wins we got last time.”
Brooklyn Breast Milk
Key Recruits: G Little Richard blocking TE Justin. Peele, SS Sherron Pollard, DE John Abraham
Brookly Breast Milk are Owned by Mendenhall TheFuture Co Owned by SidVicious and are making their first WL trip. QB Slingin’ Sammy Baugh brought his SLAP corporate endorsement with him.
They also are excited to see how HB Good Gravy, WR Sidney Aluicious fair in WL. Their DC URL54MVP will have some potential lockdown CBs to play with in Tip Drill Thomas and Tracy "Shutdown" Porter. Mendenhall has faith in his DC calling him “one of the top DC's in the game.”
“80% of this team are still going to be players from just a handful of us that have come up all the way through... we made some mistakes with them along the way so they aren't great top end players, just very good... Our defense will surely be put in the best position to win” There offense is the big question mark coming into S19 “its up to me to get us over that 4 win total really.”
Brooklyn thinks Alpine will be their toughest matchup.. “although they all do.” This is probably to be expected from a first time WL team but “its just up to the dots” to see how it plays out.
Korb Destroyers
Key Recruits: DT Meat Hands FB Benchwarmer Bob III, FB Tooter Shellby Jr, G Loonie Toonie, G Innen Pfosten
Korb has been a WL regular as well. First in S12 then in S17 and now S19. Korb hopes to build on past experiences this time around and secure a playoff spot. However,
”lazyness and forgeting to save the AI after putting it together” could be their Achilles. Korb has had mystery AI problems over the seasons. Our ability to fuck up the offense AI and somehow ending up with plays that worked and in the end nobody knows why the got used” has been annoying to team owner Disastermaster.
The team does have some offensive weapons including TE Kevin Atkinson II, HB Dirty Rotten Scoundrel. DC Rusty Trombone has DE BEWARE OF SHAMWOW IMITATORS at his disposal.
Currently, Korb enters WL with the longest winning streak dating back to the end of their S17 WL season where they finished with back to back wins and haven’t looked back since. They hope this is the year they get their first playoff birth and beyond and think they’re “9-7”ish which should get them into the playoffs.
Royal Blue Drunken Smurfs of Funkalicious Labatt
Key Recruits: SS Fa Que, HB DeAngelo "Williams" HB Unique Ason, DE Samantha Waters, WR Wolf Fish, WR Junior's Sea Turtle, CB Willie Wetworth Jr, DE Governor Wetworth Jr
The Smurfs look to get back to their S17 WL form where they were CCG losers to eventual WL champion HHWC by only 5 pts. S18 was a sophomore slump which Head Coach MadCow DTD described, “We were a cocky bunch of SEA Pro punks who were humbled last season. But we are just happy to be in the W/L for another season. LOLhedgehogs”
The smurfs are excited about their upcoming offense. “We Just signed the SEA Pro MVP from last season who had over 5k yards plus we snagged Wowi's scat back who is a huge improvement over what we had last season. We are looking to really control the ball this season.”
“Dimmy from moosejaw has yet again saved our ass and brought over some of the most badass dots ever” They also think they have a “special” playmaker in their SS Fa Que.
“We got really badass upgrades at O line and that should be even more of a strength of our team.”
OC Mstr_October and DC zakatakrr will have new weapons to hopefully compete with their projected fiercest competition in Honolulu and the Blaze. “We can’t seem to beat either of those teams, ever, we always play the Wangs very close but they just pull it out, and well (Blaze) just skull fucks us at will, a very bad match up for us.”
“The Smurfs are a made up of a great group of guys, despite Madcow's reputation.”
Odessa Mojo
Key Recruits: S15 WL MVP QB Boom Shaka Laka, rushing FB Nacho Average Dot
Odessa Mojo is best known for their third longest winning streak in GLB: 83 games. They will now try to make a name for themselves entering their first WL season.
HB Charley Young DT Keyboard Cat, G Quarterback Protector and CB Sebastian Buckley are outstanding players to watch on the Mojo coming into S19.
“Odessa began in season 7 and was ran by hickster97200 and MadMustaff. They won 4 straight championships until they hit the EEPL in season 13. Mojo decided to take the youth movement route in season 14 and have slowly worked their way back up to the top making it to World League.” The Season 18, Eastern Europe Pro League
Zeta Conference Champ are part of the Shocker/D9 network.
According to Odessa team owner MadMustaff, “Our agents are loyal,unselfish and put the team/network first.”
Odessa is one of only a few WL teams entering S19 with 100 chemistry.
Crouching African Hidden Elephants
Key Recruits: WR Duper & Clayton, WR DeSean Jax,
Formerly known as Franchise, Crouching African Hidden Elephants enter WL for the first time with a new team name. The season 18, African Pro League
League Champion features HB Lane West owned by agent canes30 . Apparently Sofia HB Dajjal Freemason isn’t the only 3 time pro MVP running back. Lane West has won APL conference MVPs S15, 16 and S17.
Team owner Husker2 is “excited to see what he (Lane) can do in WL”.
They added some WR depth to try to keep defenses from keying in on Lane. “We were able to bring in two very good WR, should be fun to watch that group run around.”
Being new to WL they’re hoping to ease into things a bit. “If we get HHWC in week 1 I am going to be very bitter.”
Indianapolis Gurupies
Key Recruits: CB Mike Hindert, FS Stephen AtwaterWR, Charles Da'rehl, G BillyBob Boozer, DT Jimmy Boozer, Jr, DT, Ron Flint, CB Pass Away
Indy has “a system that currently consists of five teams spread across different leagues. They all funnel up this team”
“Entering 5th straight year in World League with the #1 seed in Zeta conference. Coming off a 16-0 season.”
According to team owner refguru their best recruits “Hard to say. They filled a need.”
One need they apparently had is a CB who can cover Jericho Brooks, Ed O'Brien, Slow, Grizzle or Zenyatta. World League meet CB Mike Hindert owned by agent arutacha.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1361832&pbp_id=452588
according to Indy team owner refguru, “he is lightning-fast with an off-the-charts effective level. We'll need him against these ridiculous passing games this year.”
Indy is hoping to “not get the #1 seed.” And they like their chances in S19.
Things you should expect: team name change. Hali will make the playoffs. A new DC soon.
New recruits: HB Serge Naum from Alpine, YmanIV, bunch of 1fiddy Wrs and some Centers with over 9000 strength.
biggest recruit: “a D upgrade”
Hali was the one seed but lost last season to the 8. “Oops” An actual picture of Bushido Zen made more forum noise along with mud girl pics.
The gap between the first two WL ships and waiting for Strange Brew farm team dots to arrive has led Hali forums into an awkward “recession”. Hipster music thread here…some new lame WR wanting to know where to put skill points there….Recession is a little harsh considering other team forums around GLB so more like a cloudy day in L.A. Head Coach Deathblade and GM Wylker would likely say the forums are SHIT and it’s because of the goddamn srs dotballers Gart has let in to fill a serviceable roster. Once the Hali farm teams start rising the forums are expected to see less [Hurf] [/Durf] srs dotball threads for noobs and more pics.
- Hali gon' hali
Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers
Key recruits: HB Zata Ran and plenty of young Wang action. Upgraded about 15 dots from their championship teams
Back to Back Champs broght Joebarber's Zata Ran who is one of the “best backs in GLB” according to team owner ufshowboat. He’s a bit of an unknown since he squandered last season on the Kai. They also love “FS Chen Gong is possibly the best FS I’ve ever seen”.
HHWC has immortalized themselves with consecutive WL ships and feels like they’re all set for all comers except “major sim changes and/or lazy AI”. You never see their “guys in the MVP races because stats dont mean shit..... trophies mean everything” to them and their players are dedicated to their championship system. Their system usually means a shit load of INTs. They have had 14 INTs in the last two WL ships combined. They realize they’re in a loaded conference and have their work cut out for them if they’re to 3 peat. Does D when championships? Apparently it does, even in GLB.
Chocolate Blaze
Key Recruits: QB Malik Rose, CB Deron Williams, TE Sean Dane, FB Big Russian Scat filled back RB Michael Jordan WR Spud Webb, KR Justin Russell 24 ….basically anyone uber built from NBA Jam
The Blaze don’t just want to win this year. They want to “break the game” “lets just rape it, Eye Gauging - Skull fucking, Ass Rapeing”. This team is the best of the best from their network all merged onto a team with 10 chemistry. New QB Malik Rose brought his endorsement. Their players are known to have a piggy bank filled with skill points and bonus tokens. They do still have boosts remaining on NBA Jam players brought over. They are known for their passing offense and expect to be 25 ppg higher this season. Phil Jackson thinks “this team is going to be pure lulzy” and can’t wait to see some sims. Agent Homage and his D line players has a message to WL OC’s, “Please run on dis front 7. It ain't gon' happen girlfriends.” Their team owner Dpride59 isn’t so optimistic. “Blaze went young, and looks to have rebuilt, should be a decent s20 team IMO. there just isn't enough offensive weapons, and when you stack that with 140 str de's, Deron Williams and his 20 ints being the 3rd best cb on the blaze it all adds up to demotion!!! Expect some hell on the forums in spite of expected demotion.
Warsaw Wrath
Key Recruits: QB Jericho Drumm DT Iamout Dogg DE Gondar The Bounty Hunter DE Luther "Shark" Lavay Stuart
Warsaw is an official Addicts team. No they’re THE official addict team. Sure there are other Addicts teams in the WL this season, but the Wrath have become the flagship team with their ability to coordinate against the best in the WL. They have access to hundreds of agents builds and first arrived into the WL S14. They made the playoffs for two years before stumbling in S16. They rebounded with a 19-1 WELP season and then have survived in the WL since behind Owner/DC glwarriors and OC kswass.
They look to be improved transferring to a 2 QB system to keep the passing game consistent for all 4 quarters. Both QBs "Aaron" Murray and recently acquired OPL MVP QB Jericho Drumm will be wearing corporate endorsements. They also hope the additional boosts to some key players over level 72 helps them survive in what “might be the toughest I have ever seen it” according to team owner glwarriors. The Wrath aren’t expecting to win it all but “I think the gap is a bit closer than it has been in past seasons”.
Expect the Wrath to “overachieve” like they have shown capable of doing in their 3 out of 4 WL seasons.
Semarang Red Bulls
Key Recruits: TE Kellen Winslow #80 WR Quagmire Giggitygiggity WR Les Grossman
Semarang burst onto the WL scene with their explosive passing game S18. The season ended at 9-7 but saw Semarang only score less than 30 points one game. Team owner Sockamidic was probably better known as agent to HOF FS Taxi Driver. Now Sockamidic is making a name as a high octane offense led by his superstar WR Zenyatta. “Well she's definitely s star. She finished 800 yards ahead of the 2nd place dot.” The team looks to open up the offense even more with the addition of 2 Maddog86 level 61 WRs with Semarang owner thinks “will be very fucking good this season.” The Zenyatta agent should know an up and coming WR dot when he sees one.
They also added controversial TE Kellen Winslow #80 from the Blaze. Winslow tweeted he won’t be playing until S20 though so Semarang fans may have to wait to see the offense fully together.
The Red Bulls are also happy to have 2 ball hawking safeties and solid agents on board. “Team is made of of solid agents that have been around for a long time. guys like tautology, pimpin_snoopy, Gargus, and maddog, have all been here since season 3 and make up about 75% of the roster.”
Sofia Spiders
Key Recruits: TE Key Keller, LOT Stan Deazy
Sofia Spiders are in the WL for the third time in franchise history. Sofia first made the WL S12 then again in S15.
Team Owner, .spider. only added 2 new players from his 20-0 EEPL squad. The team is led by star RB Dajjal Freemason - back-to back-to back MVP in EE Pro S16-18. I doubt any other RB has had 3 straight pro MVPs. He’ll be needed if the Spiders are going to survive the Alpha conference maze. “we'll see how he fares at WL, says team owner .spider.”
Probably the biggest concern for Sofia entering S19 is “Going w/ a new D coordinator and if he doesnt learn fast it could be ugly.”
Sofia hopes to get off to a fast start helping their WL chances considering “we'll have high chemistry”
Nairobi Warthogs
Key Recruits: QB Ho Poontana, WR Neutrino Speed, LB Wasted Blitz Backer, HB Badger Bennett, CB Termite Maze
“Nairobi was bought by MadMustaff in season 2 and was placed in the African region. They putted along for a few seasons until JTD joined on and convinced the Warthogs to join up with the Shocker group around season 7-8. The Warthogs quickly promoted up to the Pro ranks and have been in the hunt ever since. Nairobi has been in the WL 4 seasons including season 19, not bad for a Cincinnati Shocker farm/feeder team. The agents are extremely dedicated and loyal.”
Co Owner’s Madmustaff and PP want to limit turnovers and improve special teams play. Nairobi is led by their team stars DE Denton Richards, HB Shad Davidson, FB Barnaby Watson. Nairobi did lose some key players from last seasons WL team including HB Chuck Bartowski, QB Troy Aikmann, CB Arbok
Nairobi should have excellent builds because their head coach BADGERBACKER created nearly half of their current squad. Their OC The Duff Man had Nairobi as one of the top rushing WL teams including 443 rushing yards in their 9 pt playoff loss to Saigon.
Nobody should take them lightly since“Warthogs can be extremely fierce if provoked. Beware of their tusks!”
Black Sea Sunami
Key Recruits: WRs Dash Mann, Eric Weems, Michael Jenkins., Anthony Houston and LBs Fat Kid Love Cake, Zeek Williams
Black Sea is used to surprising their opponents and themselves. Last season they weren’t even in the top 10 in preseason APL predictions. The league prognosticators looked on cue after a disastrous Black Sea lost to APL team Sons of Anubis 105-20. They lost the following week to former WL team Windhoek by 9 pts. The Member of the Black Sea Society & Official Addict Team regrouped and went on to win out their regular season and shock APL with a 28-19 victory over Sons of Anubis. Lots of credit has to be given to OC: crawlins and DC ninja turtles for their playoff work in APL to get Black Sea to the WL.
Entering S19 team owner Redass Ranch is hoping their loss of Center Casey Crescenzo to Semarang can be overcome by their opponents being “drunker than us when gp’ing.”
They feel their team strength is in their FB Leadin Infront but they don’t have any superstars. They upgraded their LB and WR core and hope their weakness of “alcohol, mainly beer” doesn’t get them demoted in S19.
Alpine
Key Recruits: WR Blossom, HB Patrick Lime, DE Gucci, SS Armin Borealis
Alpine first arrived into WL in S13 when they were known as the Alpine Golfers. They reentered WL in S16 after their 19-1 WELP season. They came into the WL with a new name and new game. S16 they were a playoff team, but in S17 they advanced all the way to the WL title game despite their 9-7 regular season record. In fact during the playoffs they avenged 3 of their regular season losses to stun the WL.
Enering S19 Alpine is considered one of the favorites after their playoff success. Team owner cavalier expects the team to be improved. He added 2 of his guards, but he is most excited about upgrades to their defense. DT was shored up with Lucifer The Doom Bringer and DE Gucci.
Their secondary has undergone major changes. Alpine is ridding themselves of Co Owner chronoaug’s diva SS Yohji Yamamoto because“his behavior was too much to handle though and he was fired this off-season.”
Team owner cavalier added 2 of his level 70 Gs but is excited to try and get their ground game improved with the addition of APL MVP RB Patrick Lime. Paired with already explosive FB Dirty Deeds they should have a potent HB/FB attack. They wish HB Serge Naum the best on Hali and appreciated his time and wish Yohjii to rot in hell.
What to expect for S19? “getting level 72s on our best dots. That should help a bit.” However, time constraints for gameplanning might be their ultimate downfall from reaching their full potential. At least they won’t have to deal with locker room distractions from their SS.
Cambodian RiverRats
Key Recruits: QB Stink Bug Stink…only 4 recruits in all.
Cambodian doesn’t enter WL as an underdog to most WL owners who have faced the RiverRats already. Last season Cambodian had multiple WL scrimmage wins including: NBA Jam Arcade, Mayan Marauders, QCBC, Smurfs, Masterminds, Semarang and a small loss to back to back WL champ HHWC.
The SEAPL pro team breezed through their 20-0 season and enter WL ready to battle. In fact they “don't fear any teams” Why should they after their proven success against WL teams? They enter with 100 chemistry because they only lost 4 players due to one agent going inactive. They give lots of their team success to co owner VenomCoach. Cambodian owner garddog thinks “By far, we have one of the top minds in GLB in VenomCoach. The guy knows his stuff and has been around since season 1.”
The team was assembled in S7 and have been together since. Star QB Bobby Boucher has been in the MVP race for the last 4 seasons, winning once. Overall, garddog thinks “We have a lot of really good builds on the team” including excellent kicker and punters thanks to guru Chocoburgers.
“Although we are new to WL, if you look at the agents on the roster, there are a lot of guys that have been around the block.” Expect Cambodian to rely on their great defensive scheme and players “that consistently rank near the top for their position.”
Nashville Hounds
Key Recruits: LB Slithice The Naga Siren LB Sean "Eraser" Spence C O Line General, G Señor Fatty, G Herman "The House" Johnson, OT Midnight Diamond V 2.0, OT Steve Zagrabrewski, OT Andrew Slate
Nashville Hounds have been in the WL 5 times: S13, S14, S16, S17, S19
Owner wspd only has 1 player on the team but has used his Addicts connections and relentless recruiting to keep Nashville strong year after year. Head Coach: flames54 has also been a key factor to the teams’ success.
Nashville enters WL once again after their strong 18-2 USLAP season. They were strong defensively and were led on defense by Season 18, USA Pro League
Eastern Conference Defensive MVP LB Vince Jet Jr. This is not the first time they have had a conference MVP defensive player. Vince Jet Jr has decided to stay on board with DC: ghuffman’s defense this upcoming season though.
Nashville feels their defense is outstanding as a unit but agent Dadd has two special CBs in Oliver Zagrabrewski and Andy Zagrabrewski.
Nashville expects to have a strong season and add some more lolGMs.
Saigon Whores
Key Recruits: WR Retrovirus McLovin , LB Self Professed , and G Pullin' Trix KR Branden Smith.
Bort really really really hates Saigon. Is it the team name? Saigon entered WL after their S15 20-0 SEAPL title.
Then S16 this happened http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1277870&pbp_id=15602823
S17 this happened http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1354432&pbp_id=13161489
S18 this happened http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1429484&pbp_id=13229852
Saigon QB Card Shark and DE Ho Chi Minh Won Dong Viet Cong Poon Tang Dog Nguyen have both won WL MVP endorsements.
Team owner StoutOne DTD doesn’t exactly take the competition seriously “We don't usually try until playoffs” Saigon has that kind of talent. Their CB Fury Unleashed has “insane amount of speed and agility”
The Whores lost LB Griffith Gurifisu who is one of “The best blitzing LB in the game” but Saigon thinks they might just be a STOP and a kicker away from “20-0” unless Bort has other plans for them like he usually does.
Lincoln Navigators
Key recruits: WL MVP LB I'm Bad I'm Nationwide
Lincoln first entered WL S12 and went through the regular season undefeated before losing in the playoffs to Hali. The following season S13 they only lost one regular season game. S14 undefeated and conference championship game loss to Valhalla. S15 only 3 regular season losses. Lincoln was one of the ultimate powerhouse teams. They did finally miss the WL playoffs S16, but went back to USLAP and went undefeated. Co Owner, Sik Wit It, HB D'Angelo Barksdale rushed for 51 TDs last season in their dominant season.
“Being forced to play a full season in USLAP was cruel and unusual punishment.” According to team owner ddingo.
Lincoln is set to return to top WL form but does not look forward to enduring “our fucking conference” Another concern is cavalier KR Jenson Lemon is the Eli Manning of the Lemon family. Ultimately. Lincoln is excited for S19 but fears 3 time champion “Valhalla” might be the team to beat.
Moose Jaw Roughriders
The Moose were another WL team demoted after previous success in the WL for a few seasons. They went back to CPL after their 8-8 WL S17. S18 the Moose went 20-0 despite battling a tough pro conference including former WL teams Providence Radicals and Queensland Exiles. Also one of the top pro teams Jebediah’s Oblong Ball Club were in CPL West but the Moose conquered the normally lolwest behind owner dimmy finster and a bunch of his elite players.
Finster credits their “great OC: Mstr_October”
Their S19 outlook “we'll improve at about 23 spots this season through season boosts or slight upgrades. No huge weaknesses other than their“DC” but no great strengths relative to other WL teams either.” Hopefully their predicted “8-8” record is good enough this time around.
Guadalcanal Gunners
Key Recruits: CBs Alonzo "Ball Hawk" Venus, Thunder Dan Majerle and LB Brett Favre
The Gunners are the S18 OPL champs and enter their first WL season. Owned by schrauben8542 Co Owned by AZSEAfan and they believe they have their work cut out for them to make the WL playoffs but they have “dedicated coordinators that out plan and out work the competition” Their OC: sonictsk and DC: AdamantEnigma will have to work overtime in the Alpha conference they landed in.
Their team is led by star WR Alex Stevens and DE Jim Polk. WR Stevens has had consecutive 2,000 receiving yard seasons while their DE Jim Polk has accumulated over 500 career sacks. They also love “Takin'It ToDaHouse KR/PR build.”
They may have advanced to WL one season too late after losing HB Agnlaw Grunt to retirement.
They hope to improve “consistent running game and pass defense ( but who doesn't have that issue?)”
Overall, the Gunners “are looking forward to the challenge each week will bring up here and having fun.”
East St Louis Tire Fires
Key Recruits: WRs Armani Toomer' and Montana Hallzi, HB Asher Lev, FB The Dark Passenger, OT Angry Achilles, OT Hand Gunn, G Walz Platt, G Rexxar The Beastmaster, G Heavy Gunn
The Tire Fires first made WL S12. They then arrived again S14 and secured their first playoff birth. S15 East St. Louis started becoming a much improved WL team. They did lose their first playoff round game but finished S15 regular season 13-3. S16 they finished 8-8 but were demoted.
ESL breezed through S17 finishing 20-0 and carried that over into S18 getting their first WL playoff win in franchise history.
S19 ESL looks to be one of the elite teams “Certainly some different aspects to this team that could make even the frozen ice queen Lady Gaga wet her tip”
OC bhall “has recently upgraded his tequila stock.” He thinks Owner Rusty Trombone might have added to the Defense a player or two but with his CB Capitonas”Cappy” Hallzi and Hokiemon DE Bruce Smith you don’t need much else tbh.
OC bhall thinks WL alpha is a “fucking juggernaut to say the least.” So he’s considering “A month long bender for bhall.” Because he knows the team’s weakness is when he’s sober tinkering with the AI.
Cagliari Outbreak
The Outbreak first made WL last season and were successful in avoiding demotion. Team owner Daniel_05 says “we have always been considered the underdog for some reason despite our W/L record. We must be doing something right.” He credits OC: SamsonsToupee for most of the teams success since he’s “more or less a lolowner.
”Sin City Silent Assassins
Key recruits: “We feel that the 4 new players are all strong,”
Sin City team owner Unspoken has his team back into the WL behind their “3 headed monster at the HB.” HBs Maurice Edward Clarett, Koko Goldstein and .Darren McFadden. Helped Sin City to their S18 OPL Alpha title.
The team is proud that “90% of this team has been together from Day one, and its a great crew that has been loyal and helped get this team to the WL with a bit of success along the way.”
They first arrived into the WL S17 and finished a respectable 8-8. 6 of their losses that season were by less than 10 points.
This season they hope to avoid giving up the “big plays on us which we intend to avoid this coming season” but they know WL wins are not easy to come by. “All of them, like I say every W is tough up here.”
Carthage Mad Clash
Key Recruits: joined the Shockers organization and picked up a bunch of really good players from them.
Carthage first made the WL in S17 and survived demotion. S18 they started 1-5 and survived their brutal start. They finished strong and won 9 out of their next 10 games but did lose their playoff game again in the first round.
Team owner Hays23 is confident Carthage will be much improved this season after recruiting from the Shockers organization and “plan on losing no more than 4 games this season.” They did lose WL leading rusher Iightning mcqueen from their S18 team. This season HBs Bort's Balloon, Napoleon Kauffman and Juice Terry Lawson will be relied upon more in OC MadMustaff Offense.
Carthage is an Official Addicts team that added former WL players from their network of teams including Cincinnati Shockers and District 9 Prawns. S19 they have high hopes “we've got no weaknesses, and we try harder than everybody else.” They also have an MVP kicker wearing his endorsement!
Krungthep Garudas
Key Recruits: WRs Event Horizon, "AJ" Green, Stupidly Fast, Blanco Niño, WHOOOOOSH He's Outta Here!, Dez Bryant
LB "The Garbage Man" and RB Mama, There Goes That Man!
Krungthep has been in the WL before. First in S13 then again in S15. S17 they hoped to get their first playoff win but were unsuccessful. Now their 4th WL trip with a new and improved roster team owner, fool, made a bunch of changes to his roster. “We brought in a ton of new guys. Most notably adding to our WR corps. He also landed some nice recruits: “Saris bringing in a nice Poss. WR, Ubass brought in a nice LB, and Thunder66 brought in his RB.”
Krungthep takes STs seriously. “Boots Riley and Bucket Kicker are the best Punter & Kicker in GLB. Both have multiple Pro and WL awards, including WL ST MVP.”
Fool is fortunate “Our biggest strength is having 3 of the best minds in GLB do our coordination. Tautology will be running the offense, Ghuffman takes care of the Defense, and Joe Rice is the best Scout in GLB, bar none.”
Krungthep is not thrilled about their conference “just about fucking EVERYONE! have you seen our conference!?!? We need to get lucky on our cross-conference draw. Also our chemistry is low, so hoping to face teams with similar chemistry to start the season.”
The team should be motivated since there are rewards to be won “I'm running a contest "Garuda of the Year" for our best offensive and defensive dot this season. These are real handcrafted trophies I picked up in Krungthep and brought back to the States.”
Should the Garudas falter they’ll definitely have a scapegoat… http://www.flickr.com/photos/9728373@N02/4123001831/
Bloodweiser Bugle All Stars
Key Recruits: LBs Brian Corcoran, DT Wavin Reltuan, “Still recruiting but very happy with all the newcomers so far”
Bloodweiser is back in WL for their second go around. They rely on their potent ground game behind HBs Shamir Yitzhaki, Reaper Iconstrife and Dairya - Ronin Duelist. They did lose “DE Harvestor of Sorrow who's gone to gone to So Cal BDC; he was awesome for us last season”, said Head Coach thelanger.
Bloodweiser recipe for success isn’t just their ground game. “Our D which is pretty good getting lots of turnovers” They expect stronger LB play this season too.
Overall, “We're just delighted to get a second chance to be in WL again and hope to improve on the 2 wins we got last time.”
Brooklyn Breast Milk
Key Recruits: G Little Richard blocking TE Justin. Peele, SS Sherron Pollard, DE John Abraham
Brookly Breast Milk are Owned by Mendenhall TheFuture Co Owned by SidVicious and are making their first WL trip. QB Slingin’ Sammy Baugh brought his SLAP corporate endorsement with him.
They also are excited to see how HB Good Gravy, WR Sidney Aluicious fair in WL. Their DC URL54MVP will have some potential lockdown CBs to play with in Tip Drill Thomas and Tracy "Shutdown" Porter. Mendenhall has faith in his DC calling him “one of the top DC's in the game.”
“80% of this team are still going to be players from just a handful of us that have come up all the way through... we made some mistakes with them along the way so they aren't great top end players, just very good... Our defense will surely be put in the best position to win” There offense is the big question mark coming into S19 “its up to me to get us over that 4 win total really.”
Brooklyn thinks Alpine will be their toughest matchup.. “although they all do.” This is probably to be expected from a first time WL team but “its just up to the dots” to see how it plays out.
Korb Destroyers
Key Recruits: DT Meat Hands FB Benchwarmer Bob III, FB Tooter Shellby Jr, G Loonie Toonie, G Innen Pfosten
Korb has been a WL regular as well. First in S12 then in S17 and now S19. Korb hopes to build on past experiences this time around and secure a playoff spot. However,
”lazyness and forgeting to save the AI after putting it together” could be their Achilles. Korb has had mystery AI problems over the seasons. Our ability to fuck up the offense AI and somehow ending up with plays that worked and in the end nobody knows why the got used” has been annoying to team owner Disastermaster.
The team does have some offensive weapons including TE Kevin Atkinson II, HB Dirty Rotten Scoundrel. DC Rusty Trombone has DE BEWARE OF SHAMWOW IMITATORS at his disposal.
Currently, Korb enters WL with the longest winning streak dating back to the end of their S17 WL season where they finished with back to back wins and haven’t looked back since. They hope this is the year they get their first playoff birth and beyond and think they’re “9-7”ish which should get them into the playoffs.
Royal Blue Drunken Smurfs of Funkalicious Labatt
Key Recruits: SS Fa Que, HB DeAngelo "Williams" HB Unique Ason, DE Samantha Waters, WR Wolf Fish, WR Junior's Sea Turtle, CB Willie Wetworth Jr, DE Governor Wetworth Jr
The Smurfs look to get back to their S17 WL form where they were CCG losers to eventual WL champion HHWC by only 5 pts. S18 was a sophomore slump which Head Coach MadCow DTD described, “We were a cocky bunch of SEA Pro punks who were humbled last season. But we are just happy to be in the W/L for another season. LOLhedgehogs”
The smurfs are excited about their upcoming offense. “We Just signed the SEA Pro MVP from last season who had over 5k yards plus we snagged Wowi's scat back who is a huge improvement over what we had last season. We are looking to really control the ball this season.”
“Dimmy from moosejaw has yet again saved our ass and brought over some of the most badass dots ever” They also think they have a “special” playmaker in their SS Fa Que.
“We got really badass upgrades at O line and that should be even more of a strength of our team.”
OC Mstr_October and DC zakatakrr will have new weapons to hopefully compete with their projected fiercest competition in Honolulu and the Blaze. “We can’t seem to beat either of those teams, ever, we always play the Wangs very close but they just pull it out, and well (Blaze) just skull fucks us at will, a very bad match up for us.”
“The Smurfs are a made up of a great group of guys, despite Madcow's reputation.”
Odessa Mojo
Key Recruits: S15 WL MVP QB Boom Shaka Laka, rushing FB Nacho Average Dot
Odessa Mojo is best known for their third longest winning streak in GLB: 83 games. They will now try to make a name for themselves entering their first WL season.
HB Charley Young DT Keyboard Cat, G Quarterback Protector and CB Sebastian Buckley are outstanding players to watch on the Mojo coming into S19.
“Odessa began in season 7 and was ran by hickster97200 and MadMustaff. They won 4 straight championships until they hit the EEPL in season 13. Mojo decided to take the youth movement route in season 14 and have slowly worked their way back up to the top making it to World League.” The Season 18, Eastern Europe Pro League
Zeta Conference Champ are part of the Shocker/D9 network.
According to Odessa team owner MadMustaff, “Our agents are loyal,unselfish and put the team/network first.”
Odessa is one of only a few WL teams entering S19 with 100 chemistry.
Crouching African Hidden Elephants
Key Recruits: WR Duper & Clayton, WR DeSean Jax,
Formerly known as Franchise, Crouching African Hidden Elephants enter WL for the first time with a new team name. The season 18, African Pro League
League Champion features HB Lane West owned by agent canes30 . Apparently Sofia HB Dajjal Freemason isn’t the only 3 time pro MVP running back. Lane West has won APL conference MVPs S15, 16 and S17.
Team owner Husker2 is “excited to see what he (Lane) can do in WL”.
They added some WR depth to try to keep defenses from keying in on Lane. “We were able to bring in two very good WR, should be fun to watch that group run around.”
Being new to WL they’re hoping to ease into things a bit. “If we get HHWC in week 1 I am going to be very bitter.”
Indianapolis Gurupies
Key Recruits: CB Mike Hindert, FS Stephen AtwaterWR, Charles Da'rehl, G BillyBob Boozer, DT Jimmy Boozer, Jr, DT, Ron Flint, CB Pass Away
Indy has “a system that currently consists of five teams spread across different leagues. They all funnel up this team”
“Entering 5th straight year in World League with the #1 seed in Zeta conference. Coming off a 16-0 season.”
According to team owner refguru their best recruits “Hard to say. They filled a need.”
One need they apparently had is a CB who can cover Jericho Brooks, Ed O'Brien, Slow, Grizzle or Zenyatta. World League meet CB Mike Hindert owned by agent arutacha.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1361832&pbp_id=452588
according to Indy team owner refguru, “he is lightning-fast with an off-the-charts effective level. We'll need him against these ridiculous passing games this year.”
Indy is hoping to “not get the #1 seed.” And they like their chances in S19.
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