Warrior General Games

ALPHA CONFERENCE

1. Hali of Fame vs. 8. NBA Jam Arcade

-Gart vs. Stern errrrr rjssob

QBs Malik Rose and Nick Crozier the top two Alpha MVPs highlight this matchup.
Hali has a 15 game win streak excluding their lolscrim blowout loss to Jebs of CPL

X factor players include WL INT single season record holder Deron Williams and Hali KR Funnel King who has been mysteriously quiet this season.

No [Hurf][/Durf] taking this game seriously since Hali has their swag back and has a fantasy basketball auction draft to prep for ironically.

Jam get dunked on 30-27 but still have a million saved sps for next season.

4. The Osaka Buckeyes vs. 5. Royal Blue Drunken Smurfs of Funkalicious Labatt

- Yeah I went ahead and copy/pasted that strange team name

Osaka leads WL in team rushing mainly because their QB play has been how do I say shitty in French. They ditched Eric Porter for Colin McHale and they have a rushing QB in the WL for some reason. They lean on their ground game and then mix in a half dozen INTs here or there occasionally.

Smurfs post a lot but they don’t say much. Over/Under on threads made between 5star and Madcow before and after this game is 7.5 You can guarantee some smack will be tossed around before and after this one between these two teams and the loser gets fucking RNGd!!!!!

Smurfs are led by their 2 big board MVP WRs Nick Felonk and "AJ" Green along with LB Krack N Skulls and his over 9000 sacks and win 34-8.

2. Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers vs. 7. So Cal BDC

Somehow the defending Champs are one of the most underrated teams in GLB. They went 18-2 en route to their first WL title last season. They were also the inaugural WL runner ups. This season they posted a 26 game WL winning streak yet nearly more people had the Kai instead of them in Come’s flex point free roll.

What they do have is a stout DEFENSE. 2nd best in passing TDs allowed and tied for first in rushing TDs allowed. They also boast the most KR TDs in the WL.

So Cal is one of the ultimate WL regulars. They have only missed one single WL season. they’re famous for sacks sacks sacks and more sacks...LB sacks that is.

It started with Denver Last Dinosaur and his 400 career sacks. This season its LBs Jimmy Patterson and Sweet Child O' Mine. They have like a million sacks and their DC was likely ready to rage quit with the original DPC removal announcement. Other than that I don’t know much about So Cal other than they always blitz the phuck out your QB and make the WL playoffs year after year.

I like HHWC 55-27 in this battle of perennial WL teams.


3. Saigon Whores vs. 6. Nairobi Warthogs

This is an ironic matchup. The Whores don’t gameplan and the Warthogs weren’t supposed to be gameplanning in the WL themselves. Nairobi more than made up for their WL pass and have proven themselves to be one of the top teams in the game in the tougher of the two conferences with their playoff birth.

Saigon still has defending WL MVP Qb Card Shark and his endorsement. They also have MVP big board RB Coo Chee and scat back Casca Kyasuka to their explosive offense.

I fully expect Saigon to not gameplan just yet but win this one on talent alone 86-16.




ZETA CONFERENCE

lolzeta

if vegas was making lines, the biggest favorite has to be saigon.


will be fun to watch playout though

Originally posted by chronoaug
if vegas was making lines, the biggest favorite has to be saigon.


will be fun to watch playout though

demand a chrono Zeta playoff prediction

Originally posted by jtserb
Originally posted by chronoaug

if vegas was making lines, the biggest favorite has to be saigon.


will be fun to watch playout though

demand a chrono Zeta playoff prediction

maybe. depends if you insert early season alpine s17 ai into carthage and then indy/semearang

Nice predictions. Don't tell Bort, but I actually have all the links for these. Pretty impressive prognosticating.

Originally posted by PLAYMAKERS
1. Hali of Fame vs. 8. NBA Jam Arcade

Jam get dunked on 30-27 but still have a million saved sps for next season.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=1416650

Originally posted by PLAYMAKERS
4. The Osaka Buckeyes vs. 5. Royal Blue Drunken Smurfs of Funkalicious Labatt

Smurfs are led by their 2 big board MVP WRs Nick Felonk and "AJ" Green along with LB Krack N Skulls and his over 9000 sacks and win 34-8.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=1416687

Originally posted by PLAYMAKERS
2. Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers vs. 7. So Cal BDC

I like HHWC 55-27 in this battle of perennial WL teams.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=1416680

Originally posted by PLAYMAKERS
3. Saigon Whores vs. 6. Nairobi Warthogs

I fully expect Saigon to not gameplan just yet but win this one on talent alone 86-16.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=1416656

Warthogs to WL after 2-6 start

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybaIUjmXig0&feature=related

Originally posted by Abstract Actuary
Nice predictions. Don't tell Bort, but I actually have all the links for these. Pretty impressive prognosticating.

Originally posted by PLAYMAKERS

1. Hali of Fame vs. 8. NBA Jam Arcade

Jam get dunked on 30-27 but still have a million saved sps for next season.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=1416650

Originally posted by PLAYMAKERS

4. The Osaka Buckeyes vs. 5. Royal Blue Drunken Smurfs of Funkalicious Labatt

Smurfs are led by their 2 big board MVP WRs Nick Felonk and "AJ" Green along with LB Krack N Skulls and his over 9000 sacks and win 34-8.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=1416687

Originally posted by PLAYMAKERS

2. Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers vs. 7. So Cal BDC

I like HHWC 55-27 in this battle of perennial WL teams.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=1416680

Originally posted by PLAYMAKERS

3. Saigon Whores vs. 6. Nairobi Warthogs

I fully expect Saigon to not gameplan just yet but win this one on talent alone 86-16.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=1416656

plz to be doing zeta too. thx

Originally posted by chronoaug
maybe. depends if you insert early season alpine s17 ai into carthage and then indy/semearang

lol

Originally posted by chronoaug
maybe. depends if you insert early season alpine s17 ai into carthage and then indy/semearang

ya do know your screwed this year anyway. Like I said last year, the reason alpine made a playoff run was obviously because of my mad skillz!

Originally posted by PLAYMAKERS


Osaka leads WL in team rushing mainly because their QB play has been how do I say shitty in French. They ditched Eric Porter for Colin McHale and they have a rushing QB in the WL for some reason. They lean on their ground game and then mix in a half dozen INTs here or there occasionally.

Smurfs post a lot but they don’t say much. Over/Under on threads made between 5star and Madcow before and after this game is 7.5 You can guarantee some smack will be tossed around before and after this one between these two teams and the loser gets fucking RNGd!!!!!




congrats this is the first time I have lol'd at any of your posts

mix in a half dozen INTs here or there

tbh Osaka is the best possible 1st round game for us, but we they are still a better team. lol we will need 5 ints to win, IM just happy to have made the playoffs, I have been humbled

2. Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers vs. 7. So Cal BDC

I really like this one. That has the potential to be one hell of a game.

With the exception of the Saigon game, I think all three games will be close. Still expect the top 4 teams to go though though.

Originally posted by kwankwan
With the exception of the Saigon game, I think all three games will be close. Still expect the top 4 teams to go though though.

I don't think the Hali-Jam game will be close.

I don't necessarily think it's a lock for either team, but I don't think it will be close either way.