http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1sf2CzEq0w
Step into the Twilight Zone that is Round mutha' truckin' 3!!
No upsets in round 2, only the favs moved on to round 3.
So we have to say a fond farewell to the Providence Radicals, the Cincinnati Shockers, the Warsaw Wrath and the Lincoln Navigators .
To all four teams we would like to say, "You have been..........................
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/boxing-weight-class-pwned.jpg
***SA’s Player of the Week***
And the POW goes to………………
Valhalla QB, Thom Yorke!! Yay!!!
I mean the guy only threw for 500+ yards and 6 TD passes in a stomping of the Shockers in round 2!
Way to lead Valhalla to sweet, sweet victory!!
So here’s to you, Thom Yorke.………………..
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/GuinnessBeer.jpg
SALUTE!!
We have to do it. We have to say it to get to the championship game. So..........................
.........………LET’S DO THIS SHIT!!!
Good luck, chuckle heads!!
****ALPHA CONFERENCE PLAYOFFS****
Alpha Championship Preview
#1 Chocolate Blaze (18-0)
Pass Rank: 2
Rush Rank: 1
Team Colors: Red and yellow.
Finishing Move: Chocolate Hell
"In High School I was voted most likely to……." ……..have acne breakouts every year from too much chocolate, but is there really such a thing as "too much chocolate"?
Turn Ons: Peanuts, almonds, nougat, squeeze bottles.
Turn Offs: Gummy bears, jelly beans, people allergic to chocolate.
About Me: Over 12,300 yards of rushing and passing combined.
4th in sacks in Alpha.
Prefers dark chocolate over white chocolate. You know the old saying, "Once you go black, you never go back".
Keys to Win: What else............................RUN!!!
You guys are first in rushing with 1500 yards past the nearest team, so run your dot asses off and keep the Hurf and Durf offense off the field.
#2 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (14-4)
Pass Rank: 5
Rush Rank: 7
Team Colors: Red and yellow.
Finishing Move: [HURF]insert opponent here[/DURF]
"In High School I was voted most likely to……." ……..confuse the hell out of people with their team name. (it sure worked)
Turn Ons: Winning, not losing, cheap trashy women with great fashion sense.
Turn Offs: Losing, not winning, being sent to the Hot Chick Lounge.
About Me: Offensive line gave up only 59 sacks.
2nd most completions in Alpha.
Prefers hard candy over chocolate. They really hate chocolate.
Keys to Win: It will be tough, but stop the run!
And you might want to stop the pass too.
Ok, you will have to play a perfect game, really. So good luck with that.
The Blaze just keep rollin' and blowing teams out and this should be no different. I'm taking the Blaze..........BIG.
So I’m going to predict…………..
Chocolate Blaze - 54
Hurf and Durf - 34
The Rest of Alpha
#3 Warsaw Wrath (13-5) LW3 - Very impressive season Warsaw! Aside from the Providence debacle, you guys were in every game you played and I thought you guys might be the team to unseat the Blaze in the playoffs.
But it wasn't to be this season. So congrats on a great job done this season and best of luck to you guys next season.
Thanks for playing.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/01Simone/Simone-09.jpg
#4 Providence Radicals (12-6) LW4 - Unbelievable job you guys did this season, sad to see it is your last. You guys were fun to watch and really played your guts out.
Best of luck to wherever the Radicals end up.
Thanks for playing.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/01Amanda/Amanda-05.jpg
#5 East St. Louis Tire Fires (13-4)
#6 Indianapolis Gurupies (11-6)
#7 Queen City Black Cats (11-6)
#8 NBA Jam (10-7)
#9 Sparta Battle Chickens (7-9)
#10 Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers (7-9)
#11 Krungthep Garudas (6-10)
#12 La Tourette Syndrome (5-11)
#13 October Wildfire (5-11)
#14 Windhoek White Rhinos (3-13)
#15 Ghost Riders In The Sky (1-15)
#16 Graz Grizzlies (0-16)
*****ROUND 3 ALPHA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my Alpha prediction record week by week.
And the 8-Ball http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Week 1: 7-1 Week 2: 6-2 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 7-1 Week 5: 5-3 Week 6: 6-2 Week 7: 7-1 Week 8: 7-1 Week 9: 5-3
Week 10: 6-2 Week 11: 5-3 Week 12: 6-2 Week 13: 7-1 Week 14: 6-2 Week 15: 7-1 Week 16: 7-1
Overall: 100-28
SA’s GOW: 10-6
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 8-8
SA Playoffs: 5-1
8-Ball Playoffs: 2-4
#2 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (14-4) at #1 Chocolate Blaze (18-0) =
SA’s Pick: Chocolate Blaze
8-ball’s Pick: [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF]
Good luck to all the Alpha teams in Round 3!
____________________________________________________________________________
****ZETA CONFERENCE PLAYOFFS****
Zeta Championship Preview
#1 Valhalla (18-0)
Pass Rank: 1
Rush Rank: 2
Team Colors: Orange and yellow.
Finishing Move: The Thor Hammer Slammer
"In High School I was voted most likely to……."........live in a heavenly kingdom that you can only get to by crossing a rainbow bridge......................sounds kind of gay.
Turn Ons: Thunder Bolts, Norse Gods and the Swedish Bikini team.
Turn Offs: Greek Gods, Roman Gods and those terrible sweaters that they wear in Norway.
About Me: Over 13,000 yards in total offense.
10,000 yards in passing.
With all the wins, offensive and defensive stats and the win streak, these guys have never really taken the time out to stop and smell the roses. Just sad.
Keys to Win: Seriously..................don't change a thing.
#2 So Cal BDC (16-2)
Pass Rank: 6
Rush Rank: 3
Team Colors: Blue and blue.
Finishing Move: The Hangin' 10
"In High School I was voted most likely to……."........end up prostituting in Hollywood and still surfing.
Turn Ons: Catchin' waves, plastic surgery and watching the many acts of police brutality in South Central L.A..
Turn Offs: Illegal immigrants, wasteful spending and the UCLA Bruins.
About Me: 3rd in rushing yards and rushing TD's in Zeta.
1st in sacks and FF's.
They enjoy body surfing, candle light dinners and Tolstoy. And not necessarily in that order.
Keys to Win: You and Hurf and Durf have to come up with some pretty perfect game plans to pull off wins.
I would say to stop the run, but they average 8+ yards a carry.
So then you would think to stop the pass, but they pass better than anyone in the history of mankind.
You guys were the best in Zeta with FF's, so try to create as many turn over's as possible to keep them off the field.
So you will have to do it all and do it all PERFECT.
Do that and you may have a shot.
Valhalla has done nothing but dominate and win by huge margins and I don't think they are about to stop now.
It should be a shootout with Valhalla coming out on top, so I am going to say……
Valhalla - 56
So Cal BDC - 42
The Rest of Zeta
#3 Lincoln Navigators (14-4) LW3 - That's it. You guys are all done and shit. But you guys were one of the best out there and should be one of the tops next season too.
Great job and best of luck to you guys next season.
Thanks for playing.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/01Diana/Diana-35.jpg
#4 Cincinnati Shockers (12-6) LW4 - You guys went as far as you could and then you met Valhalla. Great job you did this season and good luck next season.
Thanks for playing.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/02Claudia/Claudia-33.jpg
#5 Minneapolis Masterminds (13-4)
#6 Bonn Dynamo (11-6)
#7 Moose Jaw Roughriders (10-7)
#8 Mayan Prophecy (7-10)
#9 Ministry of Dotball (7-9)
#10 Dakar Dragons (6-10)
#11 Porto Alegre Smugglers (6-10)
#12 College Town NWA Feeble Minds (4-12)
#13 Sofia Spiders (3-13)
#14 C-Town Hoodlums (3-13)
#15 Korb Destroyers (2-14)
#16 Machu Picchu Hidden Dragons (0-16)
*****ROUND 3 ZETA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
And the 8-Ball http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Week 1: 4-4 Week 2: 4-4 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 6-2 Week 5: 5-3 Week 6: 8-0 Week 7: 7-1 Week 8: 8-0 Week 9: 8-0
Week 10: 7-1Week 11: 7-1 Week 12: 7-1 Week 13: 7-1 Week 14: 7-1 Week 15: 6-2 Week 16: 8-0
Overall: 105-23
SA’s GOW: 13-3
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 7-9
SA Playoffs: 5-1
8-ball Playoffs: 3-3
#2 So Cal BDC (16-2) at #1 Valhalla (18-0) =
SA’s Pick: Valhalla
8-ball’s Pick: So Cal BDC
Good luck to all the Zeta teams in Round 3!
Step into the Twilight Zone that is Round mutha' truckin' 3!!
No upsets in round 2, only the favs moved on to round 3.
So we have to say a fond farewell to the Providence Radicals, the Cincinnati Shockers, the Warsaw Wrath and the Lincoln Navigators .
To all four teams we would like to say, "You have been..........................
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/boxing-weight-class-pwned.jpg
***SA’s Player of the Week***
And the POW goes to………………
Valhalla QB, Thom Yorke!! Yay!!!
I mean the guy only threw for 500+ yards and 6 TD passes in a stomping of the Shockers in round 2!
Way to lead Valhalla to sweet, sweet victory!!
So here’s to you, Thom Yorke.………………..
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/GuinnessBeer.jpg
SALUTE!!
We have to do it. We have to say it to get to the championship game. So..........................
.........………LET’S DO THIS SHIT!!!
Good luck, chuckle heads!!
****ALPHA CONFERENCE PLAYOFFS****
Alpha Championship Preview
#1 Chocolate Blaze (18-0)
Pass Rank: 2
Rush Rank: 1
Team Colors: Red and yellow.
Finishing Move: Chocolate Hell
"In High School I was voted most likely to……." ……..have acne breakouts every year from too much chocolate, but is there really such a thing as "too much chocolate"?
Turn Ons: Peanuts, almonds, nougat, squeeze bottles.
Turn Offs: Gummy bears, jelly beans, people allergic to chocolate.
About Me: Over 12,300 yards of rushing and passing combined.
4th in sacks in Alpha.
Prefers dark chocolate over white chocolate. You know the old saying, "Once you go black, you never go back".
Keys to Win: What else............................RUN!!!
You guys are first in rushing with 1500 yards past the nearest team, so run your dot asses off and keep the Hurf and Durf offense off the field.
#2 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (14-4)
Pass Rank: 5
Rush Rank: 7
Team Colors: Red and yellow.
Finishing Move: [HURF]insert opponent here[/DURF]
"In High School I was voted most likely to……." ……..confuse the hell out of people with their team name. (it sure worked)
Turn Ons: Winning, not losing, cheap trashy women with great fashion sense.
Turn Offs: Losing, not winning, being sent to the Hot Chick Lounge.
About Me: Offensive line gave up only 59 sacks.
2nd most completions in Alpha.
Prefers hard candy over chocolate. They really hate chocolate.
Keys to Win: It will be tough, but stop the run!
And you might want to stop the pass too.
Ok, you will have to play a perfect game, really. So good luck with that.
The Blaze just keep rollin' and blowing teams out and this should be no different. I'm taking the Blaze..........BIG.
So I’m going to predict…………..
Chocolate Blaze - 54
Hurf and Durf - 34
The Rest of Alpha
#3 Warsaw Wrath (13-5) LW3 - Very impressive season Warsaw! Aside from the Providence debacle, you guys were in every game you played and I thought you guys might be the team to unseat the Blaze in the playoffs.
But it wasn't to be this season. So congrats on a great job done this season and best of luck to you guys next season.
Thanks for playing.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/01Simone/Simone-09.jpg
#4 Providence Radicals (12-6) LW4 - Unbelievable job you guys did this season, sad to see it is your last. You guys were fun to watch and really played your guts out.
Best of luck to wherever the Radicals end up.
Thanks for playing.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/01Amanda/Amanda-05.jpg
#5 East St. Louis Tire Fires (13-4)
#6 Indianapolis Gurupies (11-6)
#7 Queen City Black Cats (11-6)
#8 NBA Jam (10-7)
#9 Sparta Battle Chickens (7-9)
#10 Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers (7-9)
#11 Krungthep Garudas (6-10)
#12 La Tourette Syndrome (5-11)
#13 October Wildfire (5-11)
#14 Windhoek White Rhinos (3-13)
#15 Ghost Riders In The Sky (1-15)
#16 Graz Grizzlies (0-16)
*****ROUND 3 ALPHA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my Alpha prediction record week by week.
And the 8-Ball http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Week 1: 7-1 Week 2: 6-2 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 7-1 Week 5: 5-3 Week 6: 6-2 Week 7: 7-1 Week 8: 7-1 Week 9: 5-3
Week 10: 6-2 Week 11: 5-3 Week 12: 6-2 Week 13: 7-1 Week 14: 6-2 Week 15: 7-1 Week 16: 7-1
Overall: 100-28
SA’s GOW: 10-6
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 8-8
SA Playoffs: 5-1
8-Ball Playoffs: 2-4
#2 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (14-4) at #1 Chocolate Blaze (18-0) =
SA’s Pick: Chocolate Blaze
8-ball’s Pick: [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF]
Good luck to all the Alpha teams in Round 3!
____________________________________________________________________________
****ZETA CONFERENCE PLAYOFFS****
Zeta Championship Preview
#1 Valhalla (18-0)
Pass Rank: 1
Rush Rank: 2
Team Colors: Orange and yellow.
Finishing Move: The Thor Hammer Slammer
"In High School I was voted most likely to……."........live in a heavenly kingdom that you can only get to by crossing a rainbow bridge......................sounds kind of gay.
Turn Ons: Thunder Bolts, Norse Gods and the Swedish Bikini team.
Turn Offs: Greek Gods, Roman Gods and those terrible sweaters that they wear in Norway.
About Me: Over 13,000 yards in total offense.
10,000 yards in passing.
With all the wins, offensive and defensive stats and the win streak, these guys have never really taken the time out to stop and smell the roses. Just sad.
Keys to Win: Seriously..................don't change a thing.
#2 So Cal BDC (16-2)
Pass Rank: 6
Rush Rank: 3
Team Colors: Blue and blue.
Finishing Move: The Hangin' 10
"In High School I was voted most likely to……."........end up prostituting in Hollywood and still surfing.
Turn Ons: Catchin' waves, plastic surgery and watching the many acts of police brutality in South Central L.A..
Turn Offs: Illegal immigrants, wasteful spending and the UCLA Bruins.
About Me: 3rd in rushing yards and rushing TD's in Zeta.
1st in sacks and FF's.
They enjoy body surfing, candle light dinners and Tolstoy. And not necessarily in that order.
Keys to Win: You and Hurf and Durf have to come up with some pretty perfect game plans to pull off wins.
I would say to stop the run, but they average 8+ yards a carry.
So then you would think to stop the pass, but they pass better than anyone in the history of mankind.
You guys were the best in Zeta with FF's, so try to create as many turn over's as possible to keep them off the field.
So you will have to do it all and do it all PERFECT.
Do that and you may have a shot.
Valhalla has done nothing but dominate and win by huge margins and I don't think they are about to stop now.
It should be a shootout with Valhalla coming out on top, so I am going to say……
Valhalla - 56
So Cal BDC - 42
The Rest of Zeta
#3 Lincoln Navigators (14-4) LW3 - That's it. You guys are all done and shit. But you guys were one of the best out there and should be one of the tops next season too.
Great job and best of luck to you guys next season.
Thanks for playing.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/01Diana/Diana-35.jpg
#4 Cincinnati Shockers (12-6) LW4 - You guys went as far as you could and then you met Valhalla. Great job you did this season and good luck next season.
Thanks for playing.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/02Claudia/Claudia-33.jpg
#5 Minneapolis Masterminds (13-4)
#6 Bonn Dynamo (11-6)
#7 Moose Jaw Roughriders (10-7)
#8 Mayan Prophecy (7-10)
#9 Ministry of Dotball (7-9)
#10 Dakar Dragons (6-10)
#11 Porto Alegre Smugglers (6-10)
#12 College Town NWA Feeble Minds (4-12)
#13 Sofia Spiders (3-13)
#14 C-Town Hoodlums (3-13)
#15 Korb Destroyers (2-14)
#16 Machu Picchu Hidden Dragons (0-16)
*****ROUND 3 ZETA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
And the 8-Ball http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Week 1: 4-4 Week 2: 4-4 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 6-2 Week 5: 5-3 Week 6: 8-0 Week 7: 7-1 Week 8: 8-0 Week 9: 8-0
Week 10: 7-1Week 11: 7-1 Week 12: 7-1 Week 13: 7-1 Week 14: 7-1 Week 15: 6-2 Week 16: 8-0
Overall: 105-23
SA’s GOW: 13-3
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 7-9
SA Playoffs: 5-1
8-ball Playoffs: 3-3
#2 So Cal BDC (16-2) at #1 Valhalla (18-0) =
SA’s Pick: Valhalla
8-ball’s Pick: So Cal BDC
Good luck to all the Zeta teams in Round 3!
Edited by Smiling Assasain on May 13, 2010 00:02:15
