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BillSaidSux
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MaRAWK!!o offices were raided today by agents of the Treasury Department today after recent audits have shown that the organization did not have enough cash to back their obligations. It is widely believed that MaRAWK!!o is highly invested in collateralized, goat backed loans. These loans were a complex financial instrument developed during the goat bubble of the last decade.

Not having enough cash on the books means the Treasury Department will take over operations of the team starting on Day 41 and will not be renewing any contracts. All team assets will be sold off in order to help pay off outstanding debt.

Questions have recently arisen around MaRAWK!!o’s goat related assets in recent months. Insiders, who have either remained anonymous or disappeared with no trace, have told intrepid reporters that the goats seem to disappear for a day or two and then suddenly appear in Billsaidsux’s account…only to disappear in another day or two. Federal Investigators are looking into possible connections with underground goat trafficking.

The Treasury Department will hold an auction for the following items. Interested bidders please contact league reps for details:

1. Two unnecessary “!”
2. A huge amount of liquor. Huge may be understating it a bit actually.
3. One ludicrously expensive MaRAWK!!otron 6000
4. A bunch of furniture from the insanely opulent and huge owner’s suite. Most of it has been sat on rarely but slept on often.
5. One coach’s desk and a FredEx nameplate (never used)
6. One trophy case (never used)
 
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feel free to light up my forum man
 
Ace
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I knew we shouldn't have gotten into the underground goat market...



Originally posted by Husker2
feel free to light up my forum man


Can I light it up to?

(Read as: Free lolGM?)
Edited by Ace♠ on Oct 31, 2010 19:50:21
 
kswetnam
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Sad day when the RAWK closes up shop
 
BayouBobby
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Originally posted by kswetnam
Sad day when the RAWK closes up shop


 
ecrana
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Originally posted by kswetnam
Sad day when the RAWK closes up shop


 
AZSEAfan
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This is a bunch of crap. Damn you Bill! Damn You!!!!!!!!
 
Jon Kitna
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Freddie Mitchell shall forever guide your offense in spirit.

If the RAWK closes, there is nothing left. Goodnight, GLB.
 
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Originally posted by kswetnam
Sad day when the RAWK closes up shop


 
Moretti
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Originally posted by palmer_garnett_95
Originally posted by kswetnam

Sad day when the RAWK closes up shop




 
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Originally posted by Moretti
Originally posted by palmer_garnett_95

Originally posted by kswetnam


Sad day when the RAWK closes up shop






Word. This is getting out of hand...
I wish Bort gave out a survey to owners of teams that are folding. Figure out why and see if he could fix it for the future.

Obviously his system isn't working... or its working as intended?
 
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Originally posted by StiffarmSteve
Originally posted by Moretti

Originally posted by palmer_garnett_95


Originally posted by kswetnam



Sad day when the RAWK closes up shop






Word. This is getting out of hand...
I wish Bort gave out a survey to owners of teams that are folding. Figure out why and see if he could fix it for the future.

Obviously his system isn't working... or its working as intended?



My deal is I have a 5 month old kid and at this level I have to recruit 24/7, which takes away from what I'm good at...posting nonsense in forums. I discussed getting rid of the Kid with my wife, but she was not for it.

I think the teame had finally located the corner and I think we could have turned it next season but it was too big of a hill for me and Ace right now. Great staff and great agents. We will probably be back in some form or another.

Obvioulsy we love APL and the africa leagues. it has been a lot of fun and an honor to match up with you guys.
Edited by BillSaidSux on Nov 1, 2010 11:03:10
 
Salesman
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Sorry to see you shutting it down.. I would have sold the wife and kid before the team
 
StiffarmSteve
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Originally posted by Salesman
Sorry to see you shutting it down.. I would have sold the wife and kid before the team


Word. This actually happened to me over the weekend! O_o
 
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Originally posted by StiffarmSteve
Word. This actually happened to me over the weekend! O_o


 
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