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So we're going to be killed by an ocean fart?

SBDF?

If you actually read that whole thing, it's freaky

And I live in New Orleans...great.

Originally posted by zero
If you actually read that whole thing, it's freaky

So are Jason, Freddy, Chucky, Pinhead, and Oprah, but they are works of fiction as well.

C'mon guys, a giant Earth fart bubble isn't going to kill us all. Everyone knows that Jesus is going to come back riding on a flaming chariot made of human skulls and he along with four of his "good friends" on horseback will ride the Earth slaughtering us all with swords and flames from the sun and stuff.

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Will human life be wiped out by a BP-induced methane eruption? No.

Bolded the important part.

Originally posted by tbsteel
C'mon guys, a giant Earth fart bubble isn't going to kill us all. Everyone knows that Mr. T is going to come back riding on a flaming chariot made of human skulls and he along with four of his "good friends" on horseback will ride the Earth slaughtering us all with swords and flames from the sun and stuff and using mohawk grenades.

Sounds like something straight out of a Wow commercial.

I have a hard time believing that any lead scientist in any field says 40,000 "pounds psi"

the earth is not pro ready

damnit its y2k all over again....

I love these things. Here're my favorite parts, because it's a standard theme:

Originally posted by douche-bag pseaudo-scientist
Northwestern University's Gregory Ryskin, a bio-chemical engineer, has a theory ... Many geologists concur [that the Earth-fart may have heppened millions of years ago, since it a widely-accepted geological phenimena]

So, basically, some dude with a completely irrelevant degree thinks that because it was likely to have happened millions of years ago without provocation from British Petroleum, and despite multiple deep-sea welling accidents over the years, and without any evidence whatsoever that there is even an accumulation of methane gases in that part of the Earth's crust, this time BP caused the end of the world. AND SOME GEOLOGISTS CONCUR (that something happened millions of years ago).

I'd love to hear this guy's theories on 9/11 and whether a single bullet could've killed JFK, too.