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original....We didn't go down.....26-7 solid win over the Stallions...but we still suck

new.....We didn't go down.....26-7 kinda loose pudding like win over the Stallions...but we suck a little less for it..

Originally posted by BigRagu
We didn't go down.....26-7 solid win over the Stallions...but we still suck

Looking forward to a good game with you guys next week..

Hats off to the Mniax because you beat us but calling our game a solid win means you know of football like I know of croquet...

Thank you for the hats off thing. Your right,using the word solid was wrong, my bad. It should have been 27-0 because our kicker missed an extra point and your team was very lucky you scored on the first drive. There's no crying in GLB ...its just a game!

P.S.

Croquet Rules & Regulations

Nine Wicket rules (backyard variety)

See the Oxford Site link above for International Association Rules.

Croquet Rules Overview

So you've just bought a brand-new croquet set and you've gathered your friends in the backyard on an easy summer afternoon. Sounds like a great time, but does anybody really know croquet rules? Here's a condensed version:

Prepare the croquet court. A freshly mowed lawn of short grass is preferable. The court, when space permits, should be 100 feet by 50 feet, though you can adjust accordingly.

Croquet law calls for boundaries marked by string, or stakes to mark the corners. Place the wickets firmly in the ground within the court in a double-diamond, figure-eight shape (each wicket at a point of the diamond, at an even-distance apart. Two wickets, close to each other, should be placed at the very top and bottom of the figure 8. A stake is then placed behind each top and bottom wicket).

For a game of two to four players, you'll need four balls; for a six-player game, croquet law calls for six balls. Each team plays with different colored balls. Each player takes a mallet and must only use the striking end, not the side, when moving their ball through the wickets.


Hitting the balls with a mallet, you move through the course, scoring points for each wicket and stake made in the correct order. You start at the bottom of the figure 8, moving the balls counterclockwise around the diamonds (making sure to hit the stake at the top of the figure 8, then moving back through the top wickets). Players take turns; at the beginning of each play, the player, or "striker," has one shot, hitting only the ball she/he is playing that turn. The turn ends after that shot, unless a bonus shot is earned by scoring a wicket or stake or by hitting another ball. The play continues until there are no more bonus shots, or until the player hits the finishing stake at the bottom of the double-diamond, where play began. It sounds rather involved, but once you get the hang of croquet rules, they'll become second nature.

To score a wicket, croquet rules state that the ball must go all the way through the wicket and stay clear of it. (According to croquet rules, the point doesn't count if the ball rolls back, and through the wicket.) The team wins when it has moved all its balls successfully through the double-diamond.

Now that you have croquet rules down, go enjoy a riveting game of croquet!

LMAO....Thanks I was just looking for the rules...You saved me some time

Originally posted by randy4ever
Hats off to the Mniax because you beat us but calling our game a solid win means you know of football like I know of croquet...

OK guess you giving him too much credit .. and he don't like it. Next time BigRagu just need to tell him like it is .. umm We beat there ASS... and we suck..Boy..

I got next game against winner in croquet.

I'm glad you guys get so excited about a win and I am also happy we got our 'ASS beat' from such a strong team that should have deservedly beat us 27-0 like the Champion of Clairvoyance stated a few posts ago...
Now my suggestion to you instead of spending time on Wikipedia is working to keep your winning ways going, you wouldn't want to be one of those superteams that breezes through regualar season and then gets bounced out in the first or second game of the playoffs do ya?

Im glad you are happy to be a loser. Maybe thats why your rather classy team lost. Im glad you arent smart enough to close your stats to the rest of the league so everyone can see just how slow your sorry ass wide receiver really is. Keep working on those special abilities, Im sure those will get you some stats.


Strength: 14 Blocking: 10
Speed: 39 Tackling: 10
Agility: 25.43 Throwing: 8
Jumping: 20.63 Catching: 29.77
Stamina: 22.73 Carrying: 15.5
Vision: 21.63 Kicking: 9
Confidence: 20.5

BURN

Oh my God you saw my wide receiver stats...... i'll go into the corner and cry now... boo hoo...... Geez that gave you some edge considering the 10 for 169... wow I wonder if I were superfast like your sideline bolts
people like you are the cancer of this game..... and the other guy always posting monosyllables after you .... how cool, who is he, your sidekick? maybe he should change his name to Ray Martin's Pimp

Originally posted by randy4ever
Oh my God you saw my wide receiver stats...... i'll go into the corner and cry now... boo hoo...... Geez that gave you some edge considering the 10 for 169... wow I wonder if I were superfast like your sideline bolts
people like you are the cancer of this game..... and the other guy always posting monosyllables after you .... how cool, who is he, your sidekick? maybe he should change his name to Ray Martin's Pimp

LOL pretty funny..Its called a team..Also pretty funny since now you closed your stats..also we are the cancer ..lmao..thats a joke.. since this all started By BigRagu Saying it was a solid win..Just funny to me .. Get over it..
And now your pissed because we are a TEAM<(T)ogether (E)veryone (A)rchives (M)ore>. And a good one at that .. we stand behind each other each step of the way..


Sidekick..ok I am his sidekick...again TEAM PLAYER...

We still suck
My new name Satans"Cancer"Pimp

But on a brighter NOTE: We Still suck...

Originally posted by Satans_Pimp

we stand behind each other ...


Thanks for the visual.

What was our theme song...lmao

The Divinyls

I Touch Myself Lyrics


I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

Chorus:
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me happy honey
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes
And see you before me
Think I would die
If you were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
I'd do anything for you

Chorus

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

Chorus

I want you
I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you
I touch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah

Chorus

Should hear the Crowd when it comes too..

Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah

LMFAO...

always good to laugh at your self makes the game more fun

hey Raymartin, I see you are very opinionated about losing and losers, has that anything to do with the other little project you are involved in? you might want to give a hint or two to the bunch of guys who are managing the team with the improbable name of CHUMP TOWN BIG PAULYS TROOPS. Being involved (albeit with a 3rd string FB who appears to be glued to the bench) in a team which is 0-5 with 31 pts scored, 300+ allowed in 5 games gives you all the credibility to lecture us about winning ways....

Yes!