Warrior General Games

So this is it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7-e6Yhu5SU
This is what it all comes down too.
32 teams started off the season and we’ve fought and scraped our way down through 19 games to finally reach the final game of the season.
This is the game to decide the season 15 World League Champions and the winner of the season 14 Pimp Cup.
The Chocolate Blaze and Valhalla are the last two surviving teams of the season, they are both undefeated and hungry for the title.


No surprises here, it's the two favored teams against each other in a pit of death!
Blaze vs Valhalla in a battle for the ages!!


Season 15 World League Championship Preview
Some said we COULDN'T play this game.
Some said we WOULDN'T play this game.
Some said we SHOULDN'T play this game.
Some said that this game would destroy the world as we know it!...............and an oil spill letting loose millions of barrels of oil into the ocean isn't?!
Yeah, we are real good at taking care of the world alright and this is no exception!
We are doing this game even if it means the destruction of mankind itself.......................and it just might, too.

The Chocolate Blaze takes on Valhalla in a battle of undefeated monster teams in the World League title fight!

Let loose the kraken!
Let loose the dogs of war!
Let's get footloose!
And most of all..........................


...................................LET'S DO THIS SHIT!!!




This game will crown the new Pimp Cup champion…………..
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/pc3.jpg (yes, it’s the coveted Pimp Cup!)
……………AND the official World League Champion for season 15!

Their team name will be inscribed in the history books and join these teams as the winners of the most prized trophy ever to be bought at a garage sale!

Pimp Cup Champions!
Season 5 – Banghazi Barbary Lions
Season 6 – Pretoria Pigs
Season 7 – Czech Yourself
Season 8 – Paris Smexies
Season 9 – Wildflecken Wolverines
Season 10 – Banja Luka Funky Bunch
Season 11 – Pirgos Warlords
Season 12 – Warsaw Gods of War
Season 13 – Jefferson City Bucks
Season 14 - C-Town Hoodlums
Season 15 - insert team name here

The winner will get a little of this…………………
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/beer-styles1.jpg
……a lot of that…..
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/johigyyig.jpg
…….and a shit load of the other……..
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/phppYWpCgAM.jpg

The loser will get………………
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/sugar-pwned.jpg
……they will also receive this………….
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/funny-pictures-big-bertha-poses-for.jpg
...and a ride home in the……………..
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/wahmbulance.jpg

It’s as simple as that, chuckle heads!!

This is the game that separates the men from the drag queens!
This is the game that people will talk about at the water cooler tomorrow!
This is the game that you will be thinking about while shtupping the wife, GF, mistress or gentlemen lover!
This is the game that with 10 seconds of simming can destroy a man's life!
This is THE WORLD LEAGUE LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!

So buy your tickets, get your parking stub validated, buy your popcorn, chocolate malts, and meats on a stick and settle into your seat, because the Season 15 World League Championship is about to begin!!!!


Ladies and gentlemen!
Boys and girls of all ages!
Mr. and Mrs. America, all the ships at sea and to our troops across the globe!
Welcome to the greatest show on Earth!!
We are here, LIVE, at the only place big enough, tough enough and strong enough that the can house the GLBowl and the Pimp Cup at the same time!!
That’s right, we are at THUNDER DOME!!!

And welcome to Thunder Dome, tonight we have the fight of the century about to happen in our own cozy little corner of the GLB universe.
It’s the GLBowl and the Pimp Cup all wrapped up into one huge fucking game!
The Chocolate Blaze and Valhalla will go at it tonight to see which team shall reign supreme!
The new Pimp Cup champion will be named and the season 15 World League champion shall be crowned, so hold on to your nuts because you never know what kind of shit just might go down here tonight!!

…………..wait, I think I hear the music starting up for the Alpha Champions, the Chocolate Blaze!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guG9cVs3ms4
Coming down the aisle, wearing the red and yellow trunks, measured at 7'2" and weighing in at 8032.56 lbs, coming into this bout with a perfect 19-0 record, 15 of those wins by way of blow out and 2 coming by way of submission, being led to the ring by their good friend Willie Wonka, they are the Kings of Candy Bars, the legends of nuts and nougat, they come in three flavors of white chocolate, milk chocolate and dark chocolate, they are three time Gold Trophy winners and they are the newly proclaimed season 15 Alpha Champions, the Chocolate blaze!!!
The Blaze would like everyone to know that they do not use flavor enhancing drugs, that they are all natural and if they did have flavor enhancing drugs in their chocolate, then they do NOT know how it got there.

Alpha Champions: Chocolate Blaze
Hometown: Hershey, Pennsylvania
Record: 19-0
Height: 6 inches long per chocolate bar
Weight: usually 6 oz. bars
Colors: Red and yellow
Fighting Style: They can battle with or without nuts and usually have a gooey center.
Owners: David Stern, blln4lyf
Head Coach: Pierre Thomas
Asst DC: Phil Jackson
ST Coach: Red Auerbach


And their opponents……………

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uY3LAFJbKyY
Entering Thunder Dome wearing the orange and yellow trunks, standing 7” 6” tall and tipping the scales at well over 8000 lbs, they have an unblemished record of 19-0 record with all 19 wins by way of a blow out, being led to the ring by their ring leaders w alloy and RandomBeast, they are gods of GLB and Norse mythology, the lords of thunder, they are four time golden trophy winners and season 13 and 14 Addicts Tournament champeens and they are the the newly crowned Zeta conference champions for season 15, they are Valhalla!!!
Valhalla would like everyone to know that they have a spring fashion line out and on sale at Target in the junior miss department.

Zeta Champions: Valhalla
Hometown: 478 Valhalla Lane, Valhalla, Valhalla, 90210.
Record: 19-0
Height: 7' 6"
Weight: well over 8000 lbs
Colors: Orange and yellow
Fighting Style: Masters in the use of spears, war hammers and axes and a killer sense of fashion.
Owners: w alloy
Head Coach: RandomBeast
Scouts: PP, sckbleh

The Chocolate Blaze have the edge in taste and sweetness, but Valhalla is full of Gods dammit........................GODS!!!!!
It will be an explosive match up and should be a close one, so I will predict…………..

Valhalla - 58
Chocolate blaze - 52


Now on with the show!
It's time for both teams to let their GLBalls shine!!
So good luck to both teams in the finals!


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****ALPHA CONFERENCE****

Season 15 Alpha Champions
#1 Chocolate Blaze (19-0)


The Rest of Alpha
#2 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (14-5) LW2 - There is no more Hurf to be Durfed in season 15. The Hurf and Durf Season 15 Post Season Revenge Tour has come to a close.
You guys exacted revenge on Indy and Providence in the playoffs, but the Blaze was just too much.
So I called Gigi to meet you in the Hot Chick Lounge and help soothe your woes. She just loves it when a guy can hurf her durf all night long.
Thanks for playing.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/08Gigi/Gigi-19.jpg
#3 Warsaw Wrath (13-5)
#4 Providence Radicals (12-6)
#5 East St. Louis Tire Fires (13-4)
#6 Indianapolis Gurupies (11-6)
#7 Queen City Black Cats (11-6)
#8 NBA Jam (10-7)
#9 Sparta Battle Chickens (7-9)
#10 Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers (7-9)
#11 Krungthep Garudas (6-10)
#12 La Tourette Syndrome (5-11)
#13 October Wildfire (5-11)
#14 Windhoek White Rhinos (3-13)
#15 Ghost Riders In The Sky (1-15)
#16 Graz Grizzlies (0-16)


*****ALPHA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****

Here's my Alpha prediction record week by week.
And the 8-Ball http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball

Week 1: 7-1 Week 2: 6-2 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 7-1 Week 5: 5-3 Week 6: 6-2 Week 7: 7-1 Week 8: 7-1 Week 9: 5-3
Week 10: 6-2 Week 11: 5-3 Week 12: 6-2 Week 13: 7-1 Week 14: 6-2 Week 15: 7-1 Week 16: 7-1

Overall: 100-28
SA’s GOW: 10-6
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 8-8
SA Playoffs: 6-1
8-Ball Playoffs: 2-5


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****ZETA CONFERENCE****

Season 15 Zeta Champions
#1 Valhalla (19-0)


The Rest of Zeta
#2 So Cal BDC (16-3) LW2 - The California sun has set on SoCal for season 15.
It was a fantastic ride, you guys came just 50 points shy of beating Valhalla and if they gave you 4 or 5 extra quarters to play, maybe you could have done it.
But we will never know.
So it's to the Hot Chick Lounge with you where Janis is waiting for you guys to ride her like you ride a surfboard, she's so kinky.
Thanks for playing.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/10Janis/Janis-07.jpg
#3 Lincoln Navigators (14-4)
#4 Cincinnati Shockers (12-6)
#5 Minneapolis Masterminds (13-4)
#6 Bonn Dynamo (11-6)
#7 Moose Jaw Roughriders (10-7)
#8 Mayan Prophecy (7-10)
#9 Ministry of Dotball (7-9)
#10 Dakar Dragons (6-10)
#11 Porto Alegre Smugglers (6-10)
#12 College Town NWA Feeble Minds (4-12)
#13 Sofia Spiders (3-13)
#14 C-Town Hoodlums (3-13)
#15 Korb Destroyers (2-14)
#16 Machu Picchu Hidden Dragons (0-16)


*****ZETA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****

Here's my prediction record week by week.
And the 8-Ball http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball

Week 1: 4-4 Week 2: 4-4 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 6-2 Week 5: 5-3 Week 6: 8-0 Week 7: 7-1 Week 8: 8-0 Week 9: 8-0
Week 10: 7-1Week 11: 7-1 Week 12: 7-1 Week 13: 7-1 Week 14: 7-1 Week 15: 6-2 Week 16: 8-0

Overall: 105-23
SA’s GOW: 13-3
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 7-9
SA Playoffs: 6-1
8-ball Playoffs: 3-4

just in time

i think the home team wins it though

Originally posted by Ubasstards
i think the home team wins it though

Valhalla is so strong, but I always root for the under dog.
I'm rootin' for the Blaze in my heart, but I think Valhalla wins it.

thanks for doing these all season SA

do we really get girls

if anyone can beat Valhalla...it's the Blaze...best of luck to both teams!

Originally posted by Catullus 16
do we really get girls

yes, just send a self addressed envelope to me and I'll send her out asap. Shipping and handling charges may apply.

Originally posted by StinkCheese
thanks for doing these all season SA
you are more than welcome, i had a great time doing these in the WL.

Originally posted by SLZmonster
if anyone can beat Valhalla...it's the Blaze...best of luck to both teams!
Yeah, I love the best run team vs the best pass team aspect of it.

Come on Bortolomew!! Let's sim this mug already!!!

Originally posted by SLZmonster
if anyone can beat Valhalla...it's the Blaze...best of luck to both teams!

i stand corrected, another great season Valhalla, now gut and let someone else have a chance! lol

Predicted a 120 point total, not surprised to see it higher.

GLB, what have you become.

90 freakin' points?!?!

W..........................T...........................F!!!!!!


Congrats Valhalla great job this season and a great job to the Blaze too.

David Stern was probably doing the defense, what did you expect?

Originally posted by GMathiasf
David Stern was probably doing the defense, what did you expect?
[ ] one to talk

Originally posted by Smiling Assasain
90 freakin' points?!?!

W..........................T...........................F!!!!!!


Congrats Valhalla great job this season and a great job to the Blaze too.

Hell Indy scored 82 on the Blaze and lost by 5. So Valhalla scoring 90 shouldn't be that surprising..

That fucking lucky banana!