ZETA
The big dogs this season run in the Zeta pack. With only 4 incomplete teams, Zeta is by the far the tougher conference to compete in. The top three playoff slots are almost shoe ins, but after that the pack order will have to resolve itself.
Rank.....Team...........................Players..Avg Level.....Avg Value.....Eff Level Salary
1.......Shock Collar Gladiators ........49.......66............925.66.........73 $14,287,440
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb2dwtZ2gRw
Zeta's team geriatric is the Gladiators. Shock collar likely refers to the pacemakers they use. This team will be hard to beat, smothering teams with VA's and old man smell.
2.......Death Star......................52.......56............900.67.........71 $28,202,240
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW6opMZg6wQ&feature=related
Death Star rolls into the league as strong contenders for the number one seed. Hailing from Progeria, Darth and crew plan on controlling the Zeta galaxy once and for all. Just do not think the the dark side is enough to pull it off.
3.......Gate Keepers of the Night ......49.......57............851.14.........65 $16,301,080
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9L7UUp0FxY
Only two things keeping the Gate Keepers from attaining thier goals this season. The two better teams above them. If they find the key to beating them, they will attain Goldzer. Facing strong competition, they will be fighting to keep the 3rd seed.
4.......Sugar Sharks....................49.......55............833.1.........62 $13,600,080
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aanOIGKOaI
Its gonna be an uphill battle for the sharks. They should win the 4th seed and final playoff home game, but they are gonna have to earn it. Wheaties might be a better idea than sugar.
5 Buenos Aires Barracudas.........54.......49............790.18.........57 $26,329,280
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvEkTXR2oZI&feature=related
These predators of the seas are contenders for a playoff game this season. Sadly for them, there are bigger predators higher on the food chain. And equally unfortunately, they are pretty tasty. I see a second round playoff appearance at best.
6 Tampa Bay Puganeers ............54.......50............774.84.........55 $12,291,800
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY0qJ9RBq0E
Pugnacious pugs are another contender for the last home playoff game.....Throw the ball! Throw the Ball! Throw the Ball! Huh? They get to caught up in it and lose due to penalties and refusing to turn over the ball.
7 Sun Valley Hell Hounds .........55.......50............757.87.........53 $13,621,600
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC4M4eQlz5I
Singin the blues due the heavy competition and that they are not likely to live past the first playoff game.
8 Alexandria Eagles ..............51.......52............757.12.........53 $16,929,360
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ygI3BZxdCY
Welcome to double A Oceania
The results of the game
will always be the same
Plenty of room here in double A oceania
with your record I fear, your still be here next year
9 H1N1 Pigskin Flu ...............48.......48............749.53.........52 $12,122,520
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM7OjpQVouo
#1 is only in the name, not gonna happen this season. Percieved as being dangerous at first, then discovered to be no more dangerous than normal flu. They are in the group fighting for the lower playoff seeds, but if making it, its an early exit.
10 Texas Longhorns ................48.......47............746.14.........52 $25,049,120
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKMT-V1s7bM&feature=related
Underground vid of Texas training for what they will be doing in the playoffs. Another lower seed playoff contender, that if making it, will soon be sent out to pasture.
11 Gotham Crusaders ...............48.......45............675.4.........46 $12,740,000
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoX-HkOcEuE
Solid team, just came up too soon. Get your playoff tickets now.
12 So. Florida Bulls ..............49.......40............648.07.........43 $8,203,120
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB7jI-n3dfs
To bad this isn't basketball. But, figured to let you see what victory looks like. Cus likely not gonna see to much this season.
Sucks to be you this season....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut5A_r5iiOg
13 Scranton Blue Devils 24 65 933.81 73 $14,186,000
14 Newcastle Killer Bees 12 55 805.78 59 $10,180,600
15 Three Mile Island Meltdowns 12 52 783.47 56 $10,356,640
16 Ottawa Ryno's 0 0 0 0 $10,877,120
The big dogs this season run in the Zeta pack. With only 4 incomplete teams, Zeta is by the far the tougher conference to compete in. The top three playoff slots are almost shoe ins, but after that the pack order will have to resolve itself.
Rank.....Team...........................Players..Avg Level.....Avg Value.....Eff Level Salary
1.......Shock Collar Gladiators ........49.......66............925.66.........73 $14,287,440
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb2dwtZ2gRw
Zeta's team geriatric is the Gladiators. Shock collar likely refers to the pacemakers they use. This team will be hard to beat, smothering teams with VA's and old man smell.
2.......Death Star......................52.......56............900.67.........71 $28,202,240
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW6opMZg6wQ&feature=related
Death Star rolls into the league as strong contenders for the number one seed. Hailing from Progeria, Darth and crew plan on controlling the Zeta galaxy once and for all. Just do not think the the dark side is enough to pull it off.
3.......Gate Keepers of the Night ......49.......57............851.14.........65 $16,301,080
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9L7UUp0FxY
Only two things keeping the Gate Keepers from attaining thier goals this season. The two better teams above them. If they find the key to beating them, they will attain Goldzer. Facing strong competition, they will be fighting to keep the 3rd seed.
4.......Sugar Sharks....................49.......55............833.1.........62 $13,600,080
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aanOIGKOaI
Its gonna be an uphill battle for the sharks. They should win the 4th seed and final playoff home game, but they are gonna have to earn it. Wheaties might be a better idea than sugar.
5 Buenos Aires Barracudas.........54.......49............790.18.........57 $26,329,280
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvEkTXR2oZI&feature=related
These predators of the seas are contenders for a playoff game this season. Sadly for them, there are bigger predators higher on the food chain. And equally unfortunately, they are pretty tasty. I see a second round playoff appearance at best.
6 Tampa Bay Puganeers ............54.......50............774.84.........55 $12,291,800
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY0qJ9RBq0E
Pugnacious pugs are another contender for the last home playoff game.....Throw the ball! Throw the Ball! Throw the Ball! Huh? They get to caught up in it and lose due to penalties and refusing to turn over the ball.
7 Sun Valley Hell Hounds .........55.......50............757.87.........53 $13,621,600
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC4M4eQlz5I
Singin the blues due the heavy competition and that they are not likely to live past the first playoff game.
8 Alexandria Eagles ..............51.......52............757.12.........53 $16,929,360
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ygI3BZxdCY
Welcome to double A Oceania
The results of the game
will always be the same
Plenty of room here in double A oceania
with your record I fear, your still be here next year
9 H1N1 Pigskin Flu ...............48.......48............749.53.........52 $12,122,520
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM7OjpQVouo
#1 is only in the name, not gonna happen this season. Percieved as being dangerous at first, then discovered to be no more dangerous than normal flu. They are in the group fighting for the lower playoff seeds, but if making it, its an early exit.
10 Texas Longhorns ................48.......47............746.14.........52 $25,049,120
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKMT-V1s7bM&feature=related
Underground vid of Texas training for what they will be doing in the playoffs. Another lower seed playoff contender, that if making it, will soon be sent out to pasture.
11 Gotham Crusaders ...............48.......45............675.4.........46 $12,740,000
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoX-HkOcEuE
Solid team, just came up too soon. Get your playoff tickets now.
12 So. Florida Bulls ..............49.......40............648.07.........43 $8,203,120
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB7jI-n3dfs
To bad this isn't basketball. But, figured to let you see what victory looks like. Cus likely not gonna see to much this season.
Sucks to be you this season....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut5A_r5iiOg
13 Scranton Blue Devils 24 65 933.81 73 $14,186,000
14 Newcastle Killer Bees 12 55 805.78 59 $10,180,600
15 Three Mile Island Meltdowns 12 52 783.47 56 $10,356,640
16 Ottawa Ryno's 0 0 0 0 $10,877,120
we didn't just come up 
