Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 4 ........ 1 ........ 0.498 ........ 13-2.... Willamette Valley Thunder
2.. ........ 7 ........ 7 ........ 0.502 ........ 13-2.... Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated
3.. ...... 13 ........ 8 ........ 0.547 ........ 11-4.... Chesaw Panthers
4.. ........ 6 ........ 2 ........ 0.489 ........ 13-2.... Flin Flon Fighting Black Bears
5.. ........ 5 ...... 10 ........ 0.471 ........ 13-2.... Orlando Hammerheads
6.. ........ 3 ........ 3 ........ 0.462 ........ 12-3.... Chesapeake Panthers
7.. ........ 2 ........ 6 ........ 0.462 ........ 13-2.... Quahog Browns
8.. ........ 1 ........ 4 ........ 0.480 ........ 12-3.... Border Reivers
9.. ........ 9 ........ 9 ........ 0.449 ........ 12-3.... Canada Athletics
10 ...... 10 ........ 5 ........ 0.413 ........ 14-1.... Amsterdam Muff Slamers
11 ...... 11 ...... 11 ........ 0.551 ........ 8-7...... Grimless Ducks
12 ........ 8 ...... 13 ........ 0.453 ........ 10-5.... Gˆteborg Vikings
13 ...... 12 ...... 14 ........ 0.453 ........ 10-5.... Cochabamba MADNESS
14 ...... 18 ...... 19 ........ 0.467 ........ 9-6...... Downtown Playas
15 ...... 14 ...... 16 ........ 0.529 ........ 7-8...... Niagara Falls Body Snatchers
16 ...... 15 ...... 12 ........ 0.436 ........ 10-5.... Mount Juliet J-Byrds
17 ...... 16 ...... 17 ........ 0.458 ........ 9-6...... East Central Minnesota Outcasts
18 ...... 19 ...... 15 ........ 0.511 ........ 7-8...... Barrie Baycats
19 ...... 21 ...... 18 ........ 0.498 ........ 6-9...... Malaysian Madness
20 ...... 17 ...... 22 ........ 0.489 ........ 6-9...... Anarchy X
21 ...... 20 ...... 20 ........ 0.462 ........ 8-7...... Metro MonSTARS
22 ...... 23 ...... 21 ........ 0.524 ........ 4-11.... Tesriver Flood
23 ...... 24 ...... 25 ........ 0.538 ........ 5-10.... Horde Gone Wild
24 ...... 28 ...... 23 ........ 0.587 ........ 2-13.... Boston Magic
25 ...... 22 ...... 27 ........ 0.542 ........ 3-12.... EDINBURGH GHOSTS
26 ...... 27 ...... 26 ........ 0.556 ........ 3-12.... Houston Hurricanes
27 ...... 30 ...... 29 ........ 0.569 ........ 2-13.... Gaines Panthers
28 ...... 25 ...... 24 ........ 0.498 ........ 2-13.... Malibu Dirtynaugs
29 ...... 26 ...... 28 ........ 0.533 ........ 2-13.... Munich Cardinals
30 ...... 29 ...... 30 ........ 0.551 ........ 1-14.... Cimmeria Barbarians
31 ...... 31 ...... 31 ........ 0.520 ........ 0-15.... Oahu Menehune
32 ...... 32 ...... 32 ........ 0.502 ........ 0-15.... Enchanted Mayhem
NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score Matchup
24 - 17 Quahog Browns (13-2) def. Amsterdam Muff Slamers (14-1)
74 - 8 Flin Flon Fighting Black Bears (13-2) def. Metro MonSTARS (8-7)
69 - 13 Border Reivers (12-3) def. East Central Minnesota Outcasts (9-6)
49 - 12 Chesapeake Panthers (12-3) def. Mount Juliet J-Byrds (10-5)
156 - 6 Barrie Baycats (7-8) def. Enchanted Mayhem (0-15)
84 - 22 Anarchy X (6-9) def. Munich Cardinals (2-13)
44 - 27 Horde Gone Wild (5-10) def. Cimmeria Barbarians (1-14)
45 - 32 EDINBURGH GHOSTS (3-12) def. Houston Hurricanes (3-12)
53 - 13 Willamette Valley Thunder (13-2) def. Cochabamba MADNESS (10-5)
56 - 15 Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated (13-2) def. Downtown Playas (9-6)
63 - 12 Orlando Hammerheads (13-2) def. Malaysian Madness (6-9)
39 - 28 Canada Athletics (12-3) def. Gˆteborg Vikings (10-5)
160 - 3 Chesaw Panthers (11-4) def. Oahu Menehune (0-15)
83 - 10 Grimless Ducks (8-7) def. Malibu Dirtynaugs (2-13)
54 - 16 Niagara Falls Body Snatchers (7-8) def. Tesriver Flood (4-11)
33 - 16 Boston Magic (2-13) def. Gaines Panthers (2-13)
1.. ........ 4 ........ 1 ........ 0.498 ........ 13-2.... Willamette Valley Thunder
2.. ........ 7 ........ 7 ........ 0.502 ........ 13-2.... Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated
3.. ...... 13 ........ 8 ........ 0.547 ........ 11-4.... Chesaw Panthers
4.. ........ 6 ........ 2 ........ 0.489 ........ 13-2.... Flin Flon Fighting Black Bears
5.. ........ 5 ...... 10 ........ 0.471 ........ 13-2.... Orlando Hammerheads
6.. ........ 3 ........ 3 ........ 0.462 ........ 12-3.... Chesapeake Panthers
7.. ........ 2 ........ 6 ........ 0.462 ........ 13-2.... Quahog Browns
8.. ........ 1 ........ 4 ........ 0.480 ........ 12-3.... Border Reivers
9.. ........ 9 ........ 9 ........ 0.449 ........ 12-3.... Canada Athletics
10 ...... 10 ........ 5 ........ 0.413 ........ 14-1.... Amsterdam Muff Slamers
11 ...... 11 ...... 11 ........ 0.551 ........ 8-7...... Grimless Ducks
12 ........ 8 ...... 13 ........ 0.453 ........ 10-5.... Gˆteborg Vikings
13 ...... 12 ...... 14 ........ 0.453 ........ 10-5.... Cochabamba MADNESS
14 ...... 18 ...... 19 ........ 0.467 ........ 9-6...... Downtown Playas
15 ...... 14 ...... 16 ........ 0.529 ........ 7-8...... Niagara Falls Body Snatchers
16 ...... 15 ...... 12 ........ 0.436 ........ 10-5.... Mount Juliet J-Byrds
17 ...... 16 ...... 17 ........ 0.458 ........ 9-6...... East Central Minnesota Outcasts
18 ...... 19 ...... 15 ........ 0.511 ........ 7-8...... Barrie Baycats
19 ...... 21 ...... 18 ........ 0.498 ........ 6-9...... Malaysian Madness
20 ...... 17 ...... 22 ........ 0.489 ........ 6-9...... Anarchy X
21 ...... 20 ...... 20 ........ 0.462 ........ 8-7...... Metro MonSTARS
22 ...... 23 ...... 21 ........ 0.524 ........ 4-11.... Tesriver Flood
23 ...... 24 ...... 25 ........ 0.538 ........ 5-10.... Horde Gone Wild
24 ...... 28 ...... 23 ........ 0.587 ........ 2-13.... Boston Magic
25 ...... 22 ...... 27 ........ 0.542 ........ 3-12.... EDINBURGH GHOSTS
26 ...... 27 ...... 26 ........ 0.556 ........ 3-12.... Houston Hurricanes
27 ...... 30 ...... 29 ........ 0.569 ........ 2-13.... Gaines Panthers
28 ...... 25 ...... 24 ........ 0.498 ........ 2-13.... Malibu Dirtynaugs
29 ...... 26 ...... 28 ........ 0.533 ........ 2-13.... Munich Cardinals
30 ...... 29 ...... 30 ........ 0.551 ........ 1-14.... Cimmeria Barbarians
31 ...... 31 ...... 31 ........ 0.520 ........ 0-15.... Oahu Menehune
32 ...... 32 ...... 32 ........ 0.502 ........ 0-15.... Enchanted Mayhem
NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score Matchup
24 - 17 Quahog Browns (13-2) def. Amsterdam Muff Slamers (14-1)
74 - 8 Flin Flon Fighting Black Bears (13-2) def. Metro MonSTARS (8-7)
69 - 13 Border Reivers (12-3) def. East Central Minnesota Outcasts (9-6)
49 - 12 Chesapeake Panthers (12-3) def. Mount Juliet J-Byrds (10-5)
156 - 6 Barrie Baycats (7-8) def. Enchanted Mayhem (0-15)
84 - 22 Anarchy X (6-9) def. Munich Cardinals (2-13)
44 - 27 Horde Gone Wild (5-10) def. Cimmeria Barbarians (1-14)
45 - 32 EDINBURGH GHOSTS (3-12) def. Houston Hurricanes (3-12)
53 - 13 Willamette Valley Thunder (13-2) def. Cochabamba MADNESS (10-5)
56 - 15 Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated (13-2) def. Downtown Playas (9-6)
63 - 12 Orlando Hammerheads (13-2) def. Malaysian Madness (6-9)
39 - 28 Canada Athletics (12-3) def. Gˆteborg Vikings (10-5)
160 - 3 Chesaw Panthers (11-4) def. Oahu Menehune (0-15)
83 - 10 Grimless Ducks (8-7) def. Malibu Dirtynaugs (2-13)
54 - 16 Niagara Falls Body Snatchers (7-8) def. Tesriver Flood (4-11)
33 - 16 Boston Magic (2-13) def. Gaines Panthers (2-13)





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