Conference Championship games are meant to be a battle.... so it's only appropriate that these 2 teams have made it this far!! Drop your cocks and grab your socks it's time to get this (after)party started!!
Lion Conference Championship:
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In this corner.. hailing from District 9 (where ever the hell that is).. coming into this game with 18 wins versus 0 losses... they're the masters of mayhem on both sides of the ball... it's the SHRIMPIES
!! The Shrimpies are impressive on offense without a doubt.. averaging 115 points/game while allowing a conference low of 9.3! This offense has the fewest pass attempts per game but still has the 5th highest yards per game average.. that's efficiency at its best 
!! But no matter what they try to tell you they will or won't do.. they're going to run the ball.. they're probably going to run the ball 50 times per game (no seriously they average 49.9 rushing attempts per game!).. but the craziest thing is everybody knows they're going to run the ball but when the meat eaters up front average 102 pancakes a game.. it's frickin' tough to stop.. probably part of the reason they average over 8 yards per carry! On the other side of the ball they're every where.. #2 in hurries and sacks.. and if you do get the ball off they're #1 in pass deflections too.. oh and did I mention that they are tied for the fewest missed tackles in the conference also.. These are some bad ass shrimp!!
And in this corner.. hailing from Sahara.. (that's here http://geology.com/records/sahara-desert-map.gif ) coming into this match up with a record of 14 wins versus 2 losses.. they are the path of desctruction.. it's the STORM!! This meteorologists (and most Lion Conference teams) nightmare is based on defense.. during their Season 15 run they've only allowed 2 teams to score over 20 points on them (can you guess which two games they lost ).. their defense which will now be known as the Typhoon from here on out 
.. has the most hurries in the conference, 4th most sacks and ironically enough is the other team that has the fewest missed tackles in the conference! The Typhoon comes into every game with one plan... destroy everything in front of it!! Their offense is much more of a blue collar unit.. they run the ball twice as much as they pass the ball.. they control the clock... and they don't turn the ball over very often either (knock on wood)!
This game reminds me of last seasons Lion Conference Championship.. where Little Brother (D9) had been looking forward to it's next battle with Big Brother (WWR) all season... this time the roles have changed though.. D9 is Big Brother and the Storm are Little Brother.. D9 has been a favorite all season and has not disappointed at all.. Just like last season... I just don't think Little Brother can take down Big Brother.. but I'm sure that every dot will know they've been in a battle after this one is over.. my prediction is D9 by 9....
Lion Conference Championship:
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In this corner.. hailing from District 9 (where ever the hell that is).. coming into this game with 18 wins versus 0 losses... they're the masters of mayhem on both sides of the ball... it's the SHRIMPIES
!! The Shrimpies are impressive on offense without a doubt.. averaging 115 points/game while allowing a conference low of 9.3! This offense has the fewest pass attempts per game but still has the 5th highest yards per game average.. that's efficiency at its best !! But no matter what they try to tell you they will or won't do.. they're going to run the ball.. they're probably going to run the ball 50 times per game (no seriously they average 49.9 rushing attempts per game!).. but the craziest thing is everybody knows they're going to run the ball but when the meat eaters up front average 102 pancakes a game.. it's frickin' tough to stop.. probably part of the reason they average over 8 yards per carry! On the other side of the ball they're every where.. #2 in hurries and sacks.. and if you do get the ball off they're #1 in pass deflections too.. oh and did I mention that they are tied for the fewest missed tackles in the conference also.. These are some bad ass shrimp!!And in this corner.. hailing from Sahara.. (that's here http://geology.com/records/sahara-desert-map.gif ) coming into this match up with a record of 14 wins versus 2 losses.. they are the path of desctruction.. it's the STORM
!! This meteorologists (and most Lion Conference teams) nightmare is based on defense.. during their Season 15 run they've only allowed 2 teams to score over 20 points on them (can you guess which two games they lost ).. their defense which will now be known as the Typhoon from here on out .. has the most hurries in the conference, 4th most sacks and ironically enough is the other team that has the fewest missed tackles in the conference! The Typhoon comes into every game with one plan... destroy everything in front of it!! Their offense is much more of a blue collar unit.. they run the ball twice as much as they pass the ball.. they control the clock... and they don't turn the ball over very often either (knock on wood)!This game reminds me of last seasons Lion Conference Championship.. where Little Brother (D9) had been looking forward to it's next battle with Big Brother (WWR) all season... this time the roles have changed though.. D9 is Big Brother and the Storm are Little Brother.. D9 has been a favorite all season and has not disappointed at all.. Just like last season... I just don't think Little Brother can take down Big Brother.. but I'm sure that every dot will know they've been in a battle after this one is over.. my prediction is D9 by 9....
Edited by Salesman on May 13, 2010 13:07:08
Edited by Salesman on May 13, 2010 13:06:28
